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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Tramp Stamp

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Tramp

Submitted by: Rachel

Hmm. I like it, but it’s missing something . . .

Ahh. Much better.

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  1. zen says:

    mst3k love ^^
    but it does look like it’s missing something.. maybe she has a bad tattoo hidden further up her back?
    or maybe she get people to project movies on her back?

  2. Johnno says:

    I love this tattoo. The possibilities are limitless.

  3. Sharlee says:

    I’m in love

  4. John M says:

    Oh wow, the woman that wears that tattoo wears my affection. She could be a 4 and that tatt makes her a 9, easy.

  5. Iron Sun 254 says:

    Simple but brilliant…Bravo!

  6. Lucky_Cat says:

    This is awesome.

  7. Rayne says:

    While the location isn’t the best I do like the tattoo and at least it’s not on the front half (making ever sexual encounter even more awkward) lol

  8. MrToad says:

    Delicious. What more can one desire in a female companion than a good sense of humour and an excellent waist to hip ratio?

  9. Oni says:

    Sorry, that’s fuckin’ hot. There is nothing ugly about that.

  10. Melissa says:

    Totally effing awesome!!
    Win for originality!
    At least it’s some boring ass, typical butterfly, with doo dads on the side.
    But can we still call it a tramp stamp?
    Does she show up at comiccon and dragoncon and nails nerds cuz they never get any and REALLY appreciate it?
    I’d love her for that!

  11. sean d says:

    I hate to rain on parades, but I call fake.

    • sean d says:

      Just to clarify and separate the dumb from the dumber: I’m calling fake on the original “tattoo”. I had incorrectly assumed I wouldnt have to specify.

    • The Legendary BiG FinK says:

      If you call “fake,” then I am calling “MORON!!!” You can CLEARLY see the scabbing/ peeling in the surface of the black. Either your computer screen is the shittiest one ever, or you know NOTHING about tattoos. Do you even have one?

      Dumbass.

  12. Whodathunk says:

    It stinks!

  13. sugarplum says:

    um this is totally photo shopped, there is no way she could have added the second part of the tattoo then stood in the exact same place and had the camera at the same angle. not to mention be wearing the same shirt(compare the wrinkles in the shirt) both pics exactly the same except for the added graphics

    • Douche-Baggery! says:

      No shit? Maybe you should, I don’t know, learn to read the captions properly, hm?
      At the lame expanse of stating the obvious, of course the second is photo-shopped. They even plaintively point it out.
      Nevermind the pixelated edgings nor the seriously-too-vibrant color patches.

    • grizzlypear says:

      No way are you actually that stupid…

    • 5318008 says:

      Yeah, you can totally tell from some of the pixels. Also I’m sure we’ve both shooped a few whoops in our days. And also it’s pretty evident that the Shadowrama tattoo is real, and the website shooped in an appropriate bad-movie monster for fun.

    • Sheryl says:

      Um, I’m hoping that you’re totally joking and an explanation is actually not needed.

      Of COURSE the second part of the tat is PhotoShopped….hence the captions “…it’s missing something….ahh much better.”

      MST3K rocks….although my friends and I were doing the same shtick in college in the 70s…nothing like sitting around eating popcorn, drinking beer and making fun of bad sci-fi movies!!

      • chester woof says:

        I LOVE MST3K!
        But having my own Horror Host Gig (New Ghoul Review GCI channel 12 10PM Fri&Sat All Over Alaska) I am ALWAYS Getting compared to them..Just because I make funny of bad Sci-Fi/Horror films…sigh

        • ClockworkAssassin says:

          well, i wonder why? big fan of mst3k, makes his own show like mst3k, but can’t figure out why everyone thinks you’re ripping off mst3k…

    • bug man says:

      Reading comprehension: -10

      please see me after class.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      You reek of troll.

  14. zombiekim says:

    I’m concerned that she might be hiding a Torgo tattoo somewhere…

    • Stripperclip says:

      Now I feel an urge to get a portrait of Joe Don Baker having dinner with Lee Van Cleef(in fake ninja garb) and Torgo at a diner, ala Edward Hopper’s “Nighthawks”, inked on my back. Whooo, that’d be a whole lotta black ink though.

      Also, TV’s Frank as the cook.

    • Heliphyneau says:

      The m-m-master would not a-approve . . .

      *plays Torgo’s theme*

  15. Buck Mulligan says:

    This girl has the most incredible hips I’ve seen in a long time. Like, twenty years. The fact that she also has a sense of humor and great taste in pop culture makes her an easy shoe-in for “hottest faceless babe on the InterTubes, 2010″ as far as I’m concerned.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Epic hip-to-waist ratio for sure. And epic tattoo, too. I can’t bring myself to call it a tramp stamp. Crow T. Robot, how I miss him.

