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Jesus Christ, hasn’t Stevie Ray Vaughn been through enough? Drug addiction, helicopter death, unfortunate penchant for turquoise jewelry—let the man and his soul patch rest in peace for god’s sake!
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It took me a second to realize that it was a Joey Grecko look and not a Gene Simons one. This person most likely hates Stevi Ray. Or wishes him terrible pain.
Stevie rays face post crash
Soul patch? I was wondering what that thing was. I thought it was some sort of misshapen dog tongue that was added in after the tattoo was finished.
I thought it was a leaf. Poor Stevie. The crooked hat, the wide right (his left) side of his face, that terrible mess of hair next to the badly strung guitar, poor poor Stevie.
I thought it was his own tongue, which would obviously be crooked after Stevie suffered such a severe stroke. Either that, or he has Bell`s Palsy, which would screw up his face but leave the rest of him just fine, assuming his body was still attached.
every time i scroll past this tat, i also think its a little tongue. and he also looks crosseyed. oh scroll wheel, you are what makes my mouse fun.
This may be the most sacrilegious tattoo I’ve ever seen on this site.
I’m right there with you. I thought he was just sticking his tongue out at me.
I saw richie sambora at first…
I’m so glad you explained it was a soul patch. I also thought it was a tongue added in later. But I thought it was an inexpert attempt to make Stevie Ray look like he was saying “Derp,” because maybe the person adding the tongue used to like Stevie Ray but suddenly didn’t, and wanted to do something more original than drawing a mustache on him.
I’m overthinking this, aren’t I?
Not at all.
This is by far the most pathetic drawing of SRV I have ever seen. Looks more like Liv Tyler.
With a crooked soul patch.
I thought it was a misshapen guitar pick?
Me too. Somehow a crooked soul patch is much, much worse.
God, I thought the “soul patch” was his tongue sticking out. Nice work there, tattoo “artist”.
I thought it was a tongue too. And why is he cross-eyed?
Whoever did this tat should get both of his/her hands broken.
derp!
Jesus Christ! I thought it was Billy Ray Cyrus!! D:<
Terrible tat. SRV is just a liiiiiitle over-rated.
it’s a reversible. one sec – teeth. next sec – lower lip. isn’t it amazing?
It looks like his hat/hair/ face is being pulled into an event horizon. The mouth and ‘soulpatch’,look kinda like a pheasant flying by.
Good call on the pheasant mouth. I wonder why they did not move the tattoo over a little and finish the hat? I guess it doesn’t matter with the derp eyes they gave him.
Or make him smaller? Or not do it if it doesn’t work? These are options. Apparently, options beyond this pair of minds.
Love the ‘event horizon’ remark. I actually laughed out loud.
This should be on derp.com with a giant “DERP!” on it.
Stevie Ray, I want to apologize for all the bad tats of you in the world, especially this one…. R.I.P but he won’t because that really bad tat is running around!!!!
I really hope she doesn’t live in Austin because SO many people may feel compelled to slap her if they see this tattoo, or possibly force her to have it covered up.
Too bad for her… I’m sure she feels a lot of Pride and Joy about her (awful) tattoo. She’d probably feel sad for the rest of her life if she suddenly found herself facing a Wall of Denial, and became the girl who from Texas Fled.
I sure wouldn’t want to be caught in the Crossfire.
Comments about what a suck-ass tat this is miss the point: Why would a girl want a tat of SRV of *any* quality? How will she explain it when she’s 70?
it looks like liv tyler
hi, i’m stevie ray vaughn. when i get massive cold sores i reach for maximum strength herpetrex. nothing releaves the pain and embarassment of scabby, pus ridden cold sores faster than maximum strength hepetrex.