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Yes, I know. Everyone loves Lady Gaga. She’s got real talent! She’s a performance artist! She’s a visionary!
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Whatevs. I’m over her. Which is why I’m glad I didn’t get a Lady Gaga tattoo during the two-minute period that I thought “Bad Romance” was an interesting song.
Plus, there are SO many other ways that you can show your appreciation for Gaga without a tattoo. Try walking around without pants! It’s easy and free.
If you must get a tattoo, try to get one that looks like this. Ten years from now, when you’re tired of hearing “lady who-who?,” you can just tell people that it’s Madonna. Or Ralph Macchio.
Whatever you do, just don’t do this:
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If I could punch any celebrity in the face, I’d punch Lady Gaga. Then Amy Winehouse.
i will help you, good sir or ma’am! this is, after all, something that desperately needs doïng.
Yes! Let’s embrace the ritual punching! I want to join this cause.
Anyone else either of you wish to add to the list?
Who wouldn’t I punch is a better question. Every guy on Jersey Shore, Jenny McCarthy (injections are killing our kiiiiiiiiiids!) most of Fox News, Jeneane Garfolio (just so nobody cries liberal, idiotic loudmouths from either side of the political spectrum are fair game) Tom Brady, LeBron James, Justin Bieber, Simon Cowell, the list is endless.
Please continue! I’m with you so far! I want to sit on Janeane Garofalo’s face so bad… and fart.
Wow, you’re brave… I’d be terrified to touch Amy Winehouse nevermind do something that would have the potential to draw blood. I think you just might be my hero.
I may not survive, but it’s a sacrifice for the greater good.
Oh shit, how I hate that song. I have stopped listening to the radio so I can stop it from circulating in my head over and over and over again… now I can’t even surf the web without it earworming me. Sigh.
amy winehouse, dead dead dead
LOLz
The fisrt tattoo is a brazilian pun.
‘Lady Gaga’ sounds like ‘lei de Gaga’ in portuguese, which translates to ‘Gaga’s law’, like ‘Newton’s law of motion’ and stuff. So there’s your pun!
The top tattoo doesn’t even remotely resemble any of Newton’s laws in the slightest. The only thing they have in common is being mathematical.
http://www.google.com/search?q=The+GaGa+Law%3A+%28RAH%29%C2%B2+%28AH%29%C2%B3+%2B+RO+%28MA+%2B+MAMA%29+%2B+%28GA%29%C2%B2+%2B+OOH%28LA%29%C2%B2+%3DBad+Romance&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&client=firefox-a&rlz=1R1GGGL_en___US356
Huh, well.
*Insert ‘The More You Know’ star here*
So that’s what this one’s all about. I thought it was song lyrics, so to speak, eg, ooh+ee+ooh(ah)²+ting+tang+walla²+bing+bang,ooh+ee+ooh(ah)²+ting+tang+walla²+bing+bang
This law bothers me in that it isn’t completely reduced to its shortest form. Instead of RO(MA + MAMA), it should be ROMA (1 + MA). The Inquisition of Math Nerdery hereby calls into question the true math nerdery of the creation of the Gaga Law.
Awesome!
If we go the chemistry equation route:
2Ra + 3AH + 2RoMa + Ma + 2Ga + OOH + 2La —> Bad Romance
Gaga’s Formula.
Tattoo no. 1 is so eloquent. So meaningful. It’s surely worth a life of WTF’s.
*irony*
Badly broken shinbone on tattoo2. fmk
oh, i hate lady gaga so much, but the radio keeps playing her songs about 30 times every day
Cheer up Jesus! Not so long ago you couldn’t get away from f**king nu-metal imbeciles like Fred ‘My Surname Is An Anagram Of Turds’ Durst shouting and whining and throwing tantrums on behalf of spoiled suburban white kids. Gaga may be ubiquitous and annoying, but I’ll take disposable pop for the gay crowd over Fat Freddy and his ilk anyday :p
And these tattoos are dreadful. Marry, screw, shoot (the tattooists at any rate)
Here’s my take on Lady Gaga. Normally, I dislike any music that requires backup dancers, or music in which the vocalist or vocalists are not also musicians in the band. Therefore, I’ve hated most popular music for the last 20 years or so.
However, I just watched the video for “Bad Romance,” because of the first tattoo (which struck me at least as a clever way to immortalize a song nobody is likely to remember in 10 years) and it’s got this going for it: I could actually remember the melody after the song was over.
