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Well, it’s Friday, and in case that fact had you in a good mood, here’s Debbie Downer’s back piece to snap you out of it. Not weepy enough for you?
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How about that? Jesus, who did this piece, the Morton Salt girl herself? Because having to hold a tattoo gun and an umbrella in the same hand is just about the only excuse I can come up with for the workmanship here.
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Okay, one more. Thanks for the uplifting words there, Tyler Durden. Put your shirt back on before I pour arsenic in my coffee. I hear it doesn’t mix well with whiskey.
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I think I would have enjoyed the bottom tattoo more if it would have had a bar of pink soap with it.
As a side note, what does the :GH: stand for?? Guitar Hero? Good Hand?
General Hospital? Growth Hormone?
:GH: stands for Global Holocaust.
I’m guessing “Gottfried Hegel,” although he actually had more initials than that.
Greatest Hits? George Harrison? Green Hat?
*sings*
You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older.
And now you’re even older.
And now you’re even older.
You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older.
And now you’re older still.
did emoboy use a couple of mirrors and a razorblade on a stick to do tatt #2?
#2 is from a rap song. I honestly hate people who get lyrics tattooed. Its basically saying I couldn’t think of anything witty to say so I stole something.
i think you’ll find the saying “it never rains, it pours” is a very old saying that predates the rap song, probably predating the entire rap genre unless cavemen used to sit around the fire rapping about ho’s and wooly mammo’s.
‘ho’s and wooly mammo’s’ =
I’m assuming that he got it from the rap song.
Or he has a weak bladder.
That’s “when it rains, it pours.”
i’ve heard many variations.
The first thing I though of was that it was adapted from “Under Pressure”, by Queen and David Bowie.
The top one reminds me of the volgon who kept saying, “resistance is futile,” in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I’m sure that’s not a reference to that, but it makes it much happier for me.
I thought of the borg from star trek.
Here is a cool cat-borg tattoo.
http://tattoo.about.com/od/tatart/ig/Tat-of-the-Week-Gallery/Borg-Meezer-Tattoo.htm
That is kinda cool!
Especially the detail in the catborg’s borgesque ear. Which brings to mind, who would win a fight between catborg Meezer and WTPJ?
Vogon. Just don’t let them read you any poetry.
I’d be bummed too if I had bacne and or a moley back
Currently drinking coffee right now…I would say the whiskey and coffee combo are perfecto, thank you. I heard somewhere that arsenic goes really well with old lace.
The first one is a tattoo of the slogan for the band Stalaggh. GH stands for Global Holocaust. When they recorded they used institutionalized mental patients as their vocalists. They are a great band to listen to on a warm summer night.
Somebody call the waambulance…
Seems like for #1 keeping decent looking skin is also futile
haha, dude your comment almost made me spit out my coffee
note to self- read comments BEFORE drinking.
Unless you’ve got whiskey in your coffee, too. Then wait until after, and they’ll be all the funnier!
I’m glad that they all got these on their backs, so I can appreciate what douchebags they are as they walk away into their sad little lives!
Eh, the Fight Club reference isn’t a negative line. It’s about doing all the things you want to do during the short time we have, because life isn’t long enough to make sitting in an office all day worthwhile.
That’s exactly what I thought.
Why so serious, back piece lovers? Gimme a unicorn, some Britney, a RAWR dinosaur, and a talking pickle anyday. These guys are dragging me down!!
They could spice up their tattoos with one of those suggestions, but I am guessing they are probably more the disembodied genitals kind of guys if they decide to add to the tattoos.
Lol…I’m imagining a ridiculously happy pink unicorn leaping over the emo text right now. Thanks.
#2 could have gone without the bold and underline. Or just gotten the Morton Salt girl and skipped the explanatory note.
I believe the original proverb goes “It never rains but it pours.“
#1 is a reference to Stalaggh.
Ah, the guys who read Fight Club and decide to dedicate their lives to becoming Tyler Durden. You know that the protagonist SHOT HIMSELF to get rid of him, right?
My ex’s brother became one of these guys after I had him read Fight Club. Whoopsie…
At least everything is spelled correctly, Depressed people have great grammar apparently.
This.
I can’t believe how crooked #3 is.
Fight Club= AMAZING film.. I love those Fight Club quotes… anyone that hasn’t seen it, just HAS to.. <3
The last one is not that bad, I mean out of all the shitty tattoos on this site it doesn’t really seem so bad.