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Honestly Beautiful

Submitted by: ricter1439 via Submission Page

Well kids, it’s Friday and I’m feeling generous, so here’s a non-ugly tattoo to top off the week. Calvin and Hobbes was a favorite of mine, and the day that strip ended I canceled my newspaper subscription. Well, it was really my parents’ newspaper subscription, but I was doing them a favor. They’d be getting all their news from the Internet ten years later soon after that anyway.

Tomorrow we’ll return to our regularly scheduled programming of botched portraits and disembodied genitalia.

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  1. TatGunSuprise! says:

    LOVE it!

  2. Lexxy says:

    Best comic ever! <3 Very well done tat too!

  3. PixenKristen says:

    It’s absolutely beautiful but I would worry with all the small text that it won’t age well. Only time will tell.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      It’s exceptionally well done and if he keeps sun exposure to a minimum, and avoids harsh chemicals (seriously), it will keep well. I have tattoos that are 25 years old that still look fresh (got ‘em when I was under legal age. don’t tell anyone.)

  4. trixie_b says:

    Errr,,,, how hairy is this guys “behind the knee”?

    • James says:

      Hate to break it to you, but that’s not “behind the knee” hair, that’s partly due to a shadow and partly due to the rest of the leg being shaved since the tattoo was still very new. ;)

  5. Asherrzz says:

    I love it!!! One of the best I’ve seen on here!

  6. Troy20 says:

    I’ve got a tattoo of Calvin myself, left upper arm.

  7. Pol Pot Plant says:

    DAMN that’s some fine work! And Calvin isn’t pissing on anything! Win!

  8. Snookie_Townshend says:

    What can I say but WIN!

  9. Tom says:

    I have a Calvin and Hobbes tat on my shoulder that’s rarely seen in public. But when it is I always get positive comments.

  10. Psychethos says:

    Wow, nicely done. I love C&H. (I just decided to start calling it that)

  11. JoeL says:

    Not bad actually (Y)

  12. Elizabeth says:

    This is so cool! Anyone have this guy’s number? :D

  13. redfroggy says:

    Wow! That tattoo is beautiful! So well done and colorful. This guy found a great artist. I wonder where and who he is!

  14. Markus says:

    It`s a good tat – somehow it shouldn`t be listed on a site called ugliesttattoos.com…

  15. Melissa says:

    Just freaking georgeous. Who is this artist? I must know. I must see more of this person’s work.

    • George says:

      Wow…I am so important, I have a adjective named after me???

    • Anna Rexia says:

      I tried really hard to find whomever the artist is, but no luck. meh. I did manage to find a few other nice Calvin and Hobbes tattoo pictures here, which includes another leg piece that in some part looks like it could be the other half of the same leg, but I’m not that sure. I tried researching that picture but came up blank on it. I may try a few other search engines, because this is another one of those artists who really deserve recognition.

      I recently discovered another prodigious tattoo artist. She’s only been working for three years, and, like Kat Von D, seems to have a very promising career ahead of her. I’ll be having some work done by her soon.

      • Jam says:

        It has to be the other side of the same leg. The tribal looking design on the back of the calf matches both pictures. Thanks for posting this.

      • Rudy perez says:

        My name is Rudy Perez tattooing out of Epic Tattoos in ft worth Texas.. I did this tattoo on a customer of mine and yes it was very fun for me because I too am a big fan of that wild imagination .. I can be looked up on facebook and at myspace.com/. Awesome to see it on the front page of ugliest tattoo and not be ugly and receive positive feedback.. Thanx for the love

        • JustOlJon says:

          Excellent work, Rudy! Really beautiful.

        • Jam says:

          You did a great job. I know the site name says ugly tattoos, but I like to think that most of us really like tattoos and come to look at the good ones as much as the ones that fit the site name. I vote up for any tattoo that I think has good art, not matter the context. This one was easy vote for both from subject and art.

      • tamajinn says:

        Thanks Anna, I really enjoyed seeing those!

        • Anna Rexia says:

          You guys are most welcome! Good eye there, Jam! I was trying to match them up, but couldn’t quite cut it. The bottom looked like a match, but I wasn’t sure. Whew, thanks! Now I really would like to find who the artist is.

      • James says:

        Your correct, that other shot is the back part of the leg. the tattoo wraps around the whole leg. The artist is Rudy Perez at Epic Tattoo in Ft Worth Texas. He also did my back piece of an undead Koi fish.

    • Savvy says:

      Hey. Saw your comment about the Calvin and Hobbes Tat. The artist’s name is Rudy Perez. He tats out of Epic Tattoos in Ft. Worth, TX. You can check out more of his work on Myspace and facebook.

    • James says:

      The artist is Rudy Perez at Epic Tattoo in Ft Worth Texas.

  16. IddyBiddy says:

    That’s badass! Calvin and Hobbes *sighs lovingly* I miss you.

  17. Cleopatra says:

    Oh Spaceman Spiff … how I’ve missed you.