So she’s interesting, and she’s catchy. So she stands out from the crowd, and not just because of her ridiculous costumery.
(goes back to being uncool and listening to Jethro Tull, Alan Parsons, Pink Floyd, and the occasional Coldplay)
I like Pink Floyd and Coldplay…
beyonce’s hardcore like that.
HA! Which resulted in a much longer leg just hanging there, apparently.
Despite the fact that Gaga’s right shin looks to have a nasty compound fracture in the second tat, I’m kind of enamored with the fact that a guy got it.
In case you couldn’t tell…he’s gay. nuff said.
LOVE that the #2 guy has no reason to pose with his left arm like that, save only to squish in his gut for the photo! Oh, he’ll tell you it was to better show the tat but it wasn’t. I thought I was the only one that did shit like that, (but much more covertly)!
He’s covering up another tat on his lower right abdomen.
Are you SURE he’s not Vogueing?
I’m confused … I’ve never actually *heard* a Lady Gaga song – so why is she snuggling with Betsy Ross in #2??
Snerk!
Ten years from now, Madonna will still undoubtedly be in the news, and still trying to dress and act like she’s in her twenties.
HA! I was wondering how long it would be before I saw the Yamino Telephone poster tattoo here! xD
Same here. It actually sucks a bit since Yamino is mostly just concentrated win.
I think I would almost rather get the minivan marauder treatment than to have any of this crap put on my body.
The second tattoo is from this:
http://www.sisterclaire.com/page/7/
this website makes me laugh so hard
I recognized one of the tattoos as a picture I first saw on Deviantart. Here’s the original picture.
Here’s the Jezebel article about the tattoo.
Sources! They do an artist good.
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Tat #2 is actually an elaborate cover up/distraction for a superfluous nipple. See lower right.
* snrk *
You think he’s got an in fetu sibling there? The phone does a bit too nipply, so you may be on to something.
OH YUCK!! I didn`t notice that until you pointed it out. A 3D tattoo
I recognize tattoo #2!! http://yamino.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2lijqc
I love her artwork, but I don’t think that tattoo artist did it justice . . .
Pic number three is CLEARLY Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner.
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&&sa=X&ei=FTtBTOTDDpurnAf30a2wDw&ved=0CCEQvwUoAQ&q=Daryl+Hannah+blade+runner&spell=1
WTF with my computer today. Anyway…..
I think the mathmatical equation one is kinda clever! She seems kinda annoying, but her songs are catchy, so I don’t mind her. Strange, though, because I absolutely LOATHE Madonna and she seems to be this generation’s Madonna.
Alright, I’m really bad at maths, so I might be wrong here, but – wouldn’t RO (MA + MAMA) be ROMAMAMA, not ROMA ROMAMA?
My mathmatical mind has escaped me just in time to try to answer this. lol I believe it’s correct according to the distributive property. The RO would be multiplied to everything in the parenthesis. So literally it would be RO(MA) + RO(MAMA)
Ash is correct.
You’ll have to cram for the re-sit M.
Actually, it’s difficult to tell in this context since M could be right. It’s obvious what the lyrics are supposed to be, but are MA and MAMA the same time of term? Can they be combined (like numbers, the same variables)?
I would argue that a better, more correct way to write it would be: RO(MA + MA^2), which would definitely show the need for the use of the distributive property and a simplification (albeit slight) of “MAMA”.
Since “math” tattoo guy has a apparently limited understanding of math (and taste, but we’ll get into that later), let’s break this down:
2(rah)=rah+rah (i.e. speak “rah” twice)
(rah)^2= god only knows what, unless you’re defining “rah” as a variable, in which case it would be “rah*rah” (if rah has a designated value, which in this case we’ll call “rah” for the sake of ease. This would denote that you speak the word “rah”, “rah” amount of times. Unless rah=2, the logic is inavalid. IF rah=2, then it is still invalid, since 2*2=4, ergo, “rah rah rah rah.”)
Additionally, the lack of a plus sign between (rah)^2 and (ah)^3 (implying the terms are multiplied by one another) would, via the distributive property, lead to a first term of (rah*rah)(ah*ah*ah). We can, from this point, infer that the bearer of this tattoo has no understanding of multivariable algebra whatsoever, and every instace of an onomotopeoetic syllable is intended to represent it’s sound, and not a given numeric value.
