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Hang in There, Baby

funny tattoos - Hanging

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

This must yield some interesting pickup lines.

“Do you want to hang out?”

“How about I show you how I’m hung?”

“Baby, it’s a good thing you’ve got that wire hanger, because I’m about to get you unwantedly pregnant.”

Okay, maybe not that last one. Most guys aren’t that smooth.

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  1. Derp says:

    Yeah, the tattoo is bad, but she’s also not wearing any pants… I feel like this belongs on poorly dressed instead.

  2. wade says:

    Its actually pretty clever. I wonder if she’s in the closet?

  3. Melanie says:

    some tattoos really confuse me

  4. Sharlee says:

    I really hope she’s in the fashion designing-type industry or something… otherwise, I’m at a loss for an explanation. Also, she should have worn a different bra. That looks really lame.

    • spacemonkeymafia says:

      …and maybe some pants? Or a dress long enough to not look like just a t-shirt?

      But what do I know of fashion of today…..

  5. spacemonkeymafia says:

    (hit send too early)

    Yes, working in the fashion industry is all that came to my mind….First thought was a model, as they are frequently seen as living clothes hangers, but I don’t think that kind of ink would go over well in that profession. Color me puzzled.

  6. b1unt3d says:

    where’s your pants at? where’s your pants at? where’s your pants at? at? at? at?

  7. Dr. Psycho says:

    “You’re the first one who took me down afterwards!”

    [I Googled for a link to the one about the travelling salesman and the hunchbacked girl, but couldn't find it, so you'll have to look it up for yourself]

  8. Jam says:

    I love it! Um wait, the jokey gimic wore off already. Now, I hate it. I bet you do too. Luckily, it should be easy to remove or to cover up with grotesquely penised mythical creatures.

    • glowworm2k says:

      Totally. She should make the coat hanger into a grade-school mobile with penis-based creatures (instead of the usual dinosaurs, fall leaves or flowers that are popular with the six-year-old set) hanging from it at various points on her back.

      • Jam says:

        Great idea. I felt kind of bad about the post because I kind of agreed with Mike’s thoughts on it below that give the tattoo a meaning (if true), but I no longer regret it with your follow up and I will go sleep laughing tonight at the thought of the aforementioned horrific mobile modification.

  9. malkatz says:

    This is a tribute to the fetus she aborted.

  10. A says:

    *insert “mommie dearest” joke here.*

  11. Mike says:

    My first thought was that she looks Korean, which would make that wire hanger very funny in a self-deprecating kind of way.

    • Mike says:

      Reinforced by the Korean folks in the background.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        I didn’t understand that, and then with what Jam said above, I’m even more confused. Explain, please!

        • Jam says:

          Anna, I don’t know if Mike is coming back to this one so I’ll explain at least how I interpreted his post. Since a lot of Korean and Chinese folks have dry cleaners, if you were the child of parents that had one and grew up working there and possible were heir to the laundry empire, then this would be a pretty funny way to laugh at yourself and the stereotype and possibly piss off your hard working traditional parents. I thought that was way better than just the joke of “Hey, the clothes I have on are on a hanger.” Well, at least after Mike thought of it. If that’s what it means, it went over my head at first.

  12. suze says:

    I think at least this demonstrates a bit of cleverness and good sense of humor, more than the penis tattoos!

  13. Melissa says:

    NO MORE WIRE HANGERS EVER!!!!! She could have at least made it plastic.

  14. G says:

    Maybe she suffers from coathanger pain.

  15. JohnO says:

    I’ll show YOU, Mommy Dearest!

  16. Lola says:

    I KNOW THIS GIRL! She also has a map tattooed above her crotch with a red X. Get it? Treasure trail. Oy.

  17. Claire says:

    For some reason this makes me think of the woman suit from Silence of the Lambs.

  18. epic at-at win says:

    Wow…the tat itself is fine.I’d wear things to show it off, too, but not my little sister’s dress…gah!

  19. Steffe says:

    I know model sometimes get small hangers tattooed on the backs of their neck (easy to hide) since they are essentially walking hangers for clothes. I’ve never seen a giant one on someone’s back before.

    The bigger issue here is her outfit :/

  20. Jenny says:

    You’re all silly. She has shorts on.

  21. Alex says:

    This is a really clever tattoo. It’s supposed to look like the shirt that she’s wearing is hanging on the hanger. It’s similar to the tattoo where you get a mustache on the inside of your index finger. I don’t think it has ‘meaning’ other than to be funny.

  22. Deanna says:

    NOOO WIREEEE HANGERSSSSS
    Oh…. and put your pants on. I insist.

  23. Amanda says:

    too bad she didn’t get a tattoo of pants…


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