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Does a champ hit it while wearing two condoms and a hazmat suit? Well okay then.
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Like mike tyson did???
But from the looks of things it allready looks pretty beat up to me better throw in the towel ill be back after the swelling dies down.
hit it like i got clap
She wants you to” hit it” until her shnizz looks like a worn out boxing glove.
Where would we be without whorey, slutty women? I’m pretty much convinced they make the world go round. Would I touch her? Not even to save her life but something about slutty women like her make me smile.
In a world without STD’s and cervical cancer? Well, greatly reduced at least.
There would be a whole lot less rock and country music (Nickelback might be out of a job, for one)
wow, great job. THE FIRST EVER argument i’ve heard that made me kind of wish there weren’t slutty, sexually-aggressive women out there. thanks for that. really.
Win. The enemy of country and Nickelback is my friend.
I think you live in the wrong state, Mike.
It is a great place for all music, not just the commercially manufactured.
Good answer, Mike! (I live in TN and hate Nickelback, too.)
ugggg, I spent a little bit of time around the music industry in Trashville and its all fake. Don’t waste your cash on a rock show there you’ll be dissapointed.
yeah its deff, girls that spread disease. the sexually agressive men that will fuck anything that moves.
I just came.
…and I just spit my popcorn back in the bowl.
I came to that comment
Oh the caliber of men you must attract. Stay classy!
Why would she want a picture of anything sharp there? Frickin’ stupid.
What?
I think they mean the needle that did the tattoo
They are pretty ouchie :p
Ah. Owies.
I don’t see how. They said “picture.”
I’m pretty confused as well actually.
The badly drawn strings on the boxing gloves look like they come together as a knife point. For the record it took me a few seconds to decode the picture properly as well.
Can we adopt you?
*nervously* as what?
As an official UT explainer-upper.
*puts on badge* doesn’t sound too hard- in theory…
I think someone was using T9 on their cellphone again.
Now I’m confused again.
are those supposed to be boxing gloves? looks like two fetuses sewn together.
lmfao
Hey, if you really want to be punched in the C-word, I think there’s probably a more direct way to go about it.
Hair growth at the same time as tatt healing. She must look great as she’s scratching herself and rubbing against things to try and sooth the burn.
She will look right at home as she stands in the 24-hour Wal-mart trying to pick out which type of Gold Bond is right for her.
one word: SLUT
Just how many crotch tattoos does one woman need? What’s next, the Nike Swoosh on her taint?
Yeah, then if she has kids and it tears, it’ll be a cool lightning bolt!
That gave me more laughter than tonight’s Colbert Report. Merci!
better get the Gatorade logo then, just in case.
Possibly a HAZARDOUS WASTE logo and throw in a “ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK” sign as well.
i am about to break my #1 rule but….
i would totally do it. and like a champ, i would hit it.
I don’t know dude, you are taking alot on faith to say that. I think I would have to see a little more of the girl to make the call. There could be any manner of she-beast attached to those tattoos.
pfffft you think i care? ass is ass and this girl screams “zero effort on your part, big guy” hell, SHE might even be buying ME the drinks!
Ahem.. Come down there, big boy. For all you know that ass is covered in zits and hair. (not likely but still possible.)
Want an easy no effort lay? Just find an attrative girl with Daddy issues. Call her a dirty whore and tell them they aren’t worth a damn and she’ll let you stick it in her ass.
ha! you think it’d be easy living in LA huh?
plenty o’ hollywood bars
Your discusting
I like her art-nouveau knickers.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
hhahahhahhaaaa, that is funny! Hey, the girl just likes it hit hard! I think Ben is about the most honest one! The only ones that wouldn’t hit it, would be the ones that can’t hit hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahhahaa that is hilarious, the comments, not the tat, the tat is just dumb.
worst boxing glove ever?
looks like a purse made from a yaks ball sack
I was thinking more like some deformed baseball/boxing glove mixup, but whatever. Aside from the stupidity of the whole idea, the glove is horribly done-it took me a minute to realize what it was supposed to be. Then again, I guess you can’t really expect great art to follow such a bad idea….
Seems like it’s supposed to be two boxing gloves, but it only looks like one. Terrible!
Perhaps the artist preferred not to look down there to the results of so many years of drawing lessons and tattooing. Or the smell was so terrible that his/her eyes were crowded with tears (just to make the whole pic a bit nastier).
Flock wallpaper knickers??! What the fu…?!?!!
