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Hannah Montana: The Tattoo

Go Miley!

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Hmm? What? Oh, am I supposed to say something? I’m sorry, I thought I had to wait quietly behind this hat rack until Chris Hansen popped out and asked this gentleman to have a seat.

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  1. LadyBelle says:

    So wrong in so many ways. At least you don’t have to look this guy up on the sex offender registry if he moves to your neighborhood, he wears a sign saying he’s interested in little girls.

  2. Cavalcade says:

    I guess wherever this person lives, color is overrated, as is finishing a tattoo.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      What are you talking about? Miley is in full colour, and the rest is still in process. The microphone and her hand is partially done, and the roses are only outlined so far. The guy’s shorts are clipped out of the way. They probably are taking a break to regain some energy (and possibly either the artist or the guy getting the tat to have a cig) and taking an interim picture. Or, they could be stopping for the day and he got a picture before it gets wrapped. Some people can handle a few hours and some can take eight hours of tattooing at a time.

      • Rauss says:

        Anna, that’s not a microphone :(

      • Jam says:

        Are sure Miley’s face is done? It looks like she has one milky eye and a tiger striped fake tan. I don’t pay much attention to her so she could look like that for all I know.

      • Sarah says:

        Anna, I adore you, but I just don’t think that could possibly be a microphone!

        • Anna Rexia says:

          Oh. Crap. I see it now. It’s a weird shape, but still, I see it now. Not only is it a weird shape – kinda like they are trying to hide it by making it look like a microphone – but they also made it grayscale. What the..? Maybe they’ll give it more colour when they finish colouring her hand and fill in the roses. Or perhaps they’ll leave it as is in order to better hide it.

          Sure, it’s creepy but so is Miley and her father.

      • Karli says:

        obviously you havn’t looked closely at the picture that is not a microphone my friend….. it’s a penis

  3. Cro-Mag says:

    Just when you’ve thought we’ve evolved…

  4. Pol Pot Plant says:

    Just how does one ask a tattoo artist for this kind of design? How much description is enough?

  5. Glass_House says:

    This HAS to be the same dude with the Britney on his ass and the Avril on his other leg. It just has to be… hahahahha. What a maroon.

    • whoreasaurus says:

      i think that is a chick….. not in this pic i mean, but the one with avril and shit…. i saw a link to it in the comments way back when and looked at ALL the tats that chick had…. her thighs weren’t quite this hairy :)

      • ameh says:

        Yeah Jinxi is the one with all the music tattoo’s (I like that link I posted was actually noticed! Whoo!) Her tattoo’s are well done, just too quirky for my liking..But I like to think she has better taste than to get a Miley tattoo.. then again.. she has a Bjork one I think..

  6. fred meyers says:

    PLEEEAAASE don’t tell me that’s a PENIS in her hand!

    • Kimbo says:

      I bet he did this tatt himself…being that it is on his upper thigh… may explain why it isn’t finished…and where is this guy’s left leg?
      I’m pretty sure that isn’t a microphone in her hand.

  7. JohnnO says:

    It’s a penis.

  8. linda says:

    Why God why?

  9. Sarah says:

    I was hoping this day would never come. Now I must go kill myself.

    Jess – love the Chris Hansen bit! HA!

  10. Glass_House says:

    That’s a HAND?!?

  11. Zangan says:

    IT’S MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. ???? says:

    I don’t understand the picture. It looks like she’s about to eat a mutilated hand saw, not a penis or a microphone…or a hand…what the hell? We need a clearer picture! I just keep staring and staring….and just…nothing!

  13. Melissa says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!

  14. Zla'od says:

    This must be how Chelsea Clinton’s husband feels.

  15. Melissa says:

    It’s not finished.

  16. Mike says:

    This one isn’t even funny, it’s just creepy.

  17. Denice B says:

    That looks more like Marsha Brady from the Brady Bunch. That does NOT make it one iota better!!!!

  18. maxon says:

    I think that’s someone famous(ly prepubescent) in the States, yes? Not so popular over here but my question is this: I know Americans are keen on fixing their teeth and all and we English are notorious for our less than perfect gnashers, but would you seriously let someone baring that many white shiney teeth near your wang? Seriously? She looks as though she’s about to take a bite.

    • Sarah says:

      Because if you substituted that penis for a microphone, that would be a fairly common picture of her. She plays a pop star on a tv show so there are pictures like this (again… with a microphone) all over lunch boxes, backpacks, etc. here in North America. I think someone played the ol’ switcheroo here to make for an ‘interesting’ tattoo.

  19. Miss Roseblood says:

    I’m confused about the meaning of this tattoo. Is it meant as an insult, as in she’s a two dollar whore or as a tribute to the throbbing sticky man love he has for her?

  20. Chels says:

    Where the eff is his left leg???? I don’t like Miley, but that poor girl. If I was her and ever found out about this, I would be so humiliated

  21. microwave says:

    ring ring ring ring Bananaphone!
    Dubdidudupdy

  22. tina says:

    Meet Miley Bobbitt!

  23. June girl says:

    My vote is for a potato chip. She’s eating a potato chip, that’s what it is.

  24. D: says:

    KILL IT WITH FIRE.

  25. Kirk Lazarus says:

    I couldn’t even tell that she had her fingers around whatever she was holding. To me it just looked like something pink that was glowing. Like radioactive waste. WHY ARE THEY THAT COLOR?

  26. whiskey says:

    Maybe he has intentions of decorating his own leg whenever he finds the opportunity. I dunno, that background doesn’t look very clean, maybe steer some of that tat money into cleaning up the drywall…

  27. Lynze says:

    WOW what a perv. The tattoo is right on his uper thigh so its like Miley is succking his thing. Ugh people are so wrong on so many levels.

  28. friendofa says:

    The missing leg… He’s standing on it. Look just to the right of the leg, you can see his shoe. He’s standing and brought his tattooed leg up.

    And yeah, that’s definitely not a microphone.

  29. panda says:

    no microphone i ever saw was shaped like that…

  30. Babs says:

    The tattoo artist obviously made a mistake. Whatever is in her hand is suppose to be completely in her mouth. That’s how she’s recognized.

  31. phil says:

    ………..you dont see his left leg??

  32. redstick says:

    Sheesh! It’s a mike!

    http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9900000/HANNAHmontana-hannah-montana-9909643-1024-768.jpg

    Talk about wishful thinking. If fellatio was the intent, why disguise it?
    Lordy, lordy. As Freud didn’t say, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”.


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