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I Destroyed Mecha-Dolphin, I Will Destroy You Too

Epic Battle!

Submitted by: Unknown

Sad. I really hate to see horn-on-horn crime. The worst part is that a narwhal or unicorn who’s been the victim of a violent attack is ten times more likely to later perpetrate violence against a rhinoceros, water buffalo, or Hagar the Horrible.

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  1. linda says:

    Nice thigh!!! Hope he’s getting it colored in!

    • Anna Rexia says:

      It does look like he probably will get at least the waves and the star/explosion thing behind where their horns slam into each other coloured in. I know that there’s a Narwhal vs Unicorn playset made and the t-shirt of the day at the lolstore once was unicorn vs narwhal, but other than that, it’s a minor meme.

      This really is excellent inkwork, in my opinion.

  2. Harry says:

    Who are these idiots who get epic tattoos on body parts that need to be shaved before the tattoo can be inked? Look at his right thigh. The left thigh will eventually have that level of hair as well. The only good thing is this ugly tattoo will sooner or later be hidden by the hair.

  3. ta2dman says:

    For a first appointment pic, the execution on this tattoo looks pretty good. The finger waves are well formed, the mane looks good, and the overall line work is well executed. Looks like the guy has a good artist.

    Now, with that stated….

    A unicorn fighting a narwhal? Couldn’t you have come up with a better idea?

    • Envy says:

      It might just be me, but it looks like the unicorn has a super long, super bendy back.

      • Darius says:

        You’re right, the back is whack. (Sorry, couldn’t help myself.) But overall the quality is a lot better than we usually see here. I’m just joining the “why?” crowd.

      • IddyBiddy says:

        For the most part I think this tattoo is very well done. Though I do agree that the back is a bit twisted. Also, is that it’s hoof on the bottom just beneath the Narwhals tail?… If so this Unicorn needs to visit the E.R.

  4. Jam says:

    I like it. Good art and it doesn’t present penises as the crossing swords.

  5. Badger3k says:

    The narwhal is the Jedi of the Sea! It stops Cthulhu eatin’ ye!

    Its an underwater unicorn…

  6. Rauss says:

    There already exists a t-shirt of this. You can remove a t-shirt, go figure.

  7. Happy Cloud says:

    That is most definitely from this:

  8. Fuglio Pea says:

    Another person who thinks their unique. I almost have the same feelings towards unicorn tattoos as penis tattoos. The people with the penis tattoos seem to be frat boys or totally lonely basement perverts. The unicorn group consists of WOW players that for kicked out of their d&d group because no one wanted them at their house. So in one last desperate cry for attention they get some sort of unicorn. I can’t stand them the irony has worn off. At least the penis tattoos remain offensive and socially unacceptable. Unicorns go trite after the first week.

  9. pance says:

    tattoo in a basement laundry room seems like a good idea too me.

  10. Melissa says:

    Not enough Narwhal tattoos if you ask me.

  11. Lexxy says:

    Narwhal of death!!!…….It’s gonna kill us!!!

  12. Orionsbelt3 says:

    Love it. Excellent artwork.

  13. Helfried says:

    Das sieht aber super aus! (ich meine das rasierte Bein!) Kann sich sehen lassen… ;-)

  14. Missy says:

    I think it’s actually kind of neat.

  15. foob says:

    He looks like has a unicorn in his pants, too.

  16. spacemonkeymafia says:

    I’m looking forward to colourful update. As Strange as it is, the work is bad-ass!

  17. lc says:

    total win… and a nice package, too.

  18. Jason says:

    Narwhals are always causing a commotion, because they are so awesome.

  19. ygolordned says:

    thanks dudes. color coming in october

  20. Cass says:

    A robot unicorn attack reference…?

  21. ygolordned says:

    [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/ygolordned/P1012661.jpg[/img]

    • Simon says:

      nice. surely to win the narwhal just has to swim away, no? the unicorn is standing on the narwhal and will drown otherwise


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