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Happy Monday! How about tossing out that coffee and filling your mug with some donkey punch to go with your doughnut? Don’t forget to wear your socks!
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If This Tat Could Talk
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This is just wrong. Seriously.
you certainly mean “keep your pimp-hand strong!”
Err…I guess that’s supposed to be some kinda donkey punch thing. Way to go then…you win…….something.
I especially like how her breasts are so tastefully covered.
Yeah. Our guy has morals, after all.
And socks.
which are pretty much the same thing, when you get right down to it.
Total trash. So is the tattoo.
completely agree.
Donkey Punch
It comes with instructional arrows!
Yes, it’s done in the overly simple style of the airline safety cards with instructions on how to get out of a burning aircraft, which, after thinking for a moment, are just as useful as this tattoo.
What’s cracking me up is dude still has his socks on. And the fact he’ll never get laid again.
Sure he will, once he’s in prison for assault. Once there, he’ll learn just what it’s like on both sides of the ‘donkey punch’.
After receiving a dirty sanchez.
And a pink sock…
I’m sure glad that breath mint I had was sugar free. Sugar-free spit cleans off LCD monitors easier.
and a “tokyo transfer”….
you rawk Cleopatra.
Maybe he’s Canadian. It’s cold up here!
It’s never cold enough up here for socks. If it was, he should have turned up the thermostat; at least that would have saved him some embarassment in the size department.
And really, socks? That’s not one of those “so dorky it’s charming/cute” moments, it’s just sad.
But seriously, abuse is never okay.
Yeppers, he’ll never get laid again, except maybe by other trash.
This could make for an odd instructional tramp stamp.
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i only have on question,,, where is her other arm? it just dissapears in her hair, wtf?
Isn’t it obvious? She’s giving him a reach around…. to his anus of course.
The positioning of her body (kind of a 3/4 view), and assuming that her other arm is up and held against her side, with her hand covering the breast hidden by the hair in a similar way that the visible hand is, then it’s quite possible that her hair is also hiding what would be a foreshortened arm. At least, that’s my guess.
You’re putting way too much thought into this…and probably giving the tattoo artist’s skills too much credit also.
Regardless of a tattoo artist’s skill level, it still amazes me that they actually agreed to do most of the “art” seen on this site.
Maybe she’s a thalidomide baby and she has a flipper on that side? She sensitive about it… OK?!?
wow, i havent laughed that hard at one of the tats on here in a while ROFL
domestic abuse, even in tat form is not funny. not when sooo many women are abused. some to the point of death.
Well, it’s SOMETIMES funny. Just not in this tattoo (if you’re over 13).
it is never funny. take it from someone who was abused.
1 in 4 women at some point of our lives will be abused. it could be your mom, your sister..if you have any..
could even be that gal you stood next to in line.
ask any of us, face to face, if we thought abuse was funny. go ask those who DIED from abuse. if it was funny.
then ask those of us who got strong enough to get rid of the abuser out of our lives if we would be stupid enough to go back to it. just to make you laugh.
How about the men that are abused and turned away by shelters because “women are never the abusers”? How about the families that are destroyed by man hating *worst word for a woman you can think of*? My mom had psycological problems that caused her to physically and emotionally abuse my dad and my brother, but when they went to a shelter they were turned away, my abusive mother, on the other hand, was welcomed and further warped by their hateful ways. Shelters should be for the abused, not just women, and people need to know that it happens and not just assume that women are the only victims of domestic abuse.
For all you know, some people could like the donkey punch, lord knows there are equally as dangerous sexual practices…
Who said that men are never abused? Most people default to the female pronoun because women abused by men are the overwhelming majority. Yes, men are abused by women and they often don’t report it because of stigma. I know people who’ve had abusive mothers and it makes me so angry.
In terms of shelters – making them co-ed I think is a bad and impractical idea. Many battered women are so terrified of their abuser that the idea of being around ANY man can be a trigger and they may not even stay in the shelter. Plus, lots of attackers try to track down their partners after they leave – who’s to say someone couldn’t pose as an abused man to get into a shelter and find a woman? I do think that having a voluntary co-ed or men’s shelter is necessary – they actually exist though very rare. Some shelters accept men as well and homeless shelters do. I think a lot of men’s shelters are mostly queer men as domestic violence is a problem in lgbt community but obviously anyone could go. But yeah I think there should be more of these, there should be more shelters for everyone! Social services are underfunded across the board.
I think it’s messed up though that you’re taking potshots at feminists, who would unblinkingly admit that hetero men ARE abused, and who actively try to expose this myth. Anyone who denies this isn’t really a feminist. I’m sorry you’ve had experiences like you mentioned but you’re targeting people that are really your allies…
But do you know the definition of the donkey punch? look it up – it’s potentially fatal and definitely abusive if without consent. I guess someone could like it…i mean some people kill themselves and enjoy cutting themselves or join the army because they want to live out a video game and gun down brown people. But that doesnt make it okay..
