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You know how JWoww from Jersey Shore has her own line of clothing? It appears that they’ve also given one of the Rock of Love women her own line of tattoos.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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Just because something seems like a good idea after a few too many Jager shots doesn’t mean it is. In fact, it probably isn’t…
but why not lol
I seriously can’t stop laughing. I want to meet this girl! Nothing says “I have no standards” like a nice Butt Slut tattoo!
I think all of the males that visit this site want to meet this girl.
I want to meet her for entirely different reasons. I lack the specific naughty bits and I’m not willing to go buy a strap on for this girl. Those things are expensive! Best I can do is high five her ass. With a glove on of course…
Oh, you can do more with your fingers than just high five her ass.
Oh Lawdy….I’m gettin the vapors from all this lascivious banter…
*waves face with hankie*
I’m afraid I wouldn’t get those fingers back.
I’m figuring it’s pretty much a black hole swallowing up anything that comes to close to it. Cars, boats, animals, small children and teleporting them into another dimension. Teleporting by ass is a terrifying thought. I’ll be in my corner rocking in silence if anyone needs me.
BEAM ME UP, SLUTTY!
You’re my hero! I just coughed up chicken from my salad I was laughing so hard!
You’re both hysterical, in my opinion. “teleporting by ass” is going to have me laughing the rest of the day….
thank you!
Capt Kirk?? Is that you?? You always did go for those slutty aliens!!Girls, boys, whatever…huh?? LMAO!!
Just kidding…your comment was right on target!!
Cars, boats, animals….lmao!! Very funny….I just spit out my drink on the screen!! I love your comments!!
this is my tattoo, and this is also the funniest thing i have read anyone write about my tattoo.
Not the first such horrid occurrence….
http://loosegraymatter.blogspot.com/2011/08/family-guys-poltergeist.html
I will pass. Easily.
I think we have plenty of men on this site who aren’t clinically retarded.
Although, those two tattooed wonders probably are. Frickin’ nasty…
The Care Bear panties add a special level of WTF to this whole mess.
Yeah, the whole ensemble just screams “Daddy issues.”
Wow, good eye!
You mean the DIRTY Care Bear undies? Look closely. Dem ain’t clean. And, I’m wagering, neither is she.
Ugg! I’ll take your word for it.
did anyone see there are two sets of panties. One for what seems to be the outlining session, then she actually came back for a follow up coloring wearing the care bears.
care bear panties,….. i don’t see any nasty stuff on them so i don’t think they are dirty, if they are i pity the poor tat person… blah, and as for butt slut and care bear panties…. wow….i agree a special level of WTF and i cracked up at the comment below about the bud light commercial guy,
so we salute you butt slut chick with care bear panties if not for you we would not be laughing and going ewww at the same time….. !!! LOL
Look at the edge on the top by the left butt cheek. I don’t think it’s poo, but it is dirty. Nassssssty.
Not that I want to defend the Butt Slut…but I am pretty sure that is just excess ink wiped off of her whore ass.
The graffiti lettering makes it super classy. It may be my next one…
Who likes butt sluts dun na na na na na
We like butt sluts dun na na na na na
Dun nana nana nana nana BUTT SLUTS!
Is that even the same butt from the first picture? It looks TOTALLY different. Maybe two girsl got matching Butt Slut tattoos?
exactly what i was thinking…
Maybe she started working out before getting it colored in.
She’s pushing her booty out in the second one, which makes your ass look rounder and less saggy.
That butt is going to change shape in so many different ways. By the time she’s getting up there in years that tattoo is going to look like a CAPTCHA.
That’s it. I’m getting a Captcha tattoo, starting now.
Speaking of getting on in years, imagine the grandkids get to the nursing home to visit during bath time and are traumatized forever…
It could be same butt, just the first one is when the outlining was done and the later one was after coloring. The lighting and clothing could make the bum itself look slightly different.
Any tattoo that involves the word slut I think will be regretted when it comes to grandchildren age, and is a fairly desperate cry for attention. Ya might want to sleep with a girl like that, but I’m betting if you dated her the insecurity and psycho behavior would get old really fast.