  18. That is an amazing tattoo. Insane work.

  19. Leviticus says:

    I’m not much for tattoos, but this gets a big WIN from me. I love C&H and the work is beautifully done, and unlike so many tattoos, it isn’t something retarded like “Flesh before dishonor.”

  20. Dee Em Zed says:

    Haha, I looked at the piccy before the text & I was about to get defensive, assuming you were slaggin it off! This is WELL good: wicked colour, clean lines, & nice choice of images.

  21. 3BoyMom says:

    Wow… makes me think that this site needs a “Sunday Sweets” like they do over at Cake Wrecks. LOVE Calvin… though I hate all stickers of him peeing or praying. I don’t recall him doing either.

    • tag says:

      There was one cartoon where the monsters under his bed wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom, so he just peed out the bedroom window. Now that I think about it, that was probably the only pee-related joke in the whole series.

  22. Caini says:

    Yeah right. A Calvin & Hobbes tat is cool but a Korn tattoo is not.

    C’mon.

  23. Ashmi says:

    Wow, scared me for a sec.. if this was an ugly tattoo, I would’ve hated to see the other images, lol

  24. KrisG says:

    The Calvin peeing stickers were never authorized by Bill Watterson. Sad. In other news, get to your post office and get the Calvin and Hobbes stamps!

  25. Jam says:

    The tattoo is great. Wiki just taught me that Calvin and Hobbes were named after John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes.

  26. Molly St. Clair says:

    Stupendous Man strikes again!! Badass, I love it to pieces!

  27. Noelegy says:

    That is some amazing work, and a great subject as well.

  28. The Devil says:

    OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!!
    I have tattoos of Calvin on one calf and Hobbs on the other.

    Officially so jealous of this one. It is awesome.
    Here are my tatts if you want to see
    http://browse.deviantart.com/traditional/bodyart/bodymods/tattoos/?q=calvin#/d2bqf3g
    http://browse.deviantart.com/traditional/bodyart/bodymods/tattoos/?q=calvin#/d2bqf5k

  29. Beth says:

    This is a really nice one. Too bad the pic is small. http://www.phoenixtattoostudio.com/cms/lacie/calvinandhobbes

  30. Zenkatzer says:

    This is so full of awesome! I would get this, even part of this in a heartbeat.
    Then Get Fuzzy on the other leg.

  31. Denice B says:

    Beautiful. Calvin and Hobbes will live forever.

  32. Lisa Moritz says:

    LOVE IT!!!

  33. Rhayn says:

    I love Calvin &Hobbes and in fact if you go here :

    http://www.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/

    You can read all of his comics online.. well worth a few hours, days, weeks reading through them :)

  34. BIGMIKE says:

    That’s one seriously gay tatoo

  35. John A says:

    Awesome tat.

  36. LadyBelle says:

    That is damn good work. If I knew someone this talented I would be wanting something close.

  37. Savvy says:

    Yo! Awesome piece cuz! For anyone wanting to know the artist… His name is Rudy Perez out of Epic Tattoos in Ft. Worth, TX. Sorry if you didn’t wanna be put on blast cousin. =)

  38. robert ot says:

    no susie? along with garfield, this was my favourite in school. I had all the books but some jerk stole my expensive collection

    • The Devil says:

      Bastard!!! They should be subjected to Spaceman Spiff firing squad at dawn!
      That makes me sad to read that. My commiserations.

  39. moonmaedyn says:

    Excellent and well done by the artist!

  40. mrneccos says:

    This tat doen’t belong on this sight ! This is a very well done bit of ink ! (there should be an TATTOOWIN page on this sight)

    • Elizabeth says:

      I direct you to the caption under the picture, in which Jessica specifically says that she’s giving everyone a break and showing an awesome tattoo instead.

  41. Gump says:

    Brainy you keep adding to this thing, were are the WoW tats

    • James says:

      LOL, I haven’t gone that full nerd yet. But you know an Alliance emblem tat would be cool. Maybe I should get work done of Brainyricter, that would definatly be unique.

  42. Kleners says:

    Here is the artist. I know the person above and have had work done at the studio
    http://www.myspace.com/tatyou
    Rudy Perez

  43. Josie says:

    Probably one of the best tats I’ve ever seen…

    I can see myself getting something similar. Just awesome.

  44. Jess says:

    Well done, but ugh. I hate comic strips so badly, and Calvin and Hobbes ranks up there with the worst for me.

  45. justin says:

    awesome

  46. [...] mark the halfway point of Clown Week, I bring you a rebuttal: Calvin peeing on the hatchet man. Which is kind of like swatting a fly off of your pizza with a dead rat, [...]

  47. Pete J. says:

    That is incredible work! I am impressed.

  48. cT says:

    True Calvin and Hobbes fans despise the pics of him pissing and praying. Watterson never did ANY merch for a reason, calvin was to live in the strip alone.

    best strip ever with far side in a close second. (honorable mention to dilbert)

  49. Ho mah Jeebus says:

    I see an Amaterasu from Okami on the far left.

  50. ian says:

    oh …..mg….yea


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