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Clown Week continues, and today Methy Bear is here to ass-rape my childhood with his two-liter bottle of Faygo. What’s next, Juggalos? Maybe you could ruin Rainbow Brite too. She could be called Murda-Go-Round Bitch. Or Carnie Ninjette Hoe. Wicked Voodoo Ryda? I could do this all day.
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is it just me or do all these “clown tats” look like they were done out the back of a van… while it was still moving?
cheap tattoos = cheap looking tattoos. the good guys cost more for a reason ppl.
They realy all do. You’d think that at least once, someone would have a semi-well executed ICP tattoo. They can’t be all _that_ bad, right?
Is the little man on the stomach even done properly? I feel like his head is too big for his body, but I’m not sure if that’s the original design or if the tattoo artist just fucked it up like he did with the rest of the tat.
Every time I see an ICP tattoo it looks like crap. It’s also on the most losery (that right I said losery) people you could think of. I think we should ban them. All in favor?
Or, maybe just offer a free vasectomy or tubal ligation with each ICP tattoo… It’ll take a generation, but could be well worth the investment.
Yes, yes. A little cleansing of the ‘ol gene-pool would be most beneficial.
The tattoos already act as the best birth control in the world.
EEK! It just occurred to me that if BOTH partners had ICP tats, the birth control effect would be nil-and the result would be….unthinkable.
Yes, let’s get moving on the snip-snips with ICP tattoos.
They work as birth control only for the general population. Another Juggalo may look at that and want to create more offspring. That’s why I like @glowworm2k’s idea for a free vasectomy or tubal ligation. That way there is absolutely no chance of offspring!
I say take a more direct method and use the opportunity to inject something debilitating while the opportunity is there. Saltpeter comes to mind.
This also will work. And unfortunately I live in Detroit where these people are of ridiculous abundance. I hate it.
For some reason there’s a lot of them in Colorado, too. They wear their face paint to the mall. I’m not sure why.
They think they are making some kind of statement. Nothing says “I’m desperate to be hardcore and stand out in my own unique way” like wearing f-ing face paint to the mall. It also screams “My mother drank while pregnant”
Yes. I do believe that most of them are FASD kids. Either that or their mom smoked crack. The really unfortunate thing with these people is everytime I buy a Faygo and someone sees me with it (someone that doesnt know me obviously) they always ask “Oh are you a Juggalette?” No. No I am not. And if I was, I would do the world a favor and jump off a bridge.
Yes I do believe most of them are FASD children. Either that or their mother smoked alot of crack while pregnant. The absolute worst thing about these people is that every time I go to get a delicious Faygo, and some kid sees me with it I always get “Hey, are you a juggalette?” No. and if I was, I would do the world a favor and throw myself off the Mackinac Bridge.
Sorry for the double post.
In CO too- they breed like roaches. Clown-faced roaches.
That gave a pretty comical visual that harkens back to Joe’s Apartment,except with far less intelligent roaches, all with glowing orange Faygo stains on their chests. Or what we would consider chests. Sorry, I never studied roach anatomy. That’s much further down my list.
Is Faygo a northern or midwestern drink? I have not seen it here, but I know I have seen it before. I’m pretty sure that was when I lived in Iowa. I definitely remember the glowing nuclear colour. There aren’t as many hard-core juggalos here, which makes me wonder if there’s a correlation between that and the lack of Faygo.
It’s made in Detroit, Michigan. It’s pretty cheap, but some of the drinks are pretty good.
It’s kinda ok ’till you get to the Faygo bottle. The bottle cap is way bigger than the bottle neck. Mr. Tool bear better be careful, he’ll spill!
I’m noticing a correlation with the ICP and referring tats. Pasty, Suzzy, White.
Can’t tell yet, but I’m willing to bet Meth Mouth is also related.
you must have forgotten Coolio’s tattoo…
http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/06/13/funny-tattoos-sumpin-new/
…I’ll be spendn da resta my life inna meth head paradise..
What a cute tattoo.. LoL
Huh. I got nuthin’. Mostly because I refuse to Google anything related to ICP and Juggalos. How can the disaffected youth relate to ICP? Those guys have been around since the 90′s and are (by today’s youth standards) “like, a million years old.” Thank Zeus that Juggalos aren’t popular in my city or I might crash my car due to laughter every time I saw one.
Funny, I’ve never met a bashful juggalo.
Loud, obnoxious and screwed up values, yes. But never bashful.
