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Only When He’s Drunk

Nice Rumpshaker

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Move over, Party Cat. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from working on this site, it’s that dinosaurs are the real party animals.

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  1. Fuglio Pea says:

    Maby I’m biased but, I like all the well done dinosaur tattoos on here. “Rumpshaker” no. T-rex would never have lowered him self to stumble out on the dance floor in clothes that wouldn’t have fit even in middle school. Then put his butt in the air a wag it back and forth untill some other totaly wasted person began to grind their crotch on him…, Or maby that’s not what a rumpshaker is… many its a jewish thing like yomkiper

  2. whoreasaurus says:

    oh shake it baby shake it! get down wit yo bad self!

  3. Jam says:

    Partysaurus-Rex! The gold teeth are a nice touch, however, this person has some real dark pores. The dino looks like he had bad acne as a teen.

  4. glowworm2k says:

    I am not sure about the floral design on the back of the dino’s head… it reminds me of a couch my aunt had in the early 1980s. Also the corner of his mouth is really puckered, kinda like he had some teeth pulled and now needs dentures. Then again, he’s only what? 200 million years old? Considering that, he’s holding up pretty well.

    • IddyBiddy says:

      But one day all that partying is going to catch up to him. He’ll be the next Lindsey Lohan or Amy Winehouse if he keeps this up!

  5. ta2dman says:

    I love it! Party on, Partysaurus!

  6. ed - never shown publicly says:

    Time for another round of “What Body Part Was This Tat Applied To?” …
    Given the dino’s name/title, I’m guessing buttock … Man, that’s one hirsute tattooee, whatever gender s/he may be.

  7. LadyBelle says:

    I really like the bright colors on this one and the fact it doesn’t look like it was drawn by a 5 year-old. The concept might seem a tad odd, but the actual tatt is a decent one.

  8. Kim says:

    Old news. We’ve all seen Jeff Goldblum’s tattoo.

  9. whiskey says:

    Back of a dude’s calf, it’s a small tat so the pic is a macro photograph. The pores aren’t any larger than normal. Good color, good lettering and execution. I’m gonna have to head over to A-1 Expressions to get some REAL ugly tats.

  10. the butter inner says:

    Return of the Bumpasaurus!

  11. tamajinn says:

    Since it shares the same colors as his neck, the hat appears to be a horn on the dinosaur’s head. Maybe the puff on the end is some kind of bait, like an anglerfish.

  12. Orionsbelt3 says:

    No way! Party Cat would party this mother scratcher all the way back to the Cretaceous. Nice tat though.

  13. The Rumpshaker says:

    this is mine, got it on friday the 13th as a grab bag type deal. its about 5-6 inches on the front of my right shin, it was the tattooist’ birthday so i said f*ck it and had him add a party hat to it glad everyone is enjoying it hahahaha cause i know i am

  14. Glass_House says:

    Check baby, check baby, 1 2 3 4… Check baby, check baby 1…

    I love this tattoo. It makes no sense to me, but I’m sure that whoever owns it has quite a story to go along with this work of art. I spent a month with this song stuck in my head unable to remember who sang it… Wreckx N Effect! All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom…

  15. Anna Rexia says:

    Where is his rump??

  16. faithish says:

    I’m with Anna – seems a little odd to have a tattoo of a booty-shaking dinosaur without actually getting to see the booty in action. Other than that, though, I do think the drawing was actually rather well done.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      ♫ ♪
      Open the door
      get on the floor
      shake yo rump
      like a dinosaur

      (unn tss unn tss unn tss unn tss)
      ♫ ♪

  17. Nice to see a dino in bright colors for once, even if s/he did forget the feathers.

  18. octopusrave says:

    What? I’m so confused.

  19. Dy says:

    Maybe I’ve been looking at too many of these, tonight, but I actually love this one. At least you can /tell/ that it’s a dinosaur with a party hat. It’s spelled right, so there’s another plus.

  20. Sparta says:

    hey at least he has skin that looks reptilian.

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