Well kids, it’s been forever since I’ve shot, screwed, or married anything, so I thought it would be fun to top off the week with a round of our favorite (and only!) game and a tall drink of . . .
Submitted by: Kristoff via Submission Page
Kool-Aid!
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It’s divisive! Apparently!
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And, since I couldn’t find a third tattoo of the Kool-Aid Man, here’s one of well known Kool-Aid connoisseur Jim Jones.
I guess I have to shoot Reverend Jones, as I imagine that it would be a politically unpopular decision to do otherwise. I guess I’ll screw the one with a navel for a mouth, because it seems odd to have a navel tattoo without any sexual innuendo, and marry that anthropomorphized glass pitcher full of hate, because I think we’d actually get along just fine (once I pour a fifth of vodka into him).
Let me know how your Kool-Aid crumbles in the comments, and have a great weekend!
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… hey now, Mr. Jones did not have the money for the great product that is Kool-Aid. He bought Flav-r-Aid. How about a little fact checking?
Well, Kool-Aid is like Band-Aid or Kleenex. It’s way easier to say they all drank Kool-Aid rather than generic fruity drink product. So it’s all Kool-Aid’s fault for being such a successful brand that the trademarked name has become the generic name!
The ‘pitcher of hate’ reminds me of Evan Dorkin’s “Milk and Cheese”. (http://www.houseoffun.com/milkandcheese/index.html)
Hey, leave the jug alone! Jim Jones’ tipple of choice was Flavor Aid!
(maybe in #2 he’s talking about the tattoo?)
are you sure? while i can’t say that i’ve done any formal research, i’ve been fascinated with jonestown for quite a while, and i’ve never heard anything other than kool-aid.
…nevermind. i should’ve read the wiki BEFORE commenting. ‘pologies.
its okay, kool aid man #2. id hate having kate gosslein tattooed over my head too.
In the first photo: WHERE IS HIS BELLY BUTTON?
On Mr. Kool-Aid’s chin.
Nyet. It is the pink in his mouth, thus the “breaking the fourth wall” tag.
OH NOOO!
Naughty, naughty, Kool-Aid.
OK my first comment got eated.
#1 Marry. He’s all smiley and not spewing hate like #2 along with his artificial flavors and colors. I love Cherry Kool-Aid. W/ vodka.
#2 Screw. Anger can make for good sex.
#3 Shoot. ‘Nuff said.
How about we play Welfare, Unemployable or Homeless instead?
http://threetreesstudios.com/andscifi/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/drunk-6.jpg
Never follow the link before bed… I can only imagine the nightmares I’m about to have. Ugh.
I’ll have nightmares about that ugly portrait tat above #2.
I just HAD to click it… :/
For the first one– he should be surrounded by exploding guts rather than bricks. A big Kool-Aid pitcher of blood. Or is that too grim?
You owe me dinner. And some paper towels.
Oookay, someone’s post disappeared. I know my comment wasn’t to tamajinn’s. Hmmm.. Weird.
Oh, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since they are all guys, shot the first two and marry Jim Jones and then drink the flav-r-aide.
Yes! ftw. Makes me think of weird moments and family guy
how could I forget the diabetes that drinking too much sweet ass kool aid induces
#2 cracks me up. the portrait above presumably has some sentimental meaning, and then he gets this right under it!
i didn’t recognise this character cause we don’t have kool-aid in britain. i thought #1 was “Billy Bood Drop” who is a mascot of blood donation in britain. so i thought there was some noble sentiment in this tat. how wrong i was
HAHA I thought it was Roy Orbison.
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Hopefully, the owner of this tat will “follow the leader”