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Jim Morrison: American Poet, Lizard King, served up with three olives.
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I love frank zappa!!
Olives in the storm? People are strange but this thing is stranger? Show me the way to the next tattoo bar? ….The End
Good one!
Don’t forget, “Severed from the chest down”, apparently.
…and no arms.
Why does he have black saggy boobs?
It’s symbolic of the American southwest. Somehow.
He looks rather cold.
Yeah that black bra needs to provide better lift.
He looks like the love child of Cher and Marilyn Manson.
Also, if he used a better conditioner and fabric softener, he probably wouldn’t have such awful problems with static electricity in his hair.
I think he looks like Paul Stanley with a lazy eye.
Tripping on acid is just the best time to design a tattoo. Great thinking, genius.
It’s extremely hard to ride the snake and tattoo a hallucination because those damn electric green kool aid spheres are causing a ripple in the spacetime continuum and Jim’s face is ending up lopsided. Can’t…cope
They got the na’avi nose bridge right, though.
He does look straight outta Avatar!
I like the American Flag lips- I think that’s what’s going on there.
The first thing I thought was “olives!”, then I figured out it was Jim Morrison.
my hatred for jim morrison is quite unparalleled. you’d be hard-pressed to find someone that hates him more. shitty poet, shitty lyricist, shitty singer. just all around shit. how the hell this guy ever got famous is so incredibly frustrating to me. hey, i can take a lot of drugs and writhe around on stage while my actually talented band plays behind me, totally anonymous. where’s my immortalization as a rock god? where’s my mural on a building in venice? GOD I HATE JIM MORRISON!!!!! >:O
You’re just not a woman ben, you just don’t understand his appeal.
i am a woman, and i couldn’t agree more…shit
I’m not saying all women find him attractive, but a lot of his fame is based on women in the 60s losing their shit for him, literally and figuratively.
LOL and now most of them are wearing depends, so the literal is LITERAL!
I kid I kid. I still think he’s hot. And I’m 44, and didn’t even know who he was untill I was like 14 or 15, in the 80′s.
no, point taken…it’s just so rare that ben and i agree. i just wanted to let the world know.
blue moon tonight? eh?
Ben, I’m inclined to agree with you. If he were singing today, the autotuner would be getting a workout. Just sayin’.
To make matters worse, “Classic Rock” is foisted upon us every day. Why can people not move on?
Because classic rock has had time to age properly, plus baby boomers haven’t started dying off yet.
Don’t rush us we will die when we want to not when you think we should
Wow, someone is jealous. Jim is a fantastic artist, and you should at least respect the guy even if you don’t like him. Get your head out of your ass.
Don’t forget the constant vigil in Paris.
You might wana see a head shrink. I like the doors Jim is allright kinda crazy but who cares. If some peole want to be overly obsessive that’s their problem. I’m really starting to think your mom was a doors groupie and your Morrison’s bastard son. If so never mind calling the local psychologist because it all makes sense. If not, I would recommend dressing up like our good friend Jim buffalo bill style in front of a m airror and sing break on through untill you jealousy subsides.
Could not agree more.
“damn hippies!”
Kill it with fire! Incendiary bombs! From a 100-year old German Zeppelin! “Captain, I’ve spotted Jim Morrison!” “Hard to starboard! Helmsman, descend to 4000 meters! Ahead 70 knots!” “He’s within range, sir!” “Battle stations! Alert the bomb bay! I want all 24 gun turrets manned! Jim Morrison cannot escape!!”
Hey hey now. Settle down. He’s not as bad as you’re making him sound. Best? No. But he’s not Saddam Hussein or anything.
agreed- JM was a talentless poseur crap peddling piece of shit.
I agree with this guy ^ Jim Morrison is one of the most untalented, over-publicized rock icons in history.
Add Kurt Cobain, Axl Rose and Madonna and I would not disagree.
Cobain can be removed from that list, and I give you Dave Matthews and Robert Palmer.
+ john mayer
I have some half-formed thoughts about bathtub gin, olives and death, but I can’t seem to concentrate. Must. Look. Away.
“You know I’m turning blue, pushin’ real hard for you. Come on baby light my farts.”
He looks cold, or like one of the currently popular sparkly vampires. What are those three olive things? I hate Jim Morrison for ripping off Native Americans with his “poetry” etc. I really, really hate him. A lot.
Hey Kirsten, have you met my friend ben? He has “an unparalleled hatred” of ‘Ol Leather Pants Morrison. You two should start a support group.
That tattoo is an atrocity.
hey kirsten. wanna get married? procreate?
So why, again, is Captain Planet dressed like Jim Morrison in this tattoo?
I thought they made him an Avatar character.
It made me think of Captain Planet, too… in fact, I could clearly imagine the five planeteers shouting out “Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!”, and Towelie suddenly jumping in the middle of them and yelling “Acid!!”. That provided the best explanation I can find for this – including the crappy way it’s drawn.
Again, you have made me laugh.
That Picasso jawline and wonky eye. And the “bewbies” under the mountain. So much potential. So much waste.
And the electric hair. Rub your head with a dryer sheet hun. Take that static right out.
What is going on with the patch under the chin? It has some glare coming off it, but it looks raised like a scar.
Hey! It’s Blue Steel!!! Or is that one Magnum?
Cool concept (if you like Morrison), but why does ge look like the “dude” from the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
The concept is really true to Morrisson, so that’s cool if they’re a big fan(and not just some boho chic hipster). The execution is just terrible and the artist should have fixed it up before he inked it.
Morrison was a boho chic hipster.
I don’t care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my tattooed Morrison Jesus!
OK, but let’s play “part of the body”… doesn’t look like it’s tattooed right over the nipple? And if not, what’s that odd nipple shaped shine on his neck?
I’d say it’s in the back, left shoulder. Taking a closer look at the pic, that on the very top seems to be the owner’s chin, as she/he is looking to the left while the pic is taken. Also, that would be a very high spot for a nipple (yet that wouldn’t be as strange as the tattoo itself).
The shine is probably the camera flash reflecting on some moisturizer covering the tattoo. Judging by the skin color, it seems to have been finished not long before the pic was taken.
The fat looks healed to me… don’t think its new…… and i almost want to say its in a man … just because of the misguided concept… also no bra straps showing not that they couldn’t be missing ir just not have shoulder straps… but ill stick with thinking its a a male mid twenties who has failed his sophomore year if college… yup
That sounds about right.
I agree, back, left shoulder, and it’s fresh. You can see traces of blue ink above and a little to the right of the tattoo. This could be the morning or day after the tattoo was laid down, and the blue “halo” is a remnant, it has just been cleaned and probably just been moisturised. I don’t know about the bra straps theory, because the last time I got a tattoo that covered an area that came within an inch or two of bra material, my girls went free until the tattoo was healed.
Another vote here for high up on the left shoulder. I think that weird spot is a mole, or some similar skin outgrowth.
Probably would have been better to see a dermatologist than to just tattoo over it.
looks like “back-ne” or maybe a cyst…how does one spell back acne anyway?
I think it’s ugly, but I guess I’m the only one who thinks it’s decently drawn.
Yes, you are.
…thanks, Jim.
If you stare at it there is something weirdly phallic about that nose…. ugh, I want to look away but can’t. Train wreck of a picture. Of course, that could be the reason women seem to like him. Me, not so much. Sorry ol’ penis-nose. Not tonight.
Are those olives…spewing lightning?
ES UNA REVERENDA MAMADA LO QUE HICIERON CON ESTE DISEÑO…..SI ESTUVIERA VIVO SE VOLVIERA A MORIR…3 VECES!!!
ESTA ESPANTOSOOO!