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The fear that’s haunted Minnie since the day she and Mickey got married has finally come true: pictures of her from when she “was young and needed the money” have surfaced on the Internet. Even Disney’s best damage-control lawyers have their work cut out for them this week.
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Don’t most asian women look like this anyway?
No.
*Looks at grandmother, sister, aunts, and assorted other female relatives.*
It’s unanimous. No, they don’t. Are you sure you’re not thinking of your mother, back before she got so damned fat?
I love you.
Yeah don’t worry I’d be happy to take all those super smoking hot–oops I mean rodentlike–Asian girls off your hands, chummmmmmm…p.
Yea, I second that (not that I want sloppy seconds, mind you. I second the notion of flocks of lovely Asian ladies).
Tee hee! The hotel that I stay at in Chicago is the contract hotel for Air Nippon. Every morning there are tons of uniformed Japanese stewardesses in the lobby leaving and many more in the restaurant on their day off. It is a very nice fringe benefit, I must say.
<3 _ <3 Be still, oh my beating heart.
I don’t know which appalls me more – that tattoo or your comment.
I think it’s the idea that Asian women have whiskers and mouse ears.
In which case he’s clearly been visiting Chinatown after downing a hell of a lot of some sort of hallucinogen.
Oh well, more for us. Asian girls not mice.
Perhaps the ones you draw on the pillow you dry hump in lieu of actual sex do
Snap! Take away the ears and the whiskers and you have one of those classic racist drawings of “oriental” people. Back when people couldn’t understand that calling someone a “China man” would be offensive. I have a friend who is quite old and sometimes still uses that phrase and I have to tell him that it really isn’t appropriate!
Your tax dollars at work: medical research grants to give breast implants to lab mice.
Only if we are lucky.
Most likely it is our tax dollars paying for welfare or unemployment because this loser can’t even get a minimum wage job.
Uh…lolfurries? That was my first thought at least.
Being a furry, I say this guy is embarrassing for all of us. (You know, like on every big family meeting there´s that one uncle that noone likes?)
Who’s the leader of the club thats made for you and me? M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E…
Can’t – aim – to shoot – laughing too hard -…
Dr. Laura’s nude photos just won’t go away.
They would’ve gone away if she hadn’t spent so much time on the air calling women sluts for having sex before marriage or doing anything that wasn’t spelled out as okay in the Bible.
Uh… not defending her, but “the Bible”?
Since she’s Jewish I think you meant the Torah.
Same thing, apart from the second part.
She converted to Christianity a long time ago
Interesting, since in 1996 she began practicing Judaism.
I guess some dillhole forgot to update her Wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Schlessinger#Religious_beliefs
Yes, you’re confusing her far-right intolerant conservative views as an Orthodox Jew with those of far-right intolerant conservative Christians. It’s an easy mistake to make.
(sez this very reform Jew)
Complete with pubic hair stubble?
It keeps this tattoo classy.
Surely you mean ‘realistic’ ?
Good thing the Chipettes got singing careers or they could have ended up like this.
Here kitty kitty kitty!
*Comes around for some petting*
Purrrr…
*Realizes tattoo*
MeeOOOoooWWWWWPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHTTTTT!!!!!
*Snorts and runs away scared*
Poor kitties… what do you have against them?
Is that a goatee?
I’ve been wondering if anyone else thought that. I can’t tell…
I thought it was a snake tongue, myself. Goatee works too, though.
I thought she was drooling…
She got horny in the middle of flossing.
Is the tattoo to the right some sort of snake coming to eat this kitty or maybe the whole mouse? It looks like a scaled snout with big teeth.
Poor little bugger, her nipples are wall-eyed.
Is anyone else wondering how she found boots in her size? Even I have a hard time…
My concern is that the boots are completely overly detailed while the rest of her is drawn with a broad nib at best. So are we dealing with some kind of asian rodent paw-fetishist??
Okay, a question for the ladies. When you see a guy with a tattoo of a naked woman (mouse or otherwise), do you think:
a) Gosh, he must be very sexually experienced. I have to sleep with this man!
or
b) That’s the closest this guy has ever gotten to a naked woman in his entire life.
I’m honestly curious. Is this type of thing a turn on for some women? Really?
how ’bout (c) WTF??? or, as a former waitress- to get through school- “oh boy, another crappy tipper who’s gonna try to get my number.”
I think that would be a vote for B, if you want to maintain binary results, unless Klo got a really good looking cheap skate.
From early job experience as a waitress and then bartending, I think you hit it. More often than not, it’s a guy who will at first try to fake like he’s tipping a few bucks when it’s a one folded creatively. Some will try longer, but the cruder the tattoo, the less patient they are and quicker they’ll go from “hey, babe” to “fucking dyke” and no tip at all, or even knocking over the tip jar or making a mess on the table for waitresses/waiters.
