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I don’t know about you guys, but this makes perfect sense to me. Testing negative for fetus means that you DON’T have to abstain from booze and drugs for nine months, only to abstain from having a life for the ensuing eighteen or more years. It’s like being reborn! You’re damn right I’d get a tattoo of that thing (mine would be named Pee-Wee Sperman). I might also name a star after it and make a donation to a charitable cause in its honor (if buying a round of shots at the bar counts as a charitable cause).
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I’d bet that anyone that would get a tattoo like that *wouldn’t* have bothered abstaining from booze and drugs for nine months, no matter what the test result.
Actually that’s a positive test for some brands of pregnancy test, where a negative would be one line in one box. I’m more disturbed by the syrupy, honey-like urine dripping off the front of the thing. Look’s like Marlee’s mom has some serious gestational diabetes going on.
Actually there is always one line, that just means it’s working. The second line whether across the first line or in another box means it’s positive. This one is positive.
I think this a male. The person is way too hairy to be female. Unless this pic was taken in France.
WIN comment! Made me laugh!!
I’m hoping this is on the baby daddy….otherwise Ms. Sasquatch went and got herself inked
Or, that’s on her upper arm and the hair is actually the hair on her head hanging down. But who knows.
Wow, which tester is that? That’s the one people should be using when it’s so quick that the piss is still dripping off. Lemme know peoples.
OMG This went right over my head! WOOOSH! I thought the test was a utlilty knife,aka boxcutter. I was like, wha?? WTF is going on here?
DERP!!!
Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Well, at least I didn’t derp.
Am I the only one who thought it was a flying penis with some goop dripping from its armadillo tail…? Guess so.
omg me too!
I’m sorry to break it to him… but that test is positive
It looks more like the chick ran her pregnancy test through a hot tub of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!” (which, of course, would only tell her whether or not Fabio is pregnant).
lol
Win!
Just because it’s negative this month doesn’t mean it won’t be positive next time. Someone stupid enough to get this as a tat, really should go in for some sterilization as well.
Oh good grief! The person who posted got it all wrong. That’s a positive test, not a negative one. If it were negative, only one box would have a line.
Yep, this is an old-style EPT test… which reads positive. I used this test 12 years ago when I found out I was pregnant with my first daughter. Selfishly, I only took a picture of the test and added it to her baby book instead of getting a tat with her name and the dripping test stick.
or you could have just kept it
http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2010/08/03/memorializing-pregnancy/
Um, Jessica…. that test is positive. One line in the control window and one in the positive/negative window.
That thing does look like a boxcutter!
I thought it was a boxcutter. That viscous piss dripping from it doesn’t help any.
That pee suggests a SERIOUS urinary tract infection. Unsurprising considering the tattoo :-/
Yeah, really. It’s either an infection or she has the same problem with dehydration that Verbal had in “The Usual Suspects”.
I thought it was indicative of gonorrhea.
I think the tattoo is celebrating finding out about Marlee by/on her Dad.
I agree.
Ugh. “Thanks, Dad. That tattoo of pee dripping down your leg that you got to commemorate me is really sweet.”
He’d be getting beef jerky and a car magazine every Father’s Day if I were Marlee.
That would probably be exactly what he wanted, too.
And maybe a brand new car air freshener too!
The ones I use have a control line then a single line for negative, a plus for positive, so this very well could be negative.
if it is negative why is there a name above it?
He must go through a LOT of names! Either that or his chick thought she was pregs, wanted it to be a girl, and already had a name picked out. Then, she took the test and it came up negative, so he celebrated by getting a tattoo of a crude representation of a test stick with the name above it. I hope that’s the way it went, followed by a restraining order.
If you look closely, I believe this tat is on her upper arm and the hair you see is the hair from her head hanging down to her shoulder. This would explain it a little better…she’s actually celebrating getting a positive answer on that test?
Actually, that’s arm hair. If you look closer still, you can see the hair on the back of the arm in the right lower part of the pic. HE is celebrating a positive test. I would imagine Marlee is the baby’s/child’s name.
Yes, it is a positive result.
Also positively disgusting the way it’s portrayed!
I also thought it was a boxcutter. Then my brain worked very quickly, as it often does at this site, and I managed to go through two more possibilities before reading the description/caption. My second thought was that is was boxcutter with pus running down it. Then, it being this site and all, I automatically assumed it was some sort of penis.
1. i thought it was a boxcutter, too.
2. once i had a temp job collecting signatures for eight hours on a shade-less street corner in lincoln park, chicago, in august. i tried to drink plenty of water, but didn’t have enough, and also really have any place to use a bathroom, so by the end of the day, i was superdehydrated, and i have to say, my pee was almost like snot. it did not occur to me to mark the occasion with a tattoo.
oops, really DIDN’T have any place to use a bathroom. my story makes no sense the other way. derp.
Yeah . . .. that’s a positive pregnancy test, still doesn’t make it any less bizarre. Do you think he’ll add one for each kid? *Pukes*
He was testing the butter to see if it was Marlee brand butter. Now we are positive it IS.
Marlee is his kid’s name, upon a positive pregnancy test.
Um, yeah….it looks positive to me…one can only assume the baby’s name is Marlee…Morlee…
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
This is a positive test, and i’m sure when little Marley grows up she will be so proud of her parent’s representation of her (or him).