I’m actually hoping she skips the whole procreation bit altogether – these are NOT genes we need to keep in the gene pool.
Considering she’s a butt slut I doubt she’ll get pregnant from sex any time soon.
Though I did read you actually can get pregnant from anal sex if there’s a big enough tear in the right place….
Christ you’re gross
Or ooze. You’re welcome.
We don’t need those genes in the pool, but they will probably be mixed in there with multiple dads many times. gag
I rather hope the grandchildren won’t ever get to see her butt!
Thanks, Butt Slut girl – now get in line behind all of the other ridiculous women out there doing their damnedest to push sexual equality backwards 50 years. Way to go.
Well said. She can take her place in line right behind (har) Danica Patrick. I will bet you anything that there are a bunch of more talented female drivers who aren’t being given a chance because they don’t have the slut look (or won’t lower themselves to adopt it).
There are. And they don’t get half the attention cuz they don’t look like supermodels or try to.
Women drivers? Next thing you know they’ll want to get out of the kitchen and stop making sandwiches.
I can’t help but see “Beta mu pi” on her left cheek. Maybe it’s an elaborate equation. -or a sorority house. …or maybe she’s just a tasteless twat.
I wouldn’t mind that, actually.
She can calculate the chance of you catching her herpes to the power of 68+u-o-her-1.
You know what the best part is? It’s the kind of classic tattoo that the owner will never, ever, ever regret getting. Ever, for the rest of her days. It will only continue to improve the quality of her life.
The future is yours, Butt Slut. Your journey is just beginning.
If only I had such foresight, I really wish I had thought of this before my life went all down-hill with all that education and reading.
Awesome! I bow down to worship you my Pharaoh.
I read the remainder of the thread, then came back to this. I read yours again. Twice, because there was something so cool about it. Then, something funny happened: I began to read it as though the voice of the guy from the Bud Light “real men of genius” ad series was reading it at the same time.
“So here’s to you, Miss Butt Slut Tattoo Girl.”
Ahhhh yeah.
Excellent! I should have caught that myself, damn it. I can just hear that singer in the background, singing a counterpoint to the Real Men of Genius narrator.
“So here’s to you, Miss Butt Slut Tattoo Girl” (Miss butt slut tattoo-ooo girr-rrll … )
She probably got the idea from those horrible ads for that t-shirt company that used to advertise on myspace. You know, the one’s where they show a woman wearing a pair of underwear with such demeaning phrases as “Property of John” written across their butt.
Its either two different people or the 1st pic is just drawn on not inked in, cuz if you look at the splashes abovve the words they aren’t the same on the finished tat, for example on the right cheek in the 1st pic the splashes start above the “s” but in all the others the splashes don’t start til halfway through the “t”……hmmmm????
Makes me think of Frank Zappa’s “Crew Slut”
” Be a butt slut”
“Don’t make a fuss just show me that butt”
And just like the caption said, F*cking Ridiculous!
I just thought the same thing! So happy you thought that, too.
oooooooh, Frank Zappa! “Crew Slut” Total WIN!
If this were a Zappa reference, it might almost be redeemed.
Almost.
What is the definition of butt slut, anyway? Does that mean you really like anal sex? Or is it just a generalized slutty thing?
This is so OBVIOUSLY NOT Queen Elizabeth!!
Then English are more understated. Her butt tattoo says, “Ass Lass.”
Why did this make me laugh the way it did?
WIN!!! WIN!! WIN!!
oh man, i wanna slap it so bad!!
its hypnotizing me.. Ô_o
I feel you; I too have the slap urge. But, alas, this but is forever ruined with that tattoo. ‘Tis a shame.
I never could understand a guy’s ‘slap urge’. What’s up with that?
They’re stupid……
The…uhh… “liquid” highlights are a nice touch!
Yeah I was thinking that too. Nice lube splats.
One day in the future her 10 year old daughter is going to ask her teacher what ‘Butt Slut’ means….
10? That will start at 6!
though not marriage material, i would love to have a chic like this on the team. she must be so much fun to chill with haha
be = “bet”
At least she found a tattoo artist that could do a nice job with this tattoo…..
