Submitted by: Bre via Submission Page
Did you guys have Garbage Pail Kids cards? I collected those things like mad. I did a lot of dumb stuff when I was a kid.
Submitted by: Booshaye via Submission Page
Speaking of dumb stuff, a year or so ago I was sitting in my cubicle doing what I usually do (stare into space) when—much like a PTSD sufferer—I had a sudden flashback to having seen a Garbage Pail Kids movie.
I first assumed that I was just remembering a nightmare, since the flashback looked a lot like one of my nightmares. But a quick search of my frenemy the Internet revealed that it was an actual thing that actual humans actually agreed to film on actual film and show to actual audiences who—unless there’s a major cover-up going on here—actually didn’t commit mass suicide on opening weekend.
If you ever wondered if there’s a god, just watch the trailer for this movie and you’ll know that the answer is no. There’s no god, there’s no limit to how low humans can sink, and there’s no fashion crime that didn’t get committed in the eighties. I think you can watch pretty much the whole film in chunks on Youtube, in case anyone at Guantanamo is looking for new interrogation techniques.
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