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Hmm. IS Canada the root of all evil? Let’s find out:
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Exhibit A.
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Exhibit B.
Exhibit C. GUILTY! Canada, how could you?!
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On behalf of all Canadians, I offer my sincerest apologies.
I will second that. Seriously, if we had known that Chad Kroeger and Celine Dion were going to plague us forever, I’m sure we would’ve never let them out – we could have tied them down with a giant pile of bureaucracy and then committed them to a universal healthcare sanitorium.
Worst part? I traveled through Hanna (the birth place of the evil that is Chad Kroeger) and stopped for lunch in an unassuming, family-owned, pizza restaurant. Unfortunately, that village appears to have ONE radio channel and it is the ‘all-Nickelback-all-the-time’ radion station and it was blaring over the restaurant’s PA. The horror. :’(
You Americans are the ones who bought all their records. You’ve nobody to blame but yourselves.
AMEN!
Yes, but Hollywood is a Canadian creation (it’s true) so whatever you say goes back to you and sticks like glue.
canada gave us william shatner… they can’t be all bad ^^
And Justin Bieber…… >:(
and RUSH
And Neil Young
And the Weakerthans.
And Micheal J Fox!
And Snow. Let’s not forget, “Informer.”
Thank the stars you’re probably too young to remember Loverboy. * shudder *
Kids. Y’all think ya seen it all, don’t ya?
And Pam Anderson… well 80′s-90′s Anderson anyway
I would rather listen to Celine Dion while Chad Kroeger ass raped me than listen to Justin bieber
Stop making fun of her! Leave Beiber alone! what did she3 do to you guys huh? she’s just trying to make a living. She doesn’t need you making fun of her. Justin Beiber is a selfsufficient woman who doesn’t need to put up with this!
…win.
I live in Kitchener, Ontario, which is just down the road from Stratford, where Ms. Bieber originated, oozed up out of the sewer, and then went and got all “empowered,” and there is no escape. Even the local news has been fawning over her in their segments. I feel personally embarassed every time I hear her name mentioned, just knowing that she’s from the neighbouring county.
I give my sincerest apologies to the entire world, and my heart goes out to the respectable, decent people of Stratford, who will have to live with the notoriety that accompanies an international environmental disaster as big as Ms. Bieber’s prepubescent voice is high.
P.S. After Bieber-mania folds, I wonder how those girls will feel who were filmed crying, falling down, and screaming that they wanted to marry her. If I had been one of them, I would probably go with seppuku, but you know, that’s just me.
and nickleback
I was going to apologize for that one, actually.
Mmmm Canada.
WTF is exhibit A?…..help me obi wan!
Exhibit A is an old Canadian $100 bill. It’s a particularly bad rendition of Robert Borden, but the $100 looked something like that until the late 1990s (it’s a bit different now: http://www.vancouver.hm/webimages/new100.gif)
Exhibit A is the tattoo of the guy at the glory hole, not the Canadian bill tattoo.
Is that the guy from nickelback sucking a dong? What am I looking at here?
That is what it appears to be.
I had no clue who that was supposed to be until I read your comments; I just assumed it was some kind of nod toward the gay scene in Toronto or Montreal… why else get a fellatio tattoo?
What body part is #2 – one that shouldn’t exist?
‘Tis a butt cheek, I believe.
Either that or a SERIOUS muffin-top.
It confused me too, then made me laugh since the hand in the back looks like it is someone coming in to the apply the shocker.
What? Could the second dude not come up with the exta .59 cents it would have taken to finish Chad’s arm? He’s got a floating hand. About to grasp a penis/mic. What’s up with that?
The tattooist gave him his nickelback. *rimshot*
It’s weird, but I interpret it as: There was originally supposed to be a whole second arm, which is why part of it is done. However, the person getting the tattoo sobered up/got in a fight with the tattooist/wussed out before the tattoo was completed. The straight line was added to make it (sort of) look like a wall with a glory hole. I am leaning toward “got in a fight with the tattooist” because that line looks self-done.
And America gave us 90% of the world’s most wretched human beings and tv shows. Miley Cyrus, anyone? Her creepy father who is essentially whoring her out? Heidi Montag, Keisha, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson… Of course we send the dreadful people to you..they fit in well, and we don’t have to deal with them.
Mel Gibson’s from Australia
I thought Mel Gibson was Australian.
He was born in New York, and moved to Australia when he was 12.
Where he did the truly awesome first two Mad Max movies. Then it was back to the States, and, er… all downhill from there….
