Submitted by: Andy via Submission Page
Can we please have a moratorium on this? I think that we as a society would get a lot more done if no one had any reason to sit around pondering which human (or animal) orifice their navel should play in a tattoo. That time could be spent coming up with a cure for cancer, or genetically engineering humans with no bellybuttons, thus saving future generations from monstrosities such as this.
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Submitted by: Andy via Submission Page
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Ugh! That is truly hideous!
It’s for his mates. They all have regular sex with this guy’s bellybutton.
the bellybutton does look rather deep; this is a definite possibility.
I’d hate to have sex with his mates, then o.0
Ewe sez ewwwwwwwww.
I wonder if he tries to stick his crank in there??? Grotesque!
Grotesque. Even if he put a shirt on (not often, I assume) people still have to endure that brown moss hanging off of his chin.
Also, as his gut has clearly crested the belt, a shirt might still leave part of this monstrosity hanging out as a teaser for the rest of the piece.
** dirty brown moss.
Not cool.
Luckily, the tattoo is so horrid I didn’t even notice the beard until I saw the comments!
her hands looks like claws. :/
Is the right hand short a finger? It looks like four fingers, with one a bit fatter than the others.
Also, the two girls on the side look more like she-males to me, especially the one on the right.
I think you’re all being a bit unfair. This tattoo is a survival tactic. In prison, it says, “screw my belly, my not face or behind.” This reduces the risk of STDs and pregnancy.
PREGNANCY???? (Caps intended.)
That tat is in memory of his dearly departed mother! Show some respect, people!!!!!
He must be the most popular guy on his cell block…
What bothers me most of all is trying to imagine the women that will still have sex with him in spite of that thing.
I will save you the trouble: there are none. I’d say that there were none before he got the belly button piece, but I’m constantly surprised at what alcohol will do to some people.
He should win a Darwin Award for having this monstrosity; he’s effectively removed himself from the gene pool!
To be extra-sure, it’d be good if those pistols pointing at his genitalia went off. Simultaneously.
What a pity.
When I was vaguely involved with motor racing, Penske was one of the good guys.
I wonder what he would have done if he had an outy( outie?)?
Well, that would imply that he didn’t have a few years of beer drinking under his belt (pun intended). However, with that aside, I’d say a childbirth simulation with the same female positioning.
Ayla Mia. ‘Nuff said.
And now all of you are going to be like “Huh? Who’s that?” and start googling her, and then you’ll curse my name and claw your eyes out.
Simply tattoo that part brown.
This guy can screw himself.
I don’t think this particular guy was going to be curing cancer, finding any new vaccines, etc. any time soon. So he’s free to waste time thinking up belly button tattoos and we’re none the worse.
His pants are already partly undone… READY FOR ACTION!!!!!
classy. He must date a lot.
Has his gut twisted his belt and pants askew? Almost looks like he has a boner.
Oh gross….you can see her shlint in there.
Wanna bet he’s at a Motley Crue concert? Hooligan’s Holiday
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ROFL I think this is fuckin hilarious!!
EW! The blonde looks like a fat michael jackson and the other two look like celine dion
Oh my God! I now hate this site because things seen cannot be unseen. Oh shit, I am so sorry I looked at this. UGGGGHHHH!!!
who else would like to vote this guy douchbag of the year?
Just plain disgusting!!!
Yeah, but I think we can all agree that we like his necklace. Right? Guys?
Man… did you HAVE to point that out???? I was merely severely grossed out before when I didn’t notice that. Now there are no words to describe how utterly disgusted I am. Ugh. Please pass the eye bleach.
You are alone in this.
I knew that when I typed the comment, but you have to consider the canvas it is on. Would you really be surprised if this dude whipped off his shirt and this is what you saw? What would shock you is if he had some cutesy tattoo like Party Cat.
I dunno dude. An old man stretching his ass with his old balls hanging and his teeny peeny is pretty effing nasty. By any and all standards.
Drill baby drill!