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I’ll never forget Rachel. Tits like ripe summer tomatoes, shirts that were always missing at least half the buttons, and limbs like a Stretch Armstrong doll that had been left out in the sun too long. Sigh.
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It took me a bit to notice the Wizards poster in the right side of the image (http://cpocalyk.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/wizards1.jpg). That says a lot.
I knew a guy who had a tattoo of Peace from Wizards on his bicep. That was awesome. This…. is not.
Don’t forget about the fingers that look like they have been through a meat grinder.
Or that Rocco dropped by with a 4-lb. sledgehammer to discuss that gambling debt she’s been meaning to repay for a good while.
That’s not a mystery. His arse started to creep- her arm started too. Solved.
The pain of a being a thalidomide baby.
Creepy arm is creepy.
He;s gonna be pissed every time he shoes this tattoo, cuz the first thing that evryone will say is “What happened to her arm?” Boob ignored. Tattoo fail.
*He’s* *shows* I’m tired, just got home from work.
We forgive you
no we dont
Is this supposed to be someone famous?
It looks like that disney channel girl that is on that ramone and beezus movie or whatever.
What is it with half -naked guys with bad tattoos of hot babes on their midsections? Do they never want to get laid again?
what do you mean again? lol
Seriously. Women don’t even like hearing about the other women you’ve been with; we sure as hell don’t want a visual reminder.
The tattoo is well done. I don’t get the arm, but it looks like it could come in handy. What I really get out of this one is wanting to see Wizards. The poster is familiar and I think maybe I saw it a long time ago, but I don’t really remember it.
Wizards- circa 1979? Animated film- have to admit I last saw it circa 1982?? (I’m sure I was under the influence of something). Now I’m hoping it shows up on cable.
is jam your intials? there my intials
Short for James. It is what I used to put in arcade games for a high score instead of my actual initials.
It’s the gal from Twilight, right? That’s what the spooky moon is about?
That’s the first thing I thought too. However, I don’t remember the scene where Bella’s boob popped out of her shirt. Haha
It doesn’t really look like her.
Yes but I suspect this doesn’t *really* look like any actual, living person.
I think she looks more like Mila Kunis than that chick from that sparkly vampire movie (I won’t mention the name of it out of fear of attracting the fans of it).
i don’t think it’s her. tatoo-girl’s eyes are actually very pretty, and she has an upper lip. also, she isn’t biting her lower lip.
look man, if you’re going to bother showing nipple, why not just make her naked from the start? what’s the point?
Leave something to the imagination, like make people wonder just how that poor girl got that gimpy arm. Poor thang. Bless her little heart.
Yeah, no shit, most people look a lot better with the majority of their clothes on anyway. The tantalization of partial nudity is about all the jaded Western eye can enjoy anymore.
If he had turned her around and moved her lower, he could have made her boobs droop like that.
I love that no one got around to what looks like a pimple on his spare tire, right on her forearm. So much weirdness, it’s hard to encompass it all in one look.
That’s called a mole.
It looks too dark to be a pimple. It’s either a mole, or piece of chocolate that… somehow… got stuck to his side.
He was having passionate sex with the woman of his dreams, who was eating chocolate at the time… Who said women don’t like to be reminded that they are not the first? See, the counter-argument is right here.
I going to say that the arm thing is distortion caused by movement of the gelatinous mass that it’s inked on. He bends the right way, it’s perfect, he bends any other way it’s deformed.
That’s what I was thinking, too. The bend of her arm seems to follow the bend of his blubber.
“gelatinous mass”, heheheh. Cold.
The girl actually looks like someone I actually know. In a creepy, badly photocopied, Olive Oyl arm sort of way.
When his ass hair starts to regrow, it’ll look like she’s turning into a werewolf. spooky.
I’m sure that’s exactly what Jacob would want. (Sorry, Twilight reference!)
*Ducks*
Is the full moon the reason she seems to have ridges and a spike growing out of her upper arm?
This one is not that bad.
With the exception of the horribly deformed arm, the tattoo’s not too bad.
Am I the only one who thinks that the background image resembles the Monopoly guy, sans eyes?
Can’t you guys see? This is obviously a To Kill a Mockingbird genderbend! This fellow has gotten a white, female Tom Robinson tattooed on his midsection! What else explains that noodle arm? But I suppose that doesn’t explain her facial deformity…
For the record, I know this tattoo. It is a BAD photo taken right after the last session. Her arm is bent due to the angle of the photo. I assure you, it is straight. As for the fingers, you cannot tell a damn thing from this pic. It is a rather clever tattoo that has a tie in piece on the other side. In regard the the fat on this guy, look again, he is a cyclist with a rather fit physique. For those of you with great opinions and comments, I ask where your tattoo photos are. As far as the rest, it is a spot on portrait of the real woman, just with darker hair and yes, she is real. Net nerds are the best of the best when it comes to opinions… It’s voicing them in public that they have a problem with. There are far worse images on this sight, this image was stolen from a personal site. Oh yeah, for those of you old enough to remember the movie Wizards, kudos for the recognition of the image.
Is it just me or does the moon look like an angry pringles man with a goatie?