Such charming guys.
I dunno, a stuck up barmaid with an attitude sounds like a match with those fellows. Just sayin’.
or someone just trying to do their god damn job
Amen.
you are so right Anna!
Ha, ha, ha, ha…. Thanks for letting us know you ARE one of those guys. It goes like this. 1. The bartender is there to serve you drinks. 2. If you decide to “chat up” the bartender and you get turned down, that means she doesn’t fancy you back and it is a poor show to go from being nice to someone to calling them a rude name just because YOU couldn’t get your way. It’s called being childish, mate. 3. It’s also LIFE. You won’t always get what you want and that is a fact in life so it doesn’t help you to be nasty to others just because they didn’t behave the way you wanted. Learn some personal responsibility.
To answer the question about what women think about these tattoos, I can tell you what I and many other women who I’ve known in my life think about them. It denotes insecurity and a lack of awareness of how the person is seen by others. It also tells us that the man is going to be “hard work” and not really worth spending any time with him. Unreliable; immature; misguided; no sense of humour; can’t look after himself; doesn’t really like women at all.
That is because you said you REALLY wanted to know….
c) This guy is a fuckwit.
*scratches head* Well it depends on the tattoo of course.
When the tattoo is well done Pin-up art on a guys body I find very lovely to look at. I fully enjoy the female body and it’s nice to see when they are tattooed as they are supposed to be.
If it’s some trashy naked girl tattoo with misshapen hands and a fugly ass face getting fucked in the ass by a donkey then it’s a complete turn off. I wish I had made that tattoo idea up but sadly I’ve seen it.
Yep, it definately depends on the tat. If you`re not sure about the design you have in mind, draw it on a piece of paper and ask a lady whose opinion you respect BEFORE getting inked. I have seen a naked lady tattoo with breast implants, which looked pretty good…But the kinds of tattoos which are found on this site are a turnoff for me.
Definitely B for me. But, sadly, there are women out there who must find this attractive or else guys would not do it anymore.
hahaha… yeah, because we don’t ever do anything without proven results that we’ll score because of it. Speaking from experience, before I was married, there are lots of things that guys do because our friends tell us it’s cool/funny/awesome and, of course, we assume that chicks will obviously think so too, since our buddies did.
The fact that he’s asking for a serious answer to his question is because, as guys, we REALLY don’t know.
bahahahahaa!! are you kidding me? women are SO easy to figure out. do you know what women like? MONEY.
there you have it. now go get some and go get laid!
Absolutely no clue at all. While I got my tat because I liked it and it has meaning for me, I’d have never gotten it if I thought it would chase women off. I need all the help I can get in that department. :-p
How sad to think there are people walking around who are only motivated by what others think of them. The whole point is these guys don’t have a clue “what women like” because they think too much about it instead of just being themselves. In which case, there’s another reason to run a mile from these guys. Another example of them being hard work and probably a bit draining on the psyche as well.
“Pluto Main Street U.S.A.” How many bloggers can afford to hide gold like that in the hover text? That’s what keeps me coming back every night. And I mean every night. Please never take a day off. And I think almost all tattoos are stupid and ugly, not just the dumb ones highlighted here.
That’s a rather broad statement, please present your research.
I think Disney’s lawyers are gunna need the practice with Miley commin’ of age pretty soon. Jus’ sayin’.
Note to myself: Never visit Ugliest Tattoos erly on the morning *puke*
The pubic dots remind me of one of those cards that kids string the big, shoelace-type string through in order to work on their small motor control.
Ich schenke dem Führer 30 Klassefilme der letzten Jahren und 18 Micky-Maus-Filme. Er freut sich darüber. Ist ganz glücklich über diesen Schatz.
auf englisch bitte?
He said, more or less:
I give 30 class films of the last years and 18 of Mickey Mouse’s films to the leader. He is glad about it. Is quite happy about this treasure.
The key to the comment is “Joseph Goebbels”.
*Hangs head in shame* I got pwned.
Excerpt from Joe G.´s diaries.
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Oh god. I’m not telling that one to my grandma because she’d tell it at every opportunity.
Guess I’m the only one that thought it was a nude Gadget from Rescue Rangers gone horrifically wrong tattoo….
does anyone else think this looks like tila tequila?
Herro Ra Ra!
Oh. My. God. It’s Gadget!
He’s showing love for some Asian chick who hangs around the barracks or works at the take-away
it’s ‘Cashen Carrie’, a character from Brian Jacques’ latest novel, “Redwall After Dark”.
To be published posthumously, dammit….