*bangs head against desk* Why!!! Why a care bear! Make it stop!! MAKE IT STOP!
The fact that you can make so many correlations tells me you indeed listen to (or have) ICP. Damn, I just outed myself! Guilty pleasure, lowest common denominator entertainment, but hey, as long as you don’t live the lifestyle (of douchebaggery) you should be fine. NO TATTOOS!!
The fact that you can make so many correlations tells me you indeed listen to (or have LISTENED TO) ICP.
Sorry, usually I let stuff like that go, but that one was driving me insane.
like a clown posse?
^no makeup also right? especially when shopping at the local wal-martz
Yuck…juggalos. On the other hand, the top ones actually off the west coast artist Mr. Cartoon’s flash set. Mexi-cali style. I wouldnt wear it, but it looks really good
WOooooooaw. Clicked the wrong picture! This ones just awful!
Well, that ICP stuff has not really arrived in good ol’ europe yet… so tell me please, is that a big thing in the united states right now? If it’s worth a whole week of “juggalo-”tattoos, it must be quite the trend, right?
I don’t really get the picture: On one hand, there’s that horror-carnage attitude, but how does that go together with the slightly wimpy, schlager-style lyrics of that “miracles”-video I keep finding on youtube?
No, they’re not that big here in the U.S. It’s just that they have an inordinate number of bad tattoos and so are overrepresented on this site.
well i know I am old when i have to google ICP, and JUGGALO…… all i can say is WOW! and in your ranks u have coolio and vanilla ice?
be proud i say… you have Vanilla Ice to look up to! yay! and drinkin faygo all day, and paint ur faces like idiots…. and listening to violent sickening music… yay go juggalo s! WHOOP WHOOP!
totally sarcastic.. and completely rolling my eyes, good Lord what is next?!!!
I do agree that the tattoos displayed are ugly no doubt, but to stereotype a whole culture you don’t understand and call them all meth head is a bit much, i am in fact a Juggalo and have been one for going on 14 years now and most of the people hang around with IE Juggalos have never touched meth, although most of the people that have these shitty tattoos might infact have a very bad drug problem and prone to bad choices but please don’t disgrace a whole culture looking for unity by a few idiots… and a carebear? WTF MATE!!!
i can only wonder what original, ‘kick ass’ band the person who writes the captions listens to. he seems to have a disturbing fetish against them.
“cheezburger” caption/comment writer:
ooooo i hate icp so much, i haven’t heard them yet actually, but i like kid rock and eminem but i didnt know they were influenced by icp, so i dont buy their cds anymore. ok, all i see are people participating in something im not part of. i feel left out….hmmm, how to make people like me although i’m not witty, funny, or attractive? how about i do what my friends are doing? they seem pretty with it and together! lets see, im insecure …so i need to make-up a fear i’ve never had my whole life…that should draw attention to me. make it weird and “random” (because everyone LOVES random stuff now) enough so it stands out. wait, that’ll take work. but i need respect NOW, damnit….let’s see, all the girls i know all of a sudden share the new popular trendy fear of clowns. ok. now make fun of the listeners, got it. they look average to ugly, nothing new here….ok, ok…the girls, there’s a lot of skinny hot ones. but they are out of my league, which is what im trying to fix in the first place….ok, ah…much like ALL cliques, there’s fat girls! everyone likes to make fun of fat girls. you can’t make fun of black people anymore BUT you can make fun of fat people! but wait, there’s fat slobby guys and girls who participate in MY social events too… like sports fans, and american idol tryouts. im kinda fat too. well at least i dont like icp…so, lets go with that then. but, hmm these girls wouldnt fuck me anyways, even though id fuck em (please dont tell my friends that im trying to impress). ok, so…icp’s music is full of drugs, sex, dark comedy, murder, violence, swearing, dirty sex, revenge, comic books, and zombies. um, hold on…those are everything i thought i liked. hmm, maybe i should listen to an album on my own without the fear of my friends making fun of me before i open my mouth again. after all, i’m intimidated by juggalos, they seem bigger, stronger and meaner then me, and i am afraid of getting my ass kicked.
ClockworkAssassin? You’re a moron.
This cracker must be from Michigan… I should know, I live here and see Faygo-chugging ICP-morons all the time. UGH! Haven’t they all died of stupidity yet?!
Educate me please. What is Faygo, and why does it have anything to do with ICP and Care Bears? I’m confused.
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