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Riddle: What kind of breakfast grows larger even as more breakfast is eaten?
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Ah, more satisfying fat people hate from the chzburger network. DOWN FATTY THAT BACON IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!
That’s just stupid!
That’s gonna look awesome when the hair grows back! And by “awesome” I of course mean retch-inducing.
I like sunny side up eggs as much as the next person and bacon will always be a love of mine. But tattooing them on my body? I’d rather they be in my mouth….and eventually stored as fat in my thighs. *sigh*
Oh, so that’s why there are white splotches on the eggs. I was wondering what was up with those spots. They seemed too even to be “I couldn’t stand the itching so I tore away at the peelies” spots.
He really should either have shaved his belly again, or let the hair grow back all the way, before taking the picture. It looks awful partially grown like that. I mean, it’s not as though it’s going to make for fap material or anything to begin with but please, at least give more effort for a better picture.
Maybe I should be thankful it doesn’t include a sausage link.
Hehe! Fap material. Anna you crack me up!
Sausage links? *shudders* Yes… let us all be thankful.
This one actually made me laugh – one can guess that the gut came from too much of the bacon & eggs, perhaps. At the same time, the tattoo’s not that well done and the design would definitely not be my top pick for a tattoo.
The brownish belly button (largest one I’ve ever seen) is disgusting.
Oh then.. I’m guessing you haven’t seen the cow butthole tattooed on a mans stomach yet, have you? It’s on this site
you should look it up if your goal is to be scarred for the rest of your life… if not I wouldn’t suggest it.
Lol Makin’ bacon
“Good morning, Pee Wee!”
“Good morning, Mr. Breakfast!”
Hee! “Can I have some Mr. T cereal?”
Terrifying – yet cheerful.
OMG….that riddle is the best caption on here….EVER.
Jessica did you reconcile with bacon and break up with oatmeal?
Oatmeal and I were never an item.
I don’t believe tattoo artists get paid enough………..imagine how close your nose would be to this………….eeeewwwww…………
Do you suffer from a stinky belly button then?
PeeWee, it’s not the belly button I’m afraid of……
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!! NOT!!!
… and if you’re still hungry after consuming this lot, you can have a go at his chipolata.
shit that some good facepaint but that dudes nose be inside out. he lookin like he got projeria an shit.
no but fo serious im lookin for ninjas to sign my petitions for Gathering of the Juggalos to not charge full price for tickets for small children that a rip off an i cant be gettin no babysittr:
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?GOTJ04&1
*sigh* .. .and I had always thought that EVERYTHING in the planet tasted better with bacon.
Now I know I am wrong.
do you think the egg eyes are supposed to be wall-eyed or did they
extend after much pork eating…? hmmm, so much to ponder….