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My favorite part of this picture is that it appears this kid is literally in his mom’s basement.
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You know, I actually think that’s a very masculine sort of woman. The kind that likes ladies who like ladies that look like unattractive men.
I agree. It’s a girl.
lmao thats so pinder
… Who on earth would give a fifteen-year-old a tattoo?!
I thought the same thing. Not only did they let a 15 year old get a tattoo, they let him get one that sets him up for a lifetime of mockery. Someone needs some parenting classes…
some insane jerk
what is worse is that dad in the Bulldogs gang who, with help. forced a tattoo of a dog’s paw onto his six year old. that one is on True Crime Report. the tat is on the kid’s waistline
He can’t be in a basement, there’s a window.
it’s called living on a slope, dumbass.
I agree that the floor must be above the basement level. due to how low the window is. but basements by building code normally must have at least one window for a fire excape. and there are basements where the top of the ground is only 2 inches below the bottom of the window.
Way to uncover the internets’ oldest tattoo. Congratulations.
You sure that’s a guy, and not a gay woman? Those moobs might actually be boobs.
yea, but is it a boy or girl??? It has boobs or moobs!
LMAO. He must be in a trailor park…!!! That is the closest he will ever get to a “female”….LMFAO…!!!!
He has a fairy tattoo. I don’t think he cares about getting close to a female.
Getting bad tattoos when you are very young is like playing a practical joke on your future self.
win!
That’s a good point.
it’s funny because it’s true!
ummm, I would say this is a female…. I’m from Vermont, she’s actually quite lady like compared to most of the women I knew growing up….
Only girl he’ll ever have on his arm.
ooooooh win win win win win
Am I the only one who thinks this tattoo is rather beautiful?
nothing beautiful about this one. even if this was put on a woman… the color pallet is terrible and the fairy just looks like some slutty teen with butterfly wings on. Put it on a 14 year old geeky fat dude and it makes the tattoo even worse.
No. It’s who it’s on that’s strange. Wierd. Funny as hell!
I agree. Great work. Too bad it is a poor match for this hapless youth. I’m thinking this is good tramp stamp material.
Uh, yeah. Pretty much.
Tell me that this isn’t a real tattoo because that kid looks 12!
Is he trying to sneer? A neurologic deficit would certainly explain the tattoo.
to Typo Tat: the ink itself is well done and beautiful; the canvas? not so much.
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Win!
hee
And I thought that I was the one that had to learn shit the hard way. A kid has several dog years to live before having enough of an idea of what he or she likes to get a tattoo. Maybe his dad was going to run off or go to prison and it was too late to name him Sue. Chubby boy with a great big fairy tattoo. High school is gonna be rough.
what sucks is the attitude this kid’s getting for expressing himself, he’s found his tat, got some quality ink… just cos some douche at highschool is gonna use it as a foil for their own failings and bully him, is it reason to wail on him here. If it’s ugliest tattoos you’re after, this one aint one. Might not be other lads his ages, or most guys taste but at least its well done.
His parents are the ones that need to be wailed on, not him. It may be well done, but unless he is much older than he looks, he is not old enough to make the choice to have that done. He looks to be around 13. Tell me that what you liked at 13 didn’t make you cringe at 16 or 18 or 20.
I was thinking that he might be considerably older than he looks. Based on the photo, I’d say he’s 16 at the most, but I’ve known people in their late twenties who were repeatedly mistaken for teenagers, so he could very well be old enough to have gotten a tattoo without parental permission.
The verb you are looking for is (to) wale.
This seems to be his second tattoo, since you can see the hints of one on his other arm. I would suspect that he is old enough to get them himself.
I hope you are right.
Hardly. It’s really not that good.
Why is this a “manliness fail” when men commonly get tattoos of females, sexy and otherwise? Is it just because the female figure has wings? Silly.
it’s because the tattoo is gay.
Well, so is the woman who’s wearing it.
::sighs::
Am I the only one who just thinks the tattoo is stupid, period, regardless of the canvas? I mean, okay, the doofus just makes it all WORSE, but I don’t care who it’s on. It’s nicely done, though, can’t blame the artist for it.
No, you’re not the only one. Maybe it’s just a matter of personal opinion, but I’ve never liked fairy tattoos.