A 2006 study showed that women in the United States commit domestic violence against men 33% more often than men do against women, and women commit severe domestic violence twice as often as men.
Asshat.
You’re talking about a whole different issue thus diluting a VERY serious subject. It is sad when people like yourself play the gender card and even though you’ve “seen it first hand” that still doesn’t stop the fact that right now as I type this, in South African alone, just to throw a statistic out there, a woman is raped every 17 seconds and the figure will be much worse for other countries. It is a valid point you’ve raised but what you’ve done is created a wall so actually talking about it and getting the message to MEN who would have these sorts of tattoos that it is wrong for themselves and those who come into contact with them, can now be ignored because you’ve decided to “fight their corner.” LIFE is NOT a competition or a “tit-for-tat” game and when people like you post things like this, you take away from the real issues.
You’ve made it ok by taking the focus away from the BIGGER issue for men to laugh, joke and think it is acceptable to punch a woman in the head whilst anally raping her AND to get a tattoo of it! That is the definition of this abuse shown in this tattoo, in case you didn’t know. It is never ok for anyone to abuse another and when I say that, I include parents smacking or hitting their children. It is ALL violence and pointing out “you do it TOO!!” isn’t helpful for anyone and doesn’t allow free discussion.
That is where you are doing yourself a disservice. Yes, there are cases of women abusing men but don’t you dare try to compare that tiny number to the centuries of women having to deal with it AND accept it because of people like you. If you want to help the men in your life then go and volunteer somewhere; go and join your local government; attend your town/council meetings; raise funds for that shelter; do something besides moaning about a personal issue and taking away from a valid one that will most likely affect 5-7 women reading this thread. It is very much possible that NONE of the men on this thread will ever experience abuse from a female partner. Think about that for a moment and count how many people are here now.
It is unfortunate and painful that happened to the males in your family but it has NOTHING to do with the posts about men abusing women. So sorry but that is true and if you think about it, you would know it’s true too.
You might want to search on youtube for Patrice Oneil explaining the “Donkey Punch” It’s part of his comedic act.
I asked one of the ones that died once, she didn’t answer. Guess she finally learned to STFU. J/K, abuse really is wrong on all levels.
Can’t take a joke? Please leave a rambling diatribe below as I will be notified of it and will respond to each and every point made.
No, it is never funny. It is people like you who make it “ok” for others to feel free to put this on their bodies and know that the world will “accept” them. It is a pity that some folks cannot connect with others but rather, attempt to live their lives in the most selfish manner possible.
Poor show, my dear, poor show.
Great, so apparently she’s also an amputee and only has one breast. Ugh.
Actually, it’s kind of helpful when guys have tattoos like this, so you never have to go on that first date with them to find out they’re misogynistic a-holes. It’s like a filtering system.
You don’t have to be a misogynist to have a sense of humor you know…
And if contemplating having a tattoo like this, it helps if you utterly lack one.
No but if you have a sense of humour then you wouldn’t find this funny. You wouldn’t dream of even considering it.
Nice try but this man (boy, more like) hates women and that is all there is to it. Don’t try to church it up into something more.
Could really bad tattoos count toward a Darwin Award? Because some of the ones on here pretty much ensure that their bearers won’t reproduce.
Apply deodorant here
Win.
when banging a chick and punching her at the same time, you’ve got to be SURE, SURE SURE!
if I was looking for a guy. and saw this one. I would not bed him in any way. in fact, I would make sure I never ran into him. but instead, give a discription of him and the tat to the cops.
women do not deserve to be abused in any manner.
Well said and very true.
So, you would, as you’ve just said, wrongfully have a man harrassed by law enforcement, simply because he happens to have a tasteless tattoo that alludes to a subject which has a possibility to offend you?
Way to uphold your public image. Prejudiced? Check. Profiling? Check. Unlawfully using law enforcement to interfere with a persons life? Check, check, and check.
Well said. Yeah, it’s a dumb tattoo, but chill out, people.
Hopefully chicks will see this and run the other way. It’s so icky!
Violence sucks period. But, this a lame attempt at humor. I doubt this frattard has any intentions of true violence towards women. It’s simply a clear example why one should not consume a case of Natty Lite each day for several weeks in a row.
Frattard, hahaha!
All right, new vocab term of the week! WOOT!
Please pronounce it fraTTARD like in “The Hangover” (reTARD). LOL
Done deal, dudette. I made up a mnemonic with which to memorise it:
I’m having frittatas with the frattards friday on the lanai.
Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? Kinda like “The life of the wife is ended by the knife” I think.
Family Guy reference win!!
How do you know that it’s a guy with this tattoo? Could be a woman.
If it is, she sure could use some therapy.
I was SO thinking that…..
oh, ugliesttattoos.com….what would you be without the gratuitous violent misogyny? oh wait, that’s society. still, its making me give up on this site
well,since this site is making fun of tattoos,i wouldn’t say they’re exactly “promoting” the idea of domestic violence and/or misogyny by posting this. it’s still sad,yes,but i think anyone seeing this and taking it seriously should be admitted to a mental hospital anyway.
I figured out how to fix it!
Just turn them into ice skaters. Color in their bodies to look like clothes, add blades to the feet. Add her other arm, and make her hand grasp his raised fist, as if about to twirl.
You, sir, are awesome.
So many things are just wrong in this tattoo, that it should be on Failblog.org. The male in the tattoo also has a freckle coming out of his bum, which just weirds me out. Could the tattoo `artist` not have moved the picture by a mm or so to cover it up?? Positioning is important… (and not just when you are lining up your hand to punch the person you are shagging – which is terrible)
punching someone in the head while fu*!ing is done enough that it has a name?! humanity is so disappointing.
I can’t figure out if the idea is a joke or if people would ever actually do that?????
Sir, this is not a donkey punch. Donkey punches are done with closed fists to the base of the skull. What you see here is clearly an example of a squirrel slap.
either way. it is still wrong to abuse anyone. and this is a pretty much clear case on how the owner views women. even if they are someone else’s
Not funny. This is an example of “nervous laughter” or “nervous joking” – it’s ok, son, we all know it’s wrong so you can relax now.
That’s some classy shit right there…go get ‘em, tiger.
If this tattoo is any indication of his personality as a whole (which it almost undoubtedly is – I can’t see how this could be seen as funny even when one is totally plastered), then I have a feeling that the only ” ‘em” he’ll be getting are his hands. Maybe he won’t even get any action that way – his extremities will resign in protest.
Still, it was nice of him to give any woman he dates fair warning. I know if I saw that ink, I wouldn’t sleep with the owner.
This.
Yo guys… i’m the one that posted this lovely expression of art… funny thing (besides the tatt itself) this guy’s wife is the one who got the tattoo for him! I <3 DJ Donkey Punch!
if she was the one. most likely trying to make sure he did not stray.
even then, it was in poor taste
Stockholm syndrome. It doesn’t matter if his wife got the tattoo for him or not. I’ve met hundreds of “eager to please” women who wouldn’t dream of even being with a man who’d think in such a manner IF they themselves learned to love who they are and believe they have more to offer the world than just the sum of their parts.
It makes it even sadder that his wife encouraged it.
Look, we understand your view on this… Being someone that has been in an abusive relationship, I agree that it is in poor taste.
But seriously, it is a JOKE. You need to chill out! Just as you think that getting a tat like this promotes it, YOU are just fueling anyone that would actually do this as well.
It’s all about shock value, and trolls. You are absolutely getting sucked in, so congrats.
Well put. The best thing you can do is laugh at them for getting a tattoo this dumb, and move on. If you start taking it so seriously you’re only adding fuel to the fire. Likely this was exactly the kind of response this guy was hoping for.
YOU sir, are a total Troll. Kudos.
he’s showing proper form for a pink sock in the making, look it up.
FAIL. Violence against women is EPIC FAIL.
stfu
the guy looks like michael myers…dosn’t he??
hahahah! niiiice
Ahhhh!!!! The “Donkey Punch”!!!!
Nasty. The socks make me a little sad, Business Socks is a crackup.
I cant believe someone posted this up…lol..I got this because people kept asking me what a donkey punch was . Im getting another one on the other arm with her punching him…lol..
Troll….
Thank god for a sense of humor…otherwise a whole lot of people would have commented on this picture in a WAY TO SERIOUS manner… -_-’
lmao
Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman? BACK OF MY HAND..
LOL! Nice.
Finally, someone understands me for who I am!
I guess if the ass-bag fits you can wear it. Apologies if I am taking your reply different than you meant it.
im sure somebody has a tattoo of that. probably in a classy old english font.
“trailerful of hellspawn” … I’ve just laughed myself into a headache. I’d laugh even harder if it wasn’t so tragically true … all of it.
Until you quoted it, I didn’t even see the potential for a great southern rock/rockabilly music album title. Registered!
Shut the fuck up!!
lol. i love you!
I meant that smily here!
Yes, a great album title, and the Drive By Truckers would be the band for it!
+ 10 internets for kind sir/ma’am