They’re either flock wallpaper or Hawaiian print, or bikini bottoms would be a more logical answer.
Then again, a girl this classy wouldn’t shy away from flock wallpaper panties.
oh my, that is unappealing… o_o;
Oh, does it look all shitty and rushed? Well gee, I can’t IMAGINE why the artist would want to finish the fuck up in a hurry. Yeesh.
(Worst part: there’s another tattoo that’s EVEN LOWER. You can see a little bit of it sticking up over her pants. Shudder.)
Um, that’s not another tattoo…that’s just the beginning of her slit.
Hit it like a chump is mosre like it.
*more* who’s the chump now?
So…she’s bi? Or she likes men who wear lipstick to kiss her hoo-ha? Or she likes women with strap-ons to “hit it?” Or… you know what I’m just gonna stop.
Don’t hit dat, yo. Drop it like it’s hot before you get dah Cooties, Fire Crotch and the Crabs.
No. I will not hit that. Well, maybe with a club or something like that.
I know it is the least of our concerns here, but does it bother anyone else that it is totally off center?
Filthy, filthy piece of work. The tattoo sucks, too.
This tattoo + suck… eeewww.
That just plain hurts my feelings.
Sowwy… I didn’t mean to. Sometimes I can’t help my mind from makind associations I actually don’t want to make.
Cunt punt!
Also, it’s irritating how the tattoo is off-centre.
It wasn’t before the first champ “hit it hard”.
Maybe she wants the gloves off and the fists in? *shudder*
I’d hit it. But, sadly more like a chump than a champ. I’d be KO’d in the first round.
i think it sexy i would hit it like a champ
What I want to know is this: Since when can seven-year-olds get tattoos at all, bad OR good?
Kill it with fire!
I actualy lolled pretty hard at this. What a skank.
Jodie? Did you get a second poon tat?
Did anyone else notice that it looks off center? And that the gloves look like one big mishappen glove?
ha ha, pants from maurice’s. klass
That is one CLASSY lady, right there.
how nasty is this whole messy scene we have going on here, if the trashy tatts arent enough, then I think the whole razor burn and red bump situation is more than enough to turn men away and turn stomachs.
2nd time I’ve seen this tattoo… the 1st time it was in the tramp stamp locale though.
omg i guess lots of guys saw that tattoo :O
i actually like the kiss-tattoo if it was uhm.. better placed
That tattoo is clearly poorly done. However the idea that I had when I got the tattoo before this piece of shit was fucking clever.
http://thesecretdiariesofanextraordinarygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Hit-It-Like-A-Champ-06.2003.png
Artist probably did a bad job on purpose… Now he gets to touch it up a few times
CUNT PUNT.sorry couldn’t resist. Sorry if its been posted.
its not even centered….fucking huge FAIL!
Nothing gets me more aroused than the sight of a boxing glove. Except for a pair of crudely-drawn boxing gloves.
The shoddy tattoo work is only partially complimented by the razor burn and pube regrowth.
damn i really wanted this ta thought i was the only one who would think of this but i love and i still might get it!!!!!
i’m totally in love with this girl.
i think this tat is sweet! no lie
I’ve seen her work! She also has Who’s Next across her knuckles. My boyfriend thinks she’s trashy but I’d take her home if I had the chance lol.
….You follow Dudeism!?
Thanks Anna. I watched some video clips to fact check you and try to catch a glimpse of the tattoo. I didn’t really see more than a blur though. Please understand that I was just trying to uphold the academic standards of Ugliest Tattoos.
Ass, the final frontier. Endless. Silent. Waiting. This is the story of the United Space Ship Enterprise. Its mission: a five year patrol of the this skank. To seek out and contact all alien life. To explore. To travel the vast reemed out cunt, where every man has gone before. An Ass Trek.
Remove the extra *the when this gets out of moderation.
Nah, but maybe I should sometimes… anyway, I didn’t really like The Big Lebowski, as I don’t like the so common internet-based pretended macho men who’d actually run like hell or pee in their pants if an actual woman did say a word to them. No, I’m being totally unfair: compared to these, I LOVED The Big Lebowski.
You are right, however: I should take it easy, and just skip the comments I consider dumb. Thanks for the heads-up.
Ooooh, I see – your comment was for the drinks! Nah, not dudeism, just my own religion, much more simple: never say no to free drinks; never spill a drop; if you can’t take any more, others will – share your glass. 3 commandments only. Wanna join?
I should stop writing at work, while actually working… damned UT, got me hooked!