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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana cock boob tattoo?
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Submitted by: Johanna via Submission Page
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana cock boob tattoo?
I’d rather not have mine pealed… thanks though.
So, she’ll get an embarrassingly stupid banana-penis tat in a visible place, but she feels the need to cover her nips for the photo?
I love this site, if only for the brain exercise/armchair analysis I am forced into upon seeing every. single. tattoo. It takes me right out of my terrifyingly dull suburban existence and puts me right back into the terrifyingly dull state of mind of my pre-teen years.
Or maybe “semen contains more potassium than you might think”.
FTW!!! Holy crap that’s funny!
Double shot of comment win!
I keep hearing that quote in Martha Stewart’s voice.
“It’s a Good Thing.”
Ha! Well played, sir!
LOL thank you!
what’s really funny about this pic is, she looks like she is trying to seriously model ….. the tats? LOL what a moron… :-/
Yes, what is the idea behind the beatific staring off to heaven?
what i find hilarious is that she’s OUTSIDE…wtf
It’s a penana? Bananock? Baniener?
Maybe a banenis, schlongana, or a wienana?
I’m thinking penana or banenis, myself.
Maybe she just really likes bananas. -and penises. Sounds like my kind of woman.
Not sure about that AC unit bursting out of those flowers and stars though.
Sadly, I’ve seen another, better angle of this. It’s a microphone. She could be a singer. At least we’d know how she exercises her throat muscles.
Opera singers used to do that all the time.
HA!
I read the title, then looked at the photo, immediately thought “wow, she has a really large left index finger,” and then looked to her arm tattoo to figure out what was going on. When I read the blurb below the photo a moment later, it all made sense (obviously). I feel silly. Anyway…
I’m really not a fan of women putting distasteful tattoos on their breasts. And I definitely find penis tattoos distasteful. This one isn’t as hideous as 90% of the ones that pop up on this site, but is it really necessary to declare your love for them that much as to immortalize them on your body? Especially on a part of your body that men usually love? And most men don’t like looking at penises that aren’t their own, from my understanding.
Maybe it’s not so much “penis love” as “penis = shocking” (to some people). Either way, a questionable choice of ink. But, not my body, not my problem.
She should put a condom on that thing, a tit is no place to contract a case of panama disease. This tattoo may be an attempt to punish males with boob staring disorder since they will get a dose of penis with the breasts.
Interesting …
Just a thought since I have always preferred breasts sans penis tattoos.
Bwhahahah hilarious.
I wonder: does she eat bananas and think about penises or is it the other way around?
I think if I decided to get a banana penis tattoo on my boob (seems unlikely, but it is possible that a string of unforeseeable events causes me to feel that it is vitally important that I do), I would get one that didn’t look like a 14-year-old boy drew in his notebook while sitting in homeroom. It’s not that it’s bad, it’s just not very… interesting? stylized? artsy? I don’t know. I just think that if I was going to put a tattoo on my beloved boobs, I’d want it to be a fucking awesome one.
Let’s be frank — she was screwed anyway. And, from how things appear, she likes it that way.
Hehhehheh
is this maybe a warhol thing? not that it would be okay, but at least there’d be precedent…
Sharon, Lois and Brams would be rolling in their graves if they were dead.
R-Rated Raffi?!?!
Such a pretty girl. Such an ugly tat.
I think her chances of getting screwed again are much lower, regardless of which gender she goes for. Her only hope is a desperate bisexual.
^ Agreed
she looks like a girl i went to high school with, which makes this that much funnier. boy is that going to scar her babies
It’s a good thing she has 2 becuz that one is ruined.
How easy would it be to fuck that chick? Ridiculously easy.
S-L-U-T spelled on her chest