Submitted by: a friend of a friend of a friend
“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.”*
* Jesus of Nazareth (“The Savior”) assumes no responsibility or liability for injury, damages, loss of property, or death related to what you (“The Seeker”) are given or find. This includes but is not limited to The Seeker receiving a life lesson in the form of a personal tragedy, The Seeker finding out that he or she has herpes simplex virus, The Seeker sustaining personal injury from standing too close to the door when it is opened, and The Seeker finding out that what is behind the door is actually a flying penis.
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The GIECO caveman will do anything for money. Oh how low he has sunk. Ps there’s a flying penis.
Thank you! Long Hair/Beard DO NOT equal Jesus. I think they just didn’t want to add a “Geico Caveman” tag… ;7)
The Geico neanderthal laughing because he’s never seen an uncut penis.
For one horrifying moment I thought that was a pair of hairy boobs.
Too bad the artist didn’t put the same amount of care into the shading. It looks like all the features on the left side of Jesus’s head have been squished to the middle and the odd blob of shading near the top makes it look like someone tried to bash his head in…. or, did he get hit in the face with a flying penis?!?
Shadow of the penis.
Are you relieved they aren’t?
Good location for it on someone’s hairy ass!
Man I don’t wanna be around you on judgement day.
I thought that same thing — does he just want to be first in line?
“Is that where you want to be when Jesus comes back?”
That penis disturbs me on so many levels. And why does it have wings? Is it an angel penis? In memory of this guys penis? What?
If I was the Geico caveman, and I had sadly misshapen man junk like that; I would be ecstatically happy if it sprouted wings and flew out of my life forever.
In memory of his fleeting manhood.
WIN!!
It’s a rebus for a new movie: “Smiling Jesus, Flying Penis.”
LMAO!
I think Jesus is saying… “Thou shalt not eat too much dinner before anal sex.” the 11th commandment.
Except, except that dinos and humans (and even pre-humans) never existed at the same time. Millions of years in between.
That’s just what the secular humanist establishment WANTS you to believe. In reality they died out during the Great Flood, because they were too big for Noah to fit on the ark.
So, what order of angel is that? Or is that the form God took when he knocked up Mary? Jesus is saying, “Dad!”
Let’s see…there’s angels, archangels, bones, principalities, and powers. Must be bones.
The bruises and crack-pimples are just frosting on the cake…..
I think it’s trying to be a rebus for “Jesus! Who gives a flying f**k!” Or, punctuated differently, maybe it’s “Jesus: who gives a flying…..” well, you get the idea.
Is that flying penis looking/hoping for a resurrection?
Damn. Beat me to it. I see why now; Jessica is posting new stuff just a few hours after I’ve gone to bed. Hmmpf! No, really, good job!
Caveman Jesus reminds me a bit of one of the characters in some movie I saw when I was a kid. I can’t remember if it was that stupid Ringo Starr one or not, though.
This tattoo makes Baby Jesus cry. Me too. Ina-fucking-propriate! And the hair ass? I just puked a little.
The tat is actually a christian hyerogliphic: “Jesus is happy to give a flying f***”. Since we don’t know what is Jesus giving a f*** about, it is understood generally, as in “Jesus cares”.
I genuflect in your general direction, master.
He looks like Animal from the Muppets.
get ready for the motherfucking jesus song.
Thanks for this!
This looks more like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons than Jesus…
I guess a tat of Jesus on your ass is supposed to make you look like a real tough guy. If he had any balls at all he’d have gotten a tat of Muhammad there instead.
Chuck Norris Jesus, anyone?
looks like kenny loggins on crack…. and i’m not commenting on the penis. Oy.
Nothing Jesus-ey about flying peni .
http://aaronfollett.com/rotch/archives/pompeiipenis.jpg
Tons of the things in Pompeii