His upper right arm is also inked, so this isn’t his first. And yes, it’s quite pretty and from my limited experience looks like a quality piece. How many adults do we all know with lesser ‘quality’ ink? However, I do agree with others that – however unfair it may be – this may cause him problems once he hits high school.
I really think this is a lesbian rather than a teen boy. “He” looks so young because *she* can’t grow facial hair. Check the hands, too – definitely female. I’ve seen a lot of super butch lesbians with uncharacteristically feminine tattoos.
This exactly.
I agree. Her hands are small.
I really hope your right, either that or his very artistic sister had something on him and a bunch of permanent markers.
This person does seem in between genders.
Maybe it’s just Pat?
YES!
Honestly, I’m boggling at how many people are parsing this as a picture of a teenage boy. Butch woman in her 20s or 30s, y’all. Stop clinging to such cheesy heteronormative stereotypes of what people look like.
He’s a fanboy, will always hang around other fanboys, and he’ll be fine. The jocks were going to beat up on him anyway. Maybe he is gay, and so has a fairy on his arm. Who knows, it’s a good tat, if the context makes it funny, well, maybe that’s just so HIM. I’ve met good guys with odd senses of humor that could pull that sort of contradiction off with aplomb.
The nerds at my high school never got beat up, because they were all friend with the 6’4″ dungeon master with a sword collection.
Yup. Butch lesbian, not a man.
Lesbian fairy tattoo = win. Gender identification = fail.
That’s actually a 37 year old lesbian.
No, I don’t know that…but it could be!
It’s a beautifully done tattoo too, shame talent like this was wasted on his ugly ass
Hey at least the artist got money for it right?
this is an incredibly douche-nozzle response. I would not be surprised to see something from you on here in the future…maybe something ed hardyish, and an orange fake tan? =)
*sigh* this kinda reminds me of the time I sold a wallet to a 12 year old boy that said “Hurray for guys with money”.
That’s a woman. Barely, but definitely, female.
i want so badly to contribute to the immense amounts of win on this comment board, but sadly, i think the picture really speaks for itself.
Well, I think they both look great.
He’s a very old midget. If not, his mama will ground his ass for a whole year.
I seriously have a basement with a window. The fridge might a reflection…or maybe not?
Nope, sorry. Look at the chest region. If that was female, based off the BMI, the boob things would be larger, and they also wouldn’t be flopping all over the place. Those are moobs, it is male.
How are they flopping all over the place? And ever heard of binding? It is a woman and the chest doesn’t look large enough for one of two reasons: She binds them to give them a flatter appearance or because not everyone is born with proportional bodies.
A lot of butch lesbians wear sports bras or even chest binders to minimize their breasts. And not all heavyset women have big breasts to begin with.
Well if this IS a female, then maybe it’s not a manliness fail after all.
A basement with double-hung windows. Right.
It could be in a garage, living in your parents garage is about on par with living in their basement (especially if you call it the “pain-keep” and play magic the gathering).
Well, I hate to spoil the suspense over the question of sexes but that’s “Elton”, a D-Class celeb from Germany.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elton_%28comedian%29
Pics here, on his (german) website:
http://www.elton.tv/
To all of you who found this girl attractive: i advise you to check her out:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Hella_von_Sinnen?uselang=de
Neden – Alleria
WOW
Apparently no one in these comments ever did anything stupid when they were younger..
Are you kidding me? This kid is far too wimpy to ever commit a crime. The worse thing he’s ever done is fudged a D-20 roll during a fight with a storm dragon.
he dont look like a wimp to me. he looks more like bully material.
WIN!! WIN! WIN! You’re amazing Elizabeth you just made my whole fucking day!
It seems the right key words have to be triggered to bring the right people into the thread. I’m going to try LARP and hope that works. May the role play be with you.
99% of bullies ARE total cowards and pussies. Confront their dumb asses and they run.
This dude is a moober and a shaker. I say it’s a young dude with piss poor taste in for a healthy dose of “oh shit, what was I thinking??”
Um… I’m confused…
What were your saying again?
*you*
what were *you* saying again…
Christ, I’m just glad that this comment is almost a year old… hopefully no one will notice ^.~