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Out: bacon. In: SHARKS!!
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Sharks can play the guitar. And drums. Can bacon play the guitar or drums? Can bacon even play bass?
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A shark on your face makes you look like an intimidating badass. Bacon on your face just makes you look like an asshole with no table manners.
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A quartet of mutant sharks fought crime and promoted a line of action figures in the short-lived cartoon Street Sharks. What has a quartet of mutant bacons done for you lately?
Your move, bacon.
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What, nobody has a Jabber Jaw tattoo?
It would be funny if Nemo was peeking out of the guy’s ear.
Yay, Street Sharks. That brings back memories. (But that tattoo? Not so much). I do like the first one. It’s like the shark equivalent to Party Cat: Party Shark!
Makes me wanna go out and get that Biker Mice from Mars tat I have been dreaming of.
“Let’s ROCK and RIDE!”
They carried guitars AND rode motorcycles *sigh*
Okay, now I feel old. That used to come on right after TMNT where I live… Ninja Turtles – Now THAT would be a sweet tattoo! (and yes, I know it’s probably already been done 100 times)
Heroes in the half-shell – TURTLE POWER!
Cowboys of Moo Mesa, anyone?
Ya know what…a face tat like that screams you’ve just given up…geez
I’m hoping the one on the face is a fake tattoo. More I’m hoping people haven’t devolved so much that are retarded enough to get half face ugly shark tattoos. If the tattoo artist put that sketch anywhere on my body I would tell him to redraw before I would let him ink it. Its scary to of the people who will be taking care of me when I’m old *shudders*.
Sorry, sweetie, it’s real. If I could even begin to offer an explanation, I would, but I can not. Like you, I would not let anyone near my body with as much as a sketch of that thing. To each their own, but damn, that poor shark looks like it is dying of ugliness.
The one above it is cute and with the guitar and heart-shaped sunglasses, gives it more points for me, but the poor thing looks like it’s starving.
The top one, though… I don’t get it. The party shark aspect I get, but what the hell is that in front of its face? A pink, open, clamshell cell phone? A weird lipstick? A .. PENIS? Clamshell lipstick cellphone penis?
I think its supposed to be a noise maker of some sort. The issue I have the first one is more its overall design, specifically the fins, eyes, and gills. Then again I’m somewhat of a perfectionist.
it’s a real tattoo… done in the city I live in
That face one only goes to show that some people are fine without sex…Or a wife, or children, or a life at all for that matter…In this economy, he went from a 50% chance of not getting a job, to a 100% failure of getting a job…! How stupid…At least you know he will not procreate any more baby-tards like himself.
I like how people assume face tattoo= no job or relationship potential. He could be a piercer/tattoo artist, warehouse worker, welder, or whatever. Does it look stupid? well..yes. But it doesn’t automatically mean he’s an unemployed bum. And he very well could have a girlfriend or a wife that isn’t as shallow as you appear to me. A wife and kids doesn’t mean someone has no life, just means they don’t want to live a cookie cutter existence.
I too thought the shark in the top photo was about to chomp a tiny, disembodied penis.
On what body part is #1? Yet another enormous calf? And I say penis to what the shark is poised to chomp.
I kinda thought that someone had got this tattooed on their stump post-shark party time on the lower half of their leg.
I’m not sure if you were referencing it or not, but some guy actually has that on his arm: http://www.forevergeek.com/2009/07/guy_loses_left_arm_to_shark_gets_a_shark_tattoo_on_stump/
My cousin wore a Street Sharks costume one Halloween when we were little. It looked pretty friggin’ ridiculous.
JAWSOME!
We’ve upset the Shoot-Screw-Marry dynamic for giving us two choices, so I am left with no alternative but to shoot two of them. (Trust me, you’ll thank me later.)
Marry party shark. He knows how to have a good time, even if he is about to devour a tiny little penis. (Yes, this was my first thought, too.)
Screw face shark. He’s got impossibly tiny teeth, so I don’t think it’d be painful, which is good, because I’m not into that kinky stuff.
Shoot street sharks, because cartoon fads that have not yet stood the test of time are just plain stupid, and guitar shark, because he looks like the aquatic equivalent of Mick Jagger – sure, he may *sound* good, but one look at his shriveled up countenance tells you he probably should have died about thirty years ago.
The shark playing electric guitar is actually pretty rad.
That face tattoo looks like carnival facepaint. I can’t believe someone actually thought that was a good idea.
ppl who have nothing better to do with there lives then judge other ppl. To make them selves feel better need to do something better with there time!!
the shark with the electric guitar is totally from this go-fish card game i had when i was a kid