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“What could possibly go wrong?” you ask. Nice proportion, good shading, reasonably realistic.
Well . . .
You can’t win them all.
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If This Tat Could Talk
SchlimmJim on That’s the Cray SagDEG on Put Some Cheddar on That … Mike on Isn’t That the Singer Fr… ShadowQuest on Nice Breasts, Batman kayk on Another Misspelled Tattoo QuinoAhhh on I’ll Never Look at Peg B… Anna Rexia on That’s the Cray Anna Rexia on Another Misspelled Tattoo Anna Rexia on Nice Breasts, Batman Anna Rexia on She Always Wanted Double …
WASKDSFACE!! … That’s..really sad.
Also, on her left leg, the shorts run directly into the band of the stockings; no skin between the two pieces of clothing like there is on the other leg.
The black band is connected to the shorts, and the stockings continue up into the shorts. There’s not supposed to be skin showing on either leg.
We know where you’ve been looking…
uuummmmm…. ya, the short are really short, they end where the leg begins… so yes, there is space between the band and the shorts. you kinda are a dipshit, sweetie
lol, maybe you should take a closer look, /sweetie/
Well hon I don’t know what to tell you but maybe YOU should lookl closer……..
actually on the left side what you are seeing is a crease in the shorts… and that tattoo makes me sad.
What was probably supposed to be a sexy pout turned into a zombie…. and what is that on her head?
catshit
Yeah. The cat didn’t even go very far, its tail is dangling from her ear.
A rawhide chew toy?
HAHAHAHAHAHA totally.
Could it be sunglasses or a hairbow at a jaunty angle?
supposed to be “victory rolls” , but really more like fail rolls…
Butterface!!!!!
This is exactly what I was gonna post.
agreed.
iawtc
All of us right here are connected:P
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…who would run over the face of such a lovely piece of work?!!?
the face on that chick’s jacket looks better than her own face!! lmao!! that’s just sad.
That’s a dang shame.
Perhaps it did look good before he put a cigarette out on her face.
Even the awkward positioning of the legs came out right.. but dear gods what happened with that trainwreck of a face? I hope somebody knows a good touch-up artist.
She’s even making that stupid kissy face everyone seems to want to do whenever a photo op arises. GAH!!!DUCKFACE!!
The shading on that wonky arm is pretty bad too.
it is my deeply-held belief that all of the most awful things currently surfacing around the world originate with snooki.
At least this girl’s hair is not in a pouf.
I hate it when I see girls making that face. They look like they’re advertising their b.j. services. And when guys make that face, they look deformed. Not. Sexy.
After seeing her face, I feel just like that steering wheel.
Maybe it’s a very realistic rendering of a … a girl who, um … whose face is still very swollen and bruised from that nasty car wreck last week?
Although why someone would commemorate that with a tattoo, I don’t know.
* sigh * I got nuthin’.
Maybe its a tranny?
“I have another appointment, but I’ll just have my assistant finish up…” Not words you want to hear.
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz *ACHOO* zzzzzip… “hmm. we can work with that. don’t worry about it.”
The assistant must have done some work on that right arm, too.
Der, her left our right.
I’m sleepy.
lmao duckface tat
You people ought to be ashamned of yourself making fun of this poor burn victim!
*Sigh. This horrible tattoo reminds me of my husband’s equally disturbing rendition of a pin up girl and a hot rod. I wonder if this guy is as excited about his as my husband is…
Submit it!
Unlike most of tats on here, this one could probably be saved. Even if nothing could be done to beautify the butterface (and really, her left hand looks awful too), he could get it touched up to look like an actual zombie. At least that way it would still look like something from a car magazine.
omg even the lady on her jacket is gay. it looks like her butt is on backwards and one boob is bigger than the other.
Wonders with Crayola!??
I’d salvage it by giving her a wide-brimmed black hat that conveniently casts a shadow over her face. Maybe at a rakish angle.
Or they could tattoo a paper bag over her head like the Saints’ fans used to wear. That hot rod also needs an alignment. The tires have a very unusual wear pattern.
Am I the only one who thinks the crotch is a little “mannish”?
Methinks there’s a lot of wear on that tread…
What is it that makes you think it looks mannish?
Not mannish.
I’m sorry, but the only thing that I really payed any attention to was the steering wheel. Until I saw THAT FACE.
But it’s the ELIMINATOR!!!! So love to the ZZ Top fan, even though the lady is pretty crappy.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
Looks a bit like Heidi Klum
She’s wearing a bra on her head!
YES! Thank you!!!
“ok, we’re almost done. im just gonna snort this coke, then we’ll finish up!”
YES THIS YES YES YES. That is exactly how it went down.
Buck up, children. It’s just bubblegum. If only it wasn’t a desperate cover-up by a bad tattoo artist as well…
I think the tattooist has a bit more experience in doing cars than he has doing women (in both senses of “doing”). Not a bad job on the car, but so much of the girl is wonky. The shading of her left arm, combined with her head and face, makes it look like he was running out of black ink and hurried to finish it up. I guess he should have skipped over that odd “steering wheel on the ground” part.
As for her head and face, I think he was going for the “blowing a kiss” look. The only blowing going on there is totally blowing the tattoo. Her hairline is way too high, her eyebrows are wrong, her eyes look like she has Down’s Syndrome, her mouth looks like a cross between that of a blow-up doll and someone with a mouthful of crackers, trying to whistle, and her pigtails are way uneven.
An actual tatttoo artist could fix her up with a total makeover. Even if the guy wants her to look trashy, a real artist could pull that off and still do it the right way.
No way this whole tattoo sucks ass
You know, if that tire she’s sitting on is pointy on top like the others, that could be why she’s making that face.
BWAHAHA!
Am I the only person here that thinks even with perspective she is one Godzilla-sized burn victim/catshit toupe sporting mangina afflicted woman (if woman is what she is?)
…with saggy boobs.
…and hip dysplasia.
I almost wonder if the face was already done, and screwed up, and the rest of the tatt drawn around it. Cuz it (the face) doesn’t seem to line up right with the catshit hair/hair bow/whatever the hell that is on top of her head.
Interestingly, I believe I’ve seen that actual car at a show.
It’s gotta be 2 different tattooist, right? The face is a different color than the rest…. hmmm, maybe he had a different face. Like the face of his ex-girlfriend, had it burned off…. couldn’t find the original tattooist and had a replacement face put on? It’s a stretch but what else could explain it???
VAN GOGH LIVES!
lol win
Nicely done, Jessica– got a huge laugh out of this one when I saw the face! It looks like the face of the girl is done over a scar on the person’s body.
That looks like the chick from Bones. o_O
Men with women tattooed on their back. Are like a prize in prison. men who get that tattoo on their back, are ugly.
it’s biker butterface barbie, IN THE FLESH. xD
This is what happens when dumbasses are more concerned with Price then artist skill. You want a good tatto then be willing to pay the price. I deal with sh*t like this everyday here at Lil’ Ninjas tattoos in augusta ga.
Then when someone gets crap like this they are stunned when they ask me to fix it and the price is higher then if they would have just paid what I asked the first time!!!! Idiots
Maybe whoever this tattoo was of actually LOOKED like that and is now huddled in the corner of her cheap, smelly room crying and cutting herself after reading all these comments.