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Getting tattoos of your kids’ portraits is seldom a good idea.
Letting your kids actually do the tattoo itself is NEVER a good idea.
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If This Tat Could Talk
SchlimmJim on That’s the Cray SagDEG on Put Some Cheddar on That … Mike on Isn’t That the Singer Fr… ShadowQuest on Nice Breasts, Batman kayk on Another Misspelled Tattoo QuinoAhhh on I’ll Never Look at Peg B… Anna Rexia on That’s the Cray Anna Rexia on Another Misspelled Tattoo Anna Rexia on Nice Breasts, Batman Anna Rexia on She Always Wanted Double …
Oh. My. God.
Stickers on the car, people, if you must. Not generic cartoons of babies (bad ones at that) with just hair and eye color changed – tattooed on your body, you idiot. WTF is wrong with you?
Or wings.
Though, David’s bellybutton looks pretty well done.
lmao @ your comment!
LOL about the stickers. I can’t stand those things.
This is out and out awful.
Them some fat babies. Just look at those potbellies.
Somebody can’t draw hands. Or feet. Or eyes. Or cherubs.
Or text….All caps DAVID versus bad m Amber and… the rest.
Or even clouds! Say no to garage tats, people.
I thought those were fart bubbles.
Haaaa!
I’d like to know why they have their arms crossed over fat guts like a buddha?
What happens when she inevitably gets knocked up again? Also, the sassy little poses are disturbing.
Well, she got another leg. That’s canvas enough for at least 2 more offspring.
DRVIP and Amber?
Wow Doktor VIP is the awesomest Childname ever
I am SO glad I’m not the only one who saw “DRVIP” there!
*like*
I thought it read DRUID at first glance.
We can at least be thankful that it didn’t end up as ‘Lil Angles’.
Amber’s wearing way too much mascara and eyeliner. Match that with the punked out ‘do and obvious orange hair-dye, and you have a bitter 40 year old barkeep who smokes too much and always goes on about getting nailed by Iggy Pop when she was a 17 year old groupie, back in the day.
LMAO! I thought they were wearing masks!
Well, good thing the cherubs are labeled; otherwise, we’d never know who was who. (I thought most people grew out of the need to label their pictures after they hit junior high.)
They do. Next year, this mother will outgrow that need as well.
i’m wondering if they are memorials or something. bad ones.. but it would explain things a little.
Following her theme(as little as there is) David’s hair should be blue.
I think I should just mention that due to the lack of defining details, this isn’t infact an “I love my kids” tattoo, but a “I had two miscarriages” tattoo. I expect she either had a real kid or got fixed, then had the tattoo
More like Mommy’s Little Crack Babies.
Do people actually pay for stuff like this? Is there some tattoo equivalent of barber college were the tats are free because they’re learning?
Among the worst in a pretty bad lot. This ink is just very, very awful. Like Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Boom” awful.
I have had a tattoo done by a girl who was an apprentice at a shop. Mind you I checked her portfolio before I decided to be a guina pig. Maybe some people dont do that.
I’ve been waiting for this tat to make the front page, just so I could post this. I think it fits the little goth/punk brats in the tattoo.
Mommy’s Little Monster – Social Distortion
Mommy’s little monster dropped out of school
Mommy’s little monster broke all the rules
He loves to go out drinking with the boys
He loves to go out and make some noise
He doesn’t wanna be a doctor
Or a lawyer getting fat and rich
He’s 20 years old and he quit his job
Unemployment pays his rent
His brothers and sisters have tasted sweet success
His parents condemn him, say “his life’s a mess!”
He’s mommy’s little monster, he’s not afraid to admit
He’s mommy’s little monster, don’t wake him in a fit
Mommy’s little monster shoots methadrine
Mommy’s little monster had sex at 15
She left home for the streets
She couldn’t deal with all that heat
She had fun with the boys in the band
In her eyes it will never end
Her dad asked what happened to her face
It could have happened in any place
Her eyes are a deeper blue, she likes her hair that color too
She can’t even wear a dress, that doesn’t mean she’ll ever confess
She’s mommy’s little monster
She’s mommy’s little monster
She’s mommy’s little monster
Don’t take her life away
Now who’s the geriatric rocker?
One of my favourite tunes is Minuet in G major from the notebook of Anna Magdalena Bach, but it doesn’t mean I was alive in 1725, now does it?
Touche!
ANNA FTW!
Look lady, You still have time for tattoo removal abortions on these evil demons from Hell. The poor little bastards….
Mommy’s little bandits
I saw this today at Kroger in Holliard, OH. No lie. LOL
….oops, I meant Hilliard.
They look like infant Heat Miser and Cold Miser!
To top it all off, there’s no apostrophe in “Mommys”.
And, is it just me, or does it look like the artist messed up on the “N” in angels and went over it twice?
the eyes…they tell me to kill!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!@
The only thing I can say is: “I didn’t even vote on this one.”