  16. Molly says:

    Well, THERE’S something you’d rather not see while you’re doing it doggystyle. At least, it’d surely hurt your self esteem.

    On the other hand, it would let you know that of all the tramp stamps in the world, the girl you’re doing right now has THE BEST ONE EVER. So, you know. Could go either way.

  17. Molly says:

    Looks a wee bit crooked, though?

  18. Greg says:

    I have to say, that is the best tramp stamp EVER!

  19. Elizabeth says:

    I love it. And it could be the empty space is still there just because she hasn’t decided which movie would be the best one to immortalize on her skin.

  20. Snookie_Townshend says:

    Love it. Love it, love it, love it.

  21. LadyBelle says:

    the idea rocks. The execution looks somewhat homemade. Maybe she started dating someone with his own prison gun from when he was inside.

  22. Iron Sun 254 says:

    I can’t tell if that’s Joel or Mike.

  23. poochinella says:

    of course, it’s Mike, spinach-chin! A squarehead all the way, that boy. Maybe the lack of a sailor hat confused you…

  24. Recneps999 says:

    This gal’s a keeper for sure! Won’t even call this one a tramp stamp.

  25. seespotbitejane says:

    There was a time in college when I was totally going to get this tattoo. I don’t know if I’m delighted or upset that someone else had the same idea.

  26. GeorgyGirl says:

    What’s not to like? Two favorites — MST3K and “The Crawling Eye.” Cool!

  27. The Legendary BiG FinK says:

    That’s the best ‘stamp EVER! MST3K for LIFE!

  28. Shann says:

    I love MST3K so I think this tat is pretty awesome.

  29. zoe says:

    the idea is great, but i’m 100% sure that this is photoshopped – how are the odds that a tshirt looks exactly the same?

    • D says:

      The colored part of the second tat is SUPPOSED to be photoshopped. It’s the “something” that this site’s editor’s thought was “missing.” The actual tat is just the black part.

  30. Sally says:

    thats crazy, im actually watching this right now

  31. Gabriel says:

    I must date this woman. Vigorously.

    “Oh sorry, baby–I didn’t mean to get it in your eye! Oh, wait…”

  32. Michael says:

    Win, win, WIN!!! I’d been planning on getting the MST3K theater silhouette for some time now… possibly my favorite show, ever. And any girl who gets this? Be still, my heart. And other stuff.

  33. JollyGreenMidget says:

    I’m female, and I want to marry this chick. I’d give her scrolls and fish and tinker toys and wine.

  34. bigmclargehuge says:

    This has got to be the single most awesome tramp stamp ever. I don’t even think it should be called a tramp stamp. My boyfriend and I love mst3k and when we saw this we had a good lol, and then he went off into his torgo impersonating again.. hobbling about and stroking my hair creepily while his theme music played in my head…hahah.

  35. Jason says:

    I love this, shouldn’t be on this site.

  36. courtney says:

    its fake, they are the exact same pictures just that the second one someone photoshoped an eye into it. you can tell because the tattoo doesnt even flow along the curves of her body…

  37. Rachel says:

    I assure you, it’s real. I have the scabs and bruises to prove it. I can’t put another pic here but I’ll try to send another to the site.

  38. Kerstin says:

    That looks really ugly =) I like it!

  39. Lucky guy! says:

    My wife has this tattoo on her arm and has had it for years.

  40. hotclaws says:

    The ONLY trampstamp I would ever consider.

  41. Dude says:

    Why isn’t this on EPICWINFTW?
    I mean this isn’t an ugly tattoo.

  42. ClockworkAssassin says:

    whoever puts the tattoos on this page sees something he isn’t into, and thusly labels it as stupid or fail. it would be interesting to see this person’s interests. probably follows dancing shows on tv.

  43. Chase In Sturgis says:

    “Ding, ding, ding, ding…VICTIM!”

    Holy ****… I sooo want to meet her…. MST3K lover? And Stay-Puft slightly below?

  44. Chase In Sturgis says:

    oh, wait…different tat…

    BUT…don’t care if there is a Stay-Puft…

    The MST3K tat is enough for me…

  45. TruXter says:

    Clearly it’s fake… but still cool.

  46. heather says:

    damnit! I was actually thinking about that tat. hah.. mayybee noot

  47. Kittymouth says:

    I totally agree that she needs an awful tattoo higher up for Mike and the bots to be riffing on. (Or Joel, if that’s your fave.)
    Or maybe she wears a lot of babydolls with stuff printed on the backs?

  48. SarahEll says:

    this is obv photoshoped. The first and second pic are exactly the same minus the tats

  49. Zen says:

    I love this one…MST3K is my all time get high and watch show!


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