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funny tattoos - Honey

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

The lost, ninth segment of Fantasia was Disney’s first and (arguably) last foray into pornography. Needless to say, cutting it from the original release was a good idea.

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  1. zombiekim says:

    I’m sad that the first thing that came to my mind was, But why the honey?

  2. Aislin says:

    reminds me of the old joke

    Lawyer says to Mickey
    “Mickey I’m sorry but you can’t divorce Minnie just because she’s a little crazy…” Mickey sighs and says
    “I didn’t SAY she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!”

  3. sivadselim says:

    Get it, Goofy!

  4. Sailinghome says:

    Mickey and Minnie were getting a divorce, and Mickey needs to explain… “I didn’t say that she was had big teeth… I said she was fucking goofy…!”

  5. TicketToMidnight says:

    Minnie’s not crazy, she’s just fuckin’ Goofy!

  6. Christopher Porter says:

    I think the honey is a Winnie the Pooh reference (it looks like “Pooh honey” — sorry, it should be illegal to say “pooh honey”). But I’m with you, #1, why?

    • Glass_House says:

      If the honey pot was intended to be a Winnie the Pooh reference, it’s a total fail. Honey is always spelled “hunny” with a backwards “n” in Winnie the Pooh. This tattoo is so wrong on so many levels.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        The N above is backwards, but you’re right about it being spelled incorrectly. At least the tatttoo is well executed. Yeah. That’s all I got.

  7. Stupid joke says:

    I didn’t say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofy.

  8. Pol Pot Plant says:

    Win!(nie the Pooh, who will no doubt want to get his paws on the,er, honey pot)

  9. Aja says:

    My childhood has been raped.

  10. shannon says:

    Damn you, Rule 34!

  11. kripp_keeper says:

    No one said she was cheating. Maybe Mickey is off to the side watching, and Goofy is giving him the thumbs up to jump in.

  12. bug man says:

    Usually there’s some kind of brainstorming when someone decides to get a tattoo… What kind of thought process leads to this?

    On the other hand, this does explain how Pluto came to be.

  13. Janet says:

    Regardless of how vile this tattoo is, it’s heartwarming to see Goofy took the time to do a little manscaping. Very considerate – nothing worse than a short and curly wedged between your front teeth.

  14. Matt says:

    Who knows, maybe Winnie’s scene is coming up next. He’d be like a hundred acre Ron Jeremy.

  15. Christine says:

    The thing that bothers me is that Minnie and Goofy should have black bodies, right? (A lot more bothers me about this tattoo, but I don’t think this one was mentioned yet)

  16. Denice B says:

    Goofy is pulling her ear because her hair is too short? WTF?? I’m vomiting in my granny purse a little.

  17. June girl says:

    All I can think of is how visible this monstrosity will be on that leg.

  18. BlueDragon says:

    Mommy must be so proud!! :]

  19. Tr says:

    I find it disturbing that Goofy took his pants off, instead of just pulling them down… And yet he put his shoes back on, after that?

  20. Elizabeth says:

    It looks like the honey is trying to climb out of the pot– Blob style.

  21. Stephen Parkin says:

    I think it might be illegal to possess or maybe even look at this picture in England. God knows how you’d manage if it was a tattoo.

  22. uncle wally says:

    Say, does it look like Goofy is winding up for a donkey punch, or is that just me?

  23. Carbon says:

    Oh, come on! Minnie and Goofy aren’t exactly hard characters to draw. If you’re a tattoo artist you damn well better be one who can draw a half decent image of a Disney character. All I can think is how poorly drawn Minnie’s hands and feet are. MICE DON’T HAVE PAWS!

  24. nzall says:

    it could have been worse. a lot worse.

    it could have been donald duck and Pete in a 69…

  25. Yikes says:

    I always knew Minnie was weird, now I know she’s fuckin’ goofy.

  26. cricket85 says:

    for some radical reason I thought that was a transsexual mickey.
    I blame this on vegetarianism. I think it’s screwing with my brain…

  27. william says:

    cant unsee. *covers eyes* arrrrrrrg its still there burnt on my retina

  28. vaguely humanoid says:

    It’s really poorly executed.
    What’s wrong with his balls?
    Also, is this supposed to be based on the old joke everyone’s already mentioned?

  29. VickyLee says:

    Okay, seriously, who can’t draw a cartoon penis? (The boobs we’ll excuse since he has no irl reference…)

  30. Jimmy says:

    First thought in my mind: WTF?!
    Second: But Minnie doesn’t have boobs…

  31. RumpleForeSkin says:

    non-existent ball sack on goofy ftw

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  33. brandi3981 says:

    1st …
    2nd… I’d venture a guess this was a drunken mistake or a bet inspired by that joke

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  35. Jay says:

    I’d have used the line up the back stockings, closer to the “period” you know.

    Idiot!


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