This is a positive test, and i’m sure when little Marley grows up she will be so proud of her parent’s representation of her (or him). “Oh gee Pa, i sure do love that every time you look at that piss covered stick you think of me!”
I’m just hoping that’s a guy because of all the body hair, ick… Congrats?
if it was negative.. Why would this person have named their not existant child? I’m guessin it means positive. Gets confusing though, I know the ones I use have the two lines like this if its positive… Still, f***in’ moron
For a moment I was wondering if this was celebrating an abortion.
Urp. Your comment reminds me of the heavily tattooed guy I was chatting with once at a bar. Had a boys name and date poorly executed on his arm – when I asked him if that was his son’s name and birthday, dude informed me that was the day his kid *would* have been born, had his ‘fucking cunt of an ex-girlfriend’ not aborted their child. Dude wasn’t even sure of the kids gender, he just assumed it would have been male and gave the fetus a name. Ooooookay. I’ll be leaving now and hoping your psycho ass doesn’t follow.
Yeah, I’d have run too at that point – that’s just far too creepy. Wonder if it was my ex who beat me for aborting ‘his’ offspring….
Umm okay, testing NEGATIVE for pregnancy means you have to “abstain from having a life for eighteen or more years?” Why would that be so?
Yeah, not having to raise a kid for 18 years. But I guess it should read abstain from not having a life for 18 years?
Now I’m confused, but I’ve been drinkin. wheeeeeee!
No, it’s not you. Testing negative means you’re not pregnant, so you still get to have a life for those 18+ years.
Right– you abstain from having (as in, caring for and raising) a life (the nonexistent kid’s) for 18 years. I’ll agree that it was terribly phrased.
It looks like a positive result to me, most tests don’t do the actual plus signs. All that aside , it’s a pretty gross tattoo.
But… that’s a positive test. Two lines is positive. That caption makes no sense.
You’re right. I got curious after reading so many conflicting posts. I found this answer page on eHow, and then this page, which also includes a video featuring a OB/GYN with disturbing expressions. It’s worth the watch.
A reference paragraph below the video states that two lines means positive. That would explain the name, and that the guy is celebrating becoming a father. I think it’s strange, but this ain’t exactly my realm. I have no concern of becoming pregnant. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies. And spit don’t make no babies. I’m so fucking classy.
The worst part is celebrating not being pregnant and then realizing 8.5 months later that the text was positive while sqeezing out a baby. Whoops, Jess, maybe they should’ve gone to the gyno so they don’t misread the test…
Now I understand that the percentages of people who can’t read pregnancy texts actually are as high as ads claim.
That test is fuckin positive. Even if you haven’t taken a pregnancy test, no one would get a negative test with a fuckin name above it tattooed on their person.
The idiocy of the people on this site “superior” enough to judge the choices of others is really astounding.
“Umm okay, testing NEGATIVE for pregnancy means you have to “abstain from having a life for eighteen or more years?” Why would that be so?”
No, testing negative for pregnancy means “you DON’T have to abstain from booze and drugs for nine months, only to abstain from having a life for the ensuing eighteen or more years.”
It makes perfect sense, read as a whole sentence. As in, if you ARE pregnant, you have to abstain from booze and drugs for nine months, only to abstain from having a life for the ensuing eighteen years. You do all that initial work, only to then find you have to do a whole lot more work.
Well no, testing NEGATIVE means you aren’t pregnant. If you are not pregnant, then you don’t have to abstain from anything. Testing positive, on the other hand, would mean that you are pregnant, so you can’t drink or party for nine months, and probably won’t have much of a life for 18-20 years after that.
Classic Jessica, right?
I, also, am thinking that is a negative test. You ALWAYS get 1 line in the results box and 1 line in the control box, so you know the test is working. If its positive, you get a line in the control box and a + in the results box.
My guess is this was intended to be a positive test but either the artist or the person getting the tattoo or both were too dumb to know the difference (both men, most likely) and so just drew whatever they saw on a box or something. At least, I HOPE he didnt take the actual test stick in with him!!!!! Anyway, the lines do fade after use.
No, you ALWAYS get a line in the control box so that you know it’s working. You do NOT always get something in the second box. I’ve used more than one brand of test where you get nothing if it’s negative and a line if it’s positive. Exactly like the one in the tattoo for a positive test. I’ve never used one where a plus sign show positive, although I’m sure they’re out there.
I believe the type of test that uses a plus sign gives you one line as a control, and then if positive, gives you another line which crosses the first line, hence, a plus sign. A negative test has one line (the control) which also can be interpreted as a negative sign.
Most brands of test in the UK will show 2 lines if negative (one control, one test) and a line and a cross if positive.
If we want to get even more technical, it’s “you’re damned right”.
If you think this is negative, please do us all a favor and go to the doctor for your pregnancy tests. The doctor will give you a printout which will be harder for you to misread
and it should be ‘its writers’, not ‘it’s writers’, btw.
“its writers”, not “it’s writers”. Just saying
Uh, it’s been said already. Yesterday. Great minds think alike!
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This is a positive test. The “one line for negative” shows uphorizontally, whereas the control is always vertical. Test results reading clearly shows that horizontal is negative (as this line will almost always show up) but if the lines are both vertical, or th result window shows a + sign, it is positive