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That last tattoo, despite its explicit depiction of a sexual act, was woefully free of penises. I know you guys hate that, so I’m just posting this to make up for it. You’re welcome.
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It’s the heart that really confuses me.
Like that’s honorable.
With the eyes, the two buck teeth, and the yellow skin, he has a sort of Spongebob look to him. Which just makes this even worse.
Win.
This comment is made of WIN.
You are made of stupid. Dammit, do you just spout whatever phrase is “in” these days?
Yeah I agree. I’m so terribly sorry for using an internet phrase and not trying to be totally “original”.
Try to chill a little there,candoia.
How long have you been waiting for the chance to use that spongebob parody?
STDs – gotta catch ‘em all.
^ Win!
Bonus internets to Melissa and Pol Pot Plant!!
That is one of the ugliest damn things I’ve ever seen. I’d have to dislike anyone who chose to put that on permanent skin display.
Me too. And condom ears. How original.
looks like “Aaahh!!! Real Monsters” to me… only way less okay.
…rule 34
Exactly what I thought.
Flesh before dishonor? So this perv guarantees that sex with him ends in dishonor? Is that how that reads? I’m baffled, really.
yes me too…this really makes no sense at all to me….were they on acid??
At first I thought it was Mr Whiskers, from “Brandy and Mr Whiskers”, but then I noticed the lightning-bolt tail and figured it’s a mutated Pikachu. Then I thought, “NOOOOOOO! Why would someone do that to poor Pikachu?”
The result of a Pikachu/SpongeBob one night stand.
… after many years of suffering from syphilis.
Wooldoor Sockbat from “Drawn Together”—after things took a turn.
If it wasn’t for the Pikachu tail, that’s what I would’ve thought. He’s makin clum babies again!
Okay, I wasn’t the only one to think along those lines. When I saw this on the voting pages, my first thought was that they combined Spongebob Squarepants, Pikachu, Wooldoor Sockbat, and Ling-Ling into some weird LSD and Viagra trip-inspired character.
Bright side: I love the colours. Still, I’d run the fucker over. Repeatedly.
Wow. My response disappeared. Bummer. All I said was that when I saw it on the voting pages, it made me think of a number of cartoon characters, including two from “Drawn Together.” I love that one!
LOL i love that show.
I seriously don’t think that’s going to be a problem … explaining to imaginary grandkids perhaps …
You’ve got a serious logistical problem when your nuts hang down to the bottom of your leg.
His parents must be proud.
No, those are the new ‘shake weights’….duh…
^
win
Darn … *Mommy* … we all knew what I meant.
this is the ugliest thing ive ever seen
it looks like a blue meenie, just yellow… with a lot of peeners
Oh christ.
One the one hand — yes, absolutely, do what makes you happy as long as you aren’t hurting anyone.
But on the other hand…
…No. I can’t bring myself to say anything sarky, cos I bet you’ve already thought better of this one.
Come on kiddies, really though: A TAT IS FOREVER. Not just til your mates laugh. Not just til you get tired of it. A tat is like a tiny marriage.
And _I_ wouldn’t wanna marry Pr0n Pikachu.
Why would any tattoo “artist” ever agree to do this?
I don’t understand…i just don’t…understand.
Happily, the fact that his leg hairs have the same colors as the tattoo means it’s not real.
Phew!
What I don’t understand here is why they had to give the pikachu those Spongbob teeth and creeper lips…(okay that’s a lie, I don’t understand any of this chizz)