Submitted by: Rachel
Uh oh. Was there some sort of law passed requiring people to get a tattoo commemorating their most awkward date? Because I really don’t want to have to relive the incident with the Streisand impersonator and Alex, his pet canary (nothing against you, Alex—you were cool). I don’t think I’m even supposed to talk about it until my pending litigation against Match.com is settled.
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That looks painful. Jesus.
Naw, he’s just nibbling unless the girl has the world’s greatest poker face.
p-p-p-p-pokerface.
And coincidentally, Lady Gaga also has a song called “Teeth”. I… really hope for me, her, and everyone else in the world that she was not thinking of this tattoo when she wrote that song.
I don’t think showing the teeth was necessary, because when a guy is nibbling you can’t usually SEE his teeth, the lips still cover…
O.O
I kinda dig it. I can’t explain why.
I actually like it quite a bit too. If I saw it on someone, I would chuckle.
Sailor Jerry isn’t just spinning in his grave, he’s boring through the earth like a sonic drill.
OM NOM NOM!
My thoughts exactly.
Content aside, his head is HUGE compared to hers. Either that or her head is collapsing beneath the weight of her hair. Whatever. Its all strange.
I see this, and all I can think is, “HONK!”
I like his little kerchief/ascot- it adds a nice touch of class.
Now this tattoo is something I can sink my teeth into.
Hope he enjoys the tat since it is probably the closest he will ever get to the real thing again.
As this is my husband i can assure you that he get’s to do lots of boob nibbling daily.
So…. is that then a portrait?
A bit of an interesting Sailor Jerry take on the old “anything more than a mouthful is wasted” adage, no?
Nice! I didn’t know that adage… we use a different one here in Spain that, translated, would be something like “a tit that your hand can’t cover ain’t a tit, it’s an udder” (teta que mano no cubre no es teta, es ubre). Ah, the popular culture…
I like that!
One more example of why Spaniards are awesome.
He’s taking the term “cupcake tities” a little too literally.
I think it just confused you. By drawing his mouth that large, and by opening his mouth that wide, it provides far more room than normal. Did that clarify things?
Reminds me of the televised version of WEIRD SCIENCE I saw as a kid “Anything more than a handful and you risk a dislocated thumb”
Another tat with a tat. Metatat?
Well, to be picky, “meta” means “about”. Metadata is data about data and thus is abstracted one level, and I think that this is the sense of the prefix that you are suggesting.
Perhaps a better one would be “intratattoo”, meaning a tatoo within the tattoo.
TATCEPTION.
I guess it safe to say the tattooee is a boob man?
I dig this one. It is awesome.
Is the guy supposed to look like he has mumps? I hope she has been vaccinated.
I agree with the hover text, he is doing it wrong.
I like it. Not one I would get myself, but it’s crisp, clean, and nicely cartoony. If it were done in a more realistic style it’d strike me as violent, but here it’s just…”what a happy bastard” LOL
I actually kinda like the style this is done in but it doesn’t change how stupid it is (and hilarious).
Anybody else think the guy looks like Ronald Reagan?
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