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I’ll Take Dishonor, Thanks


funny tattoos - Flesh For Fantasy

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

That last tattoo, despite its explicit depiction of a sexual act, was woefully free of penises. I know you guys hate that, so I’m just posting this to make up for it. You’re welcome.

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  1. DrShell says:

    It’s the heart that really confuses me.

  2. JohnO says:

    Like that’s honorable.

  3. Elizabeth says:

    With the eyes, the two buck teeth, and the yellow skin, he has a sort of Spongebob look to him. Which just makes this even worse.

  4. Cleopatra says:

    That is one of the ugliest damn things I’ve ever seen. I’d have to dislike anyone who chose to put that on permanent skin display.

  5. Tara says:

    looks like “Aaahh!!! Real Monsters” to me… only way less okay.

  6. Mike says:

    Flesh before dishonor? So this perv guarantees that sex with him ends in dishonor? Is that how that reads? I’m baffled, really.

  7. Claire says:

    At first I thought it was Mr Whiskers, from “Brandy and Mr Whiskers”, but then I noticed the lightning-bolt tail and figured it’s a mutated Pikachu. Then I thought, “NOOOOOOO! Why would someone do that to poor Pikachu?”

  8. Moe says:

    The result of a Pikachu/SpongeBob one night stand.

  9. D.coli says:

    Wooldoor Sockbat from “Drawn Together”—after things took a turn.

    • Melissa says:

      If it wasn’t for the Pikachu tail, that’s what I would’ve thought. He’s makin clum babies again!

      • Anna Rexia says:

        Okay, I wasn’t the only one to think along those lines. When I saw this on the voting pages, my first thought was that they combined Spongebob Squarepants, Pikachu, Wooldoor Sockbat, and Ling-Ling into some weird LSD and Viagra trip-inspired character.

        Bright side: I love the colours. Still, I’d run the fucker over. Repeatedly.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        Wow. My response disappeared. Bummer. All I said was that when I saw it on the voting pages, it made me think of a number of cartoon characters, including two from “Drawn Together.” I love that one!

    • jesi says:

      LOL i love that show.

  10. Jam says:

    You’ve got a serious logistical problem when your nuts hang down to the bottom of your leg.

  11. Denice B says:

    His parents must be proud.

  12. sarah says:

    No, those are the new ‘shake weights’….duh…

  13. cherami says:

    this is the ugliest thing ive ever seen

  14. me says:

    it looks like a blue meenie, just yellow… with a lot of peeners

  15. Dee Em Zed says:

    Oh christ.

    One the one hand — yes, absolutely, do what makes you happy as long as you aren’t hurting anyone.
    But on the other hand…
    …No. I can’t bring myself to say anything sarky, cos I bet you’ve already thought better of this one.

    Come on kiddies, really though: A TAT IS FOREVER. Not just til your mates laugh. Not just til you get tired of it. A tat is like a tiny marriage.

    And _I_ wouldn’t wanna marry Pr0n Pikachu.

  16. far says:

    Why would any tattoo “artist” ever agree to do this?

  17. im not kidding says:

    I don’t understand…i just don’t…understand.

  18. Mr Obvious says:

    Happily, the fact that his leg hairs have the same colors as the tattoo means it’s not real.

    Phew!

  19. WTH says:

    What I don’t understand here is why they had to give the pikachu those Spongbob teeth and creeper lips…(okay that’s a lie, I don’t understand any of this chizz)

  20. Pol Pot Plant says:

    STDs – gotta catch ‘em all.

  21. TiaHillary says:

    I seriously don’t think that’s going to be a problem … explaining to imaginary grandkids perhaps …

  22. tina says:

    This comment is made of WIN.

  23. kripp_keeper says:

    How long have you been waiting for the chance to use that spongebob parody?

  24. Denice B says:

    ^ Win!

  25. Caren says:

    Darn … *Mommy* … we all knew what I meant.

  26. Anna Rexia says:

    Bonus internets to Melissa and Pol Pot Plant!!

  27. candoia says:

    You are made of stupid. Dammit, do you just spout whatever phrase is “in” these days?

  28. tina says:

    Yeah I agree. I’m so terribly sorry for using an internet phrase and not trying to be totally “original”.
    Try to chill a little there,candoia.


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