Oops, accidentaly clicked the add comment button before I was finished. Anyways…
We’ll here accept that the given value of each variable is meant to express its sound as a spoken word, and try to rock it out from there.
I’m not terribly familiar with this song, but if I’m not mistaken, the first line goes like: “rah rah ah ah ah.” Brilliant lyrics.
[(rah)^2]*[(ah)^3], as dude bro’s back tat states, can be rewritten as ah[(rah*rah)*(ah*ah)]. By the most basic laws of algebra:
ah[(rah*rah)*(ah*ah)]=
ah[(rah*ah)*(rah*ah)*(rah*ah)*(rah*ah)]=
ah[(rah*ah)^4]=
…again, god knows what. I’m too lazy to distribute out that entire abomination because I’m not getting paid for it. User Michelle is half right, the second line should go Ro[ma+(2ma)].
I thought it was a chemistry equation. How do I failed at Math?
Also, isn’t the line” Rah rah ah ah ah, roma ROMA MA, Ga Ga ooh la la”? The tattoo should have ‘roma’ in place of ‘mama’, or at least say “(ROMA^2 + MA)”. I don’t think anyone knows exactly how that line really goes, unless you’re looking at the lyrics in the CD pamphlet…
Forgot to add something – first lyric of Bad Romance is actually the repeated phrase “oh~, caught in a bad romance” twice, right before the Rah Rah line. I think they might cut that first part out on the radio, but it’s in there on the CD version.
Interestingly enough, not much different from reading crochet instructions.
So many sarcastic responses running through my head AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. Cant decide which one to start with.
Enjoy your crochet sweetie
Jeez, what did she kill all of your collective donkeys or something? The people commenting here really need to get together, get some perspective, and have a massive group unbunching of their panties.
Reasons people dislike Lady Gaga:
1. She’s weird.
2. They don’t like techno.
3. They don’t like pop.
4. They play her songs way too much to be enjoyable.
5. She’s a celebrity.
6. They find her lyrics shallow.
7. They think she’s a product of autotune (she actually can sing, to be fair – search youtube for some clips of her performing on grand piano; say what you want, but the girl actually can sing!)
Any others I’ve missed there?
8. They think she’s a transsexual (which is probably a byproduct of #1)
That one always annoys me.
The second tattoo seemed so very familiar… It’s based on a drawing from the artist of the webcomic Sister Claire. This one to be precise: http://yamino.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2lijqc
(I read the webcomic, don’t care about Lady Gaga at all…)
Yeah your right! I told Yamino her art is on some dude now. XD He should still pay her for it, or buy a shirt. XD
Lady GAG a maggot
Actually, I’d say the first one isn’t too bad, if you’re a serious fan. At least it’s relatively tasteful compared to some of the stuff on here.
Here’s what sucks the most to me. No matter how crappy we think certain musicians are, because of the ease of distribution of their material, they become very rich, very soon.
I wasn’t referring to Lady Gaga, as I think she’s a novelty act who can actually sing. Why not cash in on that? I would if I could. I meant other no-talent wonders who are filthy rich.
I’ll go out on a limb here and be one of the few to say that I actually personally do like Lady Gaga’s music, then again, I like most techno and techno-sounding stuff.
Also, that first tattoo’s kinda clever, if not exactly mathematically correct. I actually thought it was a chemistry equation at first until I looked again and noticed that it’s supposed to be algebraic/calculus. As I said earlier, how do I failed at math?
The second picture of Lady Gaga and Beyoncia is Yamino’s art! I guess it counts as art theft. XD here’s Yamino’s shop as proof that she made it FIRST!! http://www.sisterclaire.com/shop/
i would do gaga. end of
fail its RO MOMA
yall do no what tattoo #1 is right and if u didnt it is lyrics to a lady gaga song DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u would do lady gaga or u would get a tattoo of her
everything yall have been saying sucks!!!!!!!!!!
amen and to add all 3 are fugly as heck. a few years ago i would add avril lavigne fake ass “punk”
Damn you for making me watch the video! And I thought that the song was awful enough – the video made me puke! How can one create that amount of awefulness with no merit whatsoever
so…..apparently there are women on the west coast who aspire to be blow-up dolls?
I don’t think there needs to be a statute of limitations to this; punch away!
Try anger management perhaps?
Jebus, what did she do? Shit on your puppy?