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What the Smurf?

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Damn. I would chalk this up to a bad decision made while smurfed up on crystal smurf, but this epic piece of smurf would have taken longer than any high could have smurfed.

Maybe he just got smurfed on his smurf back when he was a smurf.

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  1. TheSheep says:

    This is pathetic. Ugh!

  2. xodc. says:

    It’s done in a smurfin style of Lisa Frank. I’m smurfin scared.

  3. Leviticus says:

    What the shit? No Papa Smurf?

    • glowworm2k says:

      At least there’s Gargamel and Azrael. Smurfette and the rest of her little polyandrous harem also appear to be there. She probably kicked Papa Smurf out because she wanted to wear the pants for a while.

    • Elizabeth says:

      Papa Smurf is dead.

  4. Pol Pot Plant says:

    OK, this tattoo is as good a way as any of making onlookers think you’re a developmentally retarded man-child. Or a pedophile.

    • Mike says:

      Agreed. Or perhaps someone trying to beat a child sex rap by appearing to be a developmentally retarded man-child.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        I’m so relieved to know I’m not the only one who doesn’t appreciate the guy’s love for all things Smurf. I hate anything to do with the little blue fuckers. It was the dumbest thing ever to happen to children’s morning television. Yes, even including the purple dinosaur with the nasal voice. The ink work is not bad, though it looks like it possibly was done by multiple artists. Perhaps more than one tattoo artist was needed, because even the best artists can only handle so much before they’re ready to gouge a client’s eyes out with their rig.

        • Pol Pot Plant says:

          Well… I might warm to this tattoo if reworked to include boners, firearms, vomit, public defecation, and at least one violent assault with a broken beer bottle ;)

        • Mike says:

          Yes! Can you imagine the tremors one would get having to work on such a piece for hours? I couldn’t stomach the nausea, either.

  5. MIke says:

    -She totally smurfed me in the smurfing parking lot..
    – No SMURFING WAY..
    -Yep
    – Ah man thats FREAKING SMURF… thats freaking smurf man

  6. Rebekah says:

    I wouldn’t want it, but I certainly don’t think it’s all that bad. It’s actually kinda neat. Again, wouldn’t want it, but certainly not the worst tat ever.

  7. Miss Kitty says:

    Why are Snoopy and Woodstock on his right shoulder blade?

  8. Lee says:

    aaaawwww how smurfin’ cute!

  9. Kris says:

    Extremely well executed, but umm why?

  10. JKat says:

    Why is Brainy wearing a pinkish hat and no pants? Plus who’s the big lug next to Gargamel? I don’t remember him.

  11. dizzy says:

    Straddling the line between awesome and WTF. WTF being the Smurf theme and awesome being poster thing.

  12. The really sad thing is that, compared to the impending live-action movie, that there is a Renoir or a Leonardo da Vinci.

  13. kripp_keeper says:

    Doesn’t really suit my taste, but its well done. I guess for a massive smurf fan or a pedophile it would be a good tattoo.

  14. Fussy says:

    The only problem with the pedophile assumption, is that anyone old enough to even know what a Smurf is, will be in their 30′s.

    • Jeneka says:

      Not true. I’m 14, and I remember watching this show every morning when I was younger…unfortunately. AND I just won a Smurf stuffed animal. at a carnival..

  15. Curves says:

    Papa Smurf is in Gargamel’s bag. I don’t get why some of the smurfs appear to have brown/dirty hats, and why that last smurf at the bottom of the painting doesn’t have a blue face?

  16. olderoger says:

    And to add insult to WTF, Snoopy and Woodstock are up on is right shoulder.

  17. jamisings says:

    What I don’t get is why Snoopy and Woodstock are doing in the Smurf village. (Upper right hand corner near the shoulder.)

    • Anna Rexia says:

      It probably was his first tattoo, or at least the first on his back, done a bit of time before the Smurfs stuff.

      • jamisings says:

        And yet it got incorporated into the Smurf tattoo.

        I would’ve tried to leave them off by themselves.

        And if I was to do something like this, I’d get a scene where the Smurfs and Snorks meet.

  18. Liz says:

    Why isn’t Brainy wearing pants/tights?!

  19. D.coli says:

    When I use those words, “well executed” for a tattoo, I’m thinking: proper proportions, clean lines, appropriate shading, great use of color & detail, balance and perspective, while capturing the idk, “atmosphere” of the content.

    I know they’re cartoons, but flowers & birds are plopped around singularly to fill gaps, the smurfs are not grounded with blades of grass, they are levitating above the grass. And for gawd’s sake–declare!! It is it was intended to be two-dimensional cartoony, then skip the shading all together. Bad form.

  20. Lily says:

    Anyone else thinking we can make a fantastic Madlibs game out of the Smurfed up paragraph?

    I NEED A NOUN!

  21. Orionsbelt3 says:

    Is there no conceivable end to the myriad array of tats in existence on God’s green Earth? I hope not. I like Smurfs and all, but this is way out there. Maybe he (she?) is a fan of psychotropics.

  22. Orionsbelt3 says:

    P.S. The scroll effect with Painter Smurf brushing away is cool. Are those throw away smurfs/fillers near the bottom right and left sides?

  23. TeacherLady says:

    I’m wondering how long the tattoo artist had the la-laa-la-la-la–la-la-la-la-laa song stuck in his/her head.

    • nic says:

      At first I LOL`d. Then I tried to remember the tune. Then the tune remembered me…..la-laa-la-la-la–la-la-la-la-laa, la-la-la-la-laaaa, la-laa-la-la-la–la-la-la-la-laa…. ARRRRRGGG….. la-laa-la-la-la–la-la-la-la-laa..la-laa-la-la-la–la-la-la-la-laa. I HATE YOU!!!

  24. TeacherLady says:

    I also have to comment that, for some of the people who seem to be dissing smurfs, you all seem to know the character names pretty well. Personally, I like smurfs, but not enough to have a full back tattoo of them (or any tattoo of them). I also apparently don’t like them enough to capitalize their name.

  25. BlueDragon says:

    Smurfinnnnn’!!

  26. kb says:

    Seems really feminine. Kind of like the strait/married guy in my office that wears Disney “Grumpy” clothes, you know, the f’n dwarf. He’s got shitrs, shorts, and pants. Yikes.

  27. stuntfrau says:

    My guess is that this is covering something else. Which begs the question, how bad was that one?

  28. June girl says:

    They’re pulled down to reveal the tat of course but still, shouldn’t the unders be a couple of sizes bigger? We’re talkin’ a pretty big muffin top here.

  29. Blue says:

    This guys deserves to get his ass continually kicked…

  30. Jacqueline says:

    smurfs are good!

  31. HRNK says:

    I was very angry and I said “Where the FUCK is Gargame- oh, there he is. That’s ok then.”

  32. Ant says:

    i think this is well cool and i wish i had thought of having this on my back first. i have a big grouchy smurf on my leg and i dont care what anyone thinks


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