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ROBO+COCK: Created by the hand of man. Doomed to the hand of man.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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Now he can finally live out his dream of making sweet love to R2D2
R2D2? Sure, if you like them under 3 feet tall and rounder than an oompa loompa! C3PO is where it’s at! He has those long smooth legs and that golden tan! Wowza!
“Tonight on Thousand Dollar Movie: The mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica vs. the gay robots of Star Wars …”
C3PO to R2D2 while being dismantled by Troopers: “Oh, you boring little tramp! I hate you!”
Simpsons ftw
C3PO actor was best mates with my drama teacher at school. true story
So.
/snort
My sentiments, exactly!
Is he as gay as Lucas directed him to act?
yeah, now that shows some class
He wishes!
classy, smart too
Ladies love him, girls adore him – even the one’s who’ve never seen him! Ahhhhh….who are we kidding? This guy is a world class douchebag.
And the sad thing is that this guy is /still/ probably somebody’s Baby Daddy.
Ugh. Thanks so much for posting something that I really wish I could share with my friends in a “Can you believe this?!?” sense, but at the same time I’d be ashamed that I’d actually seen!
Apropos of nothing, but “Steampunk Schlong” would be an AWESOME name for a band.
Ah, excellent. Thinking up band names is a great past-time. One of their albums could be “Harder, Faster, Deeper”, re: my comment on the tattoo a couple of posts ago which Anna Rexia pointed out would make a wicked album cover. Now I picture a steam powered penis involved, chugging along as fast as it can.
You’re hilarious! Remember me when you’re rich and famous. : ]
Kudos for the variety of penis references!!
No way. It’s purposefully in a different typestyle, meant to discern it between a T and a plus sign.
Geez, what horrible wording that was. It would read better as: “It’s purposefully done in a different typestyle, so as to further differentiate between the plus sign and the other letters and not mistake it for a T.
What a tool.
maybe this tattoo is a warning- that he’s got a penile implant . . . a few days ago (at work) I acutally got to see a penile implant making its way out of a penis- via the urethra. All I could think was “it looks like a baby crowning.” (well, I digress but that’s what this tatto made me think of).
It’s not sexy
Agreed. I posted the same thing complete with a link, but apparently that hasn’t yet been approved by the comment czar. Well, except for the “coming out” part.
hope the link is posted! I’d like to see that
Actually, I really want to look up exactly how the implant is inserted. Is it really placed IN the urethra? Does is matter what kind of implant? Do you know about this? should I check WebMD?
This one shouts “Girls- you are about to experience what cold, mechanical programmed lovemaking is all about!”
I do not think that he is interested in what the girls think, his interests lie elsewhere, if you get my drift.
Androids?
Much better than iPenises, in my opinion.
Also, I don’t really think the guy even knows there is such word (or act) as “lovemaking”. He’ll probably be more familiar with “love machine”, despite not being even close to be one.
But nowhere near as awesome as the iRabbit.
Why would a robotic penis use gears? Does the end rotate in some terrifying “Power Rangers” way?
Isn’t that the new Peter Weller movie?
Good luck getting laid, mother effer. o.o
Right?!
Oh, where is H.R. Giger now that we have such need?
http://biomecha.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/hr_giger_erotomechanics_vii.jpg