I know, I know…. I am stretching to find something nice to say…..
Whats she gonna say when her ass start stretching.
Butt slip?
Butt slop?
Seriously. Why? Just….why?
actually, butt tattoos are not bad to heal… The waistline is tougher since you have clothes than want to rub there
Yup, nothing like sticking to the back of your armchair when your tramp stamp is fresh.
True. I couldn’t wear pants for a week.
Classy Lassie, Butt Slut!
Freehand? Lord, I don’t care if the artist did it with their feet, there’s still no excuse for this.
If you’re going to tattoo your ass, take photos of your tattooed ass, and then post pics of it online, why wouldn’t you just wear a thong? It looks like she just she just shoved regular underwear up her ass crack. Gives the whole thing a “trashy” vibe to go along with “slutty” and “pathetic” feel she’s got going on.
She was going to get an ass tattoo, and she couldn’t have worn a thong? I mean, I’m not pro-thong by any means, but it just seems kind of weird. Wait. Why am I expecting rational thought from the Butt Slut?
Also, somehow I don’t think she’s going to be welcome at the community pool with this tattoo.
And what could you *change* this to when you grow up? I know ‘butt slut’ must sound cool when you’re 14…
How about adding to the left (it’ll have to be small but TBH the effect is so vile now that quality shouldn’t matter) Be a good girl.. BUTT SLUT!? NO! then it’s a lovely message for the children I sincerely hope she never creates.
Some of the comments on this one seem a little venomous. Sure, it’s a really questionable decision that I wouldn’t make for myself, but I don’t think it’s worse than a big penis tattoo. It’s kind of funny in concept. I mean, saying that this tattoo means she’ll kill herself is kinda effed up. Sure, she probably sleeps around, but it seems like she owns it.
I’m notsaying that I think this is a great idea, buy calling anyone you don’t i
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Know really well is pretty disturbing.
Again, I don’t think it’s a great idea, but rock on with your bad self, Butt Slut. Rock on. At least as much as a penis tattooee.
…a statement made by a newfag on any average day on /b/.”
Don’t be a quitter…Hitter in the shitter!
the guy who did this is the guy who did my tattoo. i saw it in his book, so i of course HAD to ask him about it. this AWESOME lady is in the army, married, and a mother. her last name apparently sounds similar to “anal” so her nickname is “mc-anus” and, as my kick-ass tattooist put it, “she really likes taking it in the pooper.”
i think it’s an awesome and fucking epic tattoo
Nice to know she’s Being All She Can Be :-/
That’s even worse; it implies that this woman at least has some semblance of responsibility, and probably didn’t have this done during a raging bender.
i did it completely sober.
HaHaHa…thats my sister!!!
awe, thank you for admitting to being my brother.
Can I call ‘shop? Will anyone else?
I think the only thing you can fault the artist on is the fact that he actually took this job. A very well executed rendition of a crappy(no pun intended) tattoo.
I accidently saw my grandmother’s butt once, i am forever grateful it didn’t say “Butt Slut.” But I can’t help but hope someday her grandkids see her butt.
Way to ruin a perfectly nice butt.
Can’t wait to see the reactions her nurse’s aides have when she’s living the nursing home high life at 80.
Kate FTW!
this is just completely batshit insane.
Well… At least you know what kind of girl you’re dealing with right away, no mysteries, no high expectations.
Speak for yourself! I would have high expectations because I would judge her by MY standards and not the ones she has chosen for herself.
What’s “f___ing ridiculous”? The fact that someone did this free handed, or that someone had this put on their backside?
I need to go cleanse mine eyes with yon Ajax.
this girl is just honest that’s all. when i see a tramp stamp there’s two little words that always pop into my head. why front?
this tattoo says the exact same thing as a tramp stamp does. just more honestly
You’re gotta be fucking kidding me…. and no.. This tattoo does not say the same thing as a “tramp stamp” which is usually some tribal or flower or some shit. I’m not sure how you can compare any stereotypical “Tramp stamp” to a gigantic BUTT SLUT tattoo on some chicks ass. Fail=
that shit ain’t freehanded.
i think yer ass is nice but yer stupid