For the record, we Canadians have produced some good music, such as:
a)The Blue Seeds
b)Skinny Puppy
c)The Tragically Hip
d)Metric
But still, you know how the Dixie Chicks are ashamed to be from the same state as George Bush? I’m ashamed to be from the same province as Avril Lavigne. Ugh.
Oh, and Melissa Auf Der Mar, and Tegan & Sara. We do have a small percentage of good music!
FINALLY someone mentions the Quin twins
you won the internetz today
As long as we have Strange Brew, all else can be forgiven.
Take off eh?
Take off, hoser. I never liked Rush.
The movie, however, is still a fun one.
Canada is a cool neighbor! They are quiet, clean, keep to themselves, and never ask for sugar, or to borrow your lawnmower. Plus, they are cool with smoking the green.
Thanks!
Sorry about NIckleback, though… Totally our bad. And a good reason for needing the green!
Hell they’ll even grow it for you.
I’m sorry we can’t be equally as complimentary of some of our American neighbours to the south, but most of you are decent folks, too; at least from my venturings into the States, you guys seem fine.
And hey, for the minority of Americans who genuinely are a problem, at least it’s entertaining to watch them on the news, freaking out over ‘socialized’ healthcare, etc. They’re a riot!
I like Nickelback so you can send them over here to England if you don’t want them. I saw them on tour and they were fantastic.
Clearly you’re deaf. I can give you the name of a good audiologist.
Take them!! They’re all yours.
Although technically not mine to give away, I am sure the US will part with Creed for a low price.
As an unoffical representative of the US, I am willing to pay a modest fee to anyone that will take them. However, we have a strict no returns policy.
As an unofficial representative of Canada, I sanction such action. Ship ‘em to Heathrow on the next flight! One way tickets, of course. In animal crates – so they don’t bother the passengers, or pee on anyone’s leg on the way, and because I’m sure once they get to England they’ll need to go through quarantine so as not to infect any British bands with their infectious irritating douchiness pathogen.
How do you spell Canada?
C, eh, n, eh, d, eh.
Oh God, if I have to hear one more American tourist up here stereotype all of us Canadians as saying “eh” all the time, I’ll personally escort them back to the border. They should screen people for that at the guard station before they let them into Canada.
#2 is a Tattoo that Jase from The Rock radio station in New Zealand had to get after losing a bet.
http://www.therock.net.nz/The-consequences/tabid/520/articleID/7167/Default.aspx#/Portals/0-Articles/7167/chad-kroeger.jpg
Canadia gave us Godspeed You! Black Emperor, A Silver Mt. Zion, The Arcade Fire, Metric, and Tegan & Sara.
All is forgiven.
I have love for all of these!
Still, we’re sorry about Nickleback. We actually have Nickelback-free radio stations here!
Don’t know if there are any Corb Lund fans out there but thanks Canada for him!
P.S. I could not tell at all that that was supposed to be Chad Kroeger. I got the picture, thanks for that lovely image, but the guy doesn’t even look white!
I thought it was Jesus, albeit the more historically accurate middle-eastern looking variety rather than the blue eyed pal gracing a million commemorative plates.
Exhibit D is Justin Bieber.
Can’t believe no one’s mentioned Three Days Grace. Or Alanis Morissette.
WTF people. That is totally Andy Gibb.
I think someone mistook Scott Stapp for Chad Kroeger. Either that or it’s a really bad rendering of him.
Also kinda looks like the guy from Rage Against the Machine if you squint. Just sayin’.
I thought they were a Canadian saying money is the root of all evil, but what you said works too.
I like Nickelback so you can send them over here to England if you don’t want them. I saw them on tour and they were fantastic…
i like nickelback too, their not that bad, really hot in person ,ryans the hottest, i think the tattoo is mean
lol i thought that was fucking jonny depp…
But Seriously,… the point is; MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, guy is probably Canadian so thats why (I’m assuming) it’s a Canadian bill. Simple Enough???
GO EGALITARIAN OR GTFO.
#1 is a original Canada Tattoo taken from my Canada Tattoo community website
http://canada-tattoos.com/-robmarley420-2580.htm
Uhm…I don’t think he’s “singing.” The straight line is a wall where his left arm passes through, then shrivels due to the mysterious change in its molecular structure, only to sever at the wrist, pass back through the wall and float back to the business position.
Choad Choker? The rhyme is uncannily ironic!
The only “singing he’ll be doing into that mic will consist of “Mmmnnp…, , “
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