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The McNugget Mafia

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

My concern here is that this McNugget appears to be throwing us a gang sign. You might still be able to get a job at McDonald’s if you have a McNugget tattoo, but not with a McNugget tattoo that’s in a gang.

“Time to deep fry those Chicken Tender motherfuckers. We rollin’ twenty-deep. It’s McNugget time!” [cocks tiny gun]

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  1. tamajinn says:

    I don’t like the simpering, Steve Urkelesque expression on its face. Bleh.

  2. Lucky_Cat says:

    That McNugget looks so high.

    The first time I ever had McNuggets I yacked all over the bathroom floor within about 3 minutes of ingesting them.

    That was also the last time I had them.

    • Glass_House says:

      You might be allergic to bleach. In the 80s McDonalds used to throw all the chicken pieces together (dark & light) and then bleach the meat to get it to all be the same shade of greyish white. A friend’s brother had the same reaction – he had to be rushed to the hospital.

      Nuggets are gross…

  3. Johnno says:

    McDonald’s would have to pay me BIG bucks to do this to myself.

  4. zen says:

    maybe it’s covering some strange birthmark?
    or maybe it’s covering a burn mark from when he splashed boiling oil from the mcnugget fryer?

  5. Melanie says:

    food tattoo? why?

  6. what the says:

    What body part is that on? There seems to be some kind of cleavage and and elastic mark. Is that on someone’s backside? Why? That makes it look a little like a simpering Steve Urklesque turd. To keep the Steve Urkle comments going.

  7. anna2 says:

    is that on his ass?

    • Leahahah (atheist) says:

      I was trying to figure out where it was also

    • TheSheep says:

      I hope so, I don’t like the other possibilities.

      • Orionsbelt3 says:

        It looks like it’s on the lower left belly to me. I actually like McNuggets dipped in honey. Mickey D’s fries are an addiction, but I wouldn’t get a commercial tat. I must admit this tat does make me smile though, but don’t get me wrong. Nuggy is no Party Cat.

  8. Tyzig says:

    Ha the nugget’s doing the “too metal for one hand” version of the horns. Could be a gang symbol too, I’m no expert, but that’s what that sign means to me.

  9. Melissa says:

    I can’t stand McNuggets. Give me a Chik-fil-A nugget or sandwich anytime. Mickey D’s nuggets taste so processed, so….funky.
    I do like Mr. McNugget’s gold toof. Stay classy ‘lil dude.

    • Sarah says:

      “You can’t handle the toof!” Robin from Howard Stern to the one-toothed lil black guy. (Say it like Jack Nicholson) FUNNIEST LINE EVER!!!

      Oh, these comments brought out the LOLs today! (Yours, too, Jessica!)

  10. Caren says:

    Some reason all I see here is “pinkies out”, gotta have etiquette to be a nugget. Classic.

  11. gryphœmia says:

    i thought it was the ‘too much metal for one hand’ horns.

  12. glowworm2k says:

    I’m not a fan of McNuggets, or deep fried food tattoos in general. The proud owner could always class it up by putting the McNugget on a fried bacon surfboard…

  13. amirb says:

    All day everyday chicken nugget in my pocket

  14. Steph says:

    This isn’t even that funny, but I’m laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. I must be tired.

  15. liam burfield says:

    thats not a gang simble thats “to much rock for one hand” from the movie stick it!

  16. Miss Tink says:

    Is this a guy or girl?
    and if its a girl.. is she the same girl that flipped out at mcdonald’s a few days ago and started attacked the mcdonald’s workers when she couldn’t get mcnuggets at breakfast time?? Lmao

    http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/woman-attacks-mcdonald-s-workers/66xj882?from=imbot_us_default

  17. PaganDucky says:

    At first glance I thought it was Mr Hanky’s little brother.

  18. Macsimizer says:

    This is my friends sisters ass haha


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