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Don’t You Tell Me What to Do, Toilet!
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If This Tat Could Talk
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Praying to the porcelain god?
All hail well-functioning drains! …and God Bless the Roto-Rooter Man while we’re at it….
So there’s a man somewhere going around with a great big copy of Durer’s The Praying Hands engraved onto his neck fat … and they’re holding a toilet plunger.
I almost feel sorry for him. It’s like he hates himself.
THANK YOU! I couldnot for the life of me figure out where that was. Too hairy for the back (I hope) and his earlobe seems kinda infected so I couldn’t distinguish that, either.
I feel much better now.
Yes, I too came seeking that information. I MAY be able to sleep tonight, thanks to you.
But why even bother? When that mat grows back you won’t be able to see it?
I don’t get why people would think that stuff is a good idea for a tattoo!
TWI (Tattooing while Impaired)
I love the first one. The second one is either giant hands or that plunger used for unclogging dwarf toilets.
*is
What is with the mutant short pinky on the right hand?
not sure why you’d want a toilet tattoo, and the font is a bit hard to read BUT it is a good picture of a toilet, the toilet roll paper forming a traditional style tattoo wording banner is cool and best of all it’s not his neck!
I can’t stand that graffiti font!
nasty
What part of the body is that on the second guy?? He’s a pretty freakin’ hairy beast…..I don’t know which is worse, the tattoo or the body hair!
Ugh. The red splotches in the background of that toilet make it look like some very revolting vandalism took place in the ladies room.
I was thinking a grisly murder. A very grisly murder.
The most upsetting thing about the toilet tattoo is that the toilet paper roll is rolled UNDER instead of over. WRONG….along with the rest of it.
I know a lady who loves bathrooms and toilets and takes pictures of every bathroom she uses, provided it’s “interesting”.
I could see her having the first tat.
Brings to mind the “metal up you ass” Metallica picture with knife-wielding fist protruding from the bog bowl.
I was trying to work out where exactly on the unfortunate’s body the second tattoo was when I read Cleopatra’s comment – I could tell that the bit of flesh at the top center of the photo was an earlobe, but I couldn’t work out why the bottom of the photo would be completely round and the ear surrounded flanked by hair on both sides, the rightmost variety of which to me resembled either pubes or armpit hair. Then I realized with some sadness what compounds the tragedy of this picture: not only does he have a godawful tattoo on his neck, but the man has no chin or jawline to speak of, besides.
Remember those kids’ books in the 90s that boasted the world’s most disgusting facts, illustrated with cartoonishly disgusting drawings? For some reason, the top one reminds me of those.
Dunt tane shot. Trying to cover up weirdo birthmarks.
I don´t like it!
No guys, don’t you see it? I’m stoned, but I totally see it as on the very top of a balding man’s head, like he’s going bald but only partially bald at the top and down the center, and he’s just said ‘fuck it’ and decided to fill the new negative space with a tattoo. And he’s a plumber.
but then what’s that fleshy thing at the top of the pic?
maybe i don’t want to know
That’s right. Don’t take shit…it will mess up your hands.
That looks really awesome! I like
The 2nd picture looks really fantastic. Maybe a lot of pain, but i like it
It looks really ugly!! I don´t want such a tattoo!
ROFL soooo funny!!
I can´t imagine having tattoos, which don´t give a message. That sounds quite strange to me.
I love tattoos. I have several tattoos and everyone has an own story in my life. That´s important to me!
I love tattoos too :9 I have 5 tattoos now. All really small, but my next tattoo would be a bigger one
And let’s not forget that there are TWO sets of knuckles.