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Two bad ideas for the price of one. I can’t tell if the eyes are crossed trying to see that mess that’s going on in between them or if they’re rolling back in their sockets in disgust.
I’m going to go with C.) executed by a cross-eyed tattoo artist.
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“DERP” is what this person was going for, i believe. Or at least that’s what the eyes are saying.
The corset lacing tattoo was Ok. Or the eyes. But dear gods WHY BOTH!?
Yeah, you can see that she just got both done at the same time. ??? I don’t get it at all. How do these two ideas go together?
it boils down to a case of so much fail, so little space for ink…
The “corset lacing” is gonna look pretty funny later, as gravity, uh, takes effect.
Yeah. Everyone’s going to want to tighten those damn laces.
Mmmm… winsauce!
Oooh, tasty!
“My eyes are up h… oh, yeah, nevermind.”
Ha!
^ Good one! ^
So, uhhh, forehead corset?
Forehead corsets are the new botox.
not only crossed but bloodshot, yuck!
It’s because the tatto was just finished when the pic was taken. I hope…..
Honestly, why not get the lacing down the back like all of the other 18 year girls trying to prove to daddy they can do what they want now.
The first thing that to my mind was she will never be able to say “my eye are up here!”. Then again maybe that was the point.
There is absolutely nothing good about this piece. Not one thing.
At least the price of laser removal has come down. Still, she might want to start saving up now.
Ouch! Burn …
^ Exactly what she’ll be saying during said laser removal..
Well just imagine you’re making love to this woman. Then you have these eyes watching you. On the other hand the only reason I can see for this tattoo is never to have sex again.
I think the eyes would be appropriate for titty-fucking.
AHAHAHA! You’re right! That’s *exactly* perfect for titty-fucking. That’s gotta be what it’s for.
For some reason, this makes me wonder how long it’ll be before we see a “make this face” tattoo.
look at it upside down. looks like a pumpkin, or a face…lol… tattoo artist definitely was leaning over the back, you can tell when you look at it upside down…oddly the eyes correct.
I copied the image and rotated it 180° to see what it looked like to me and the impression I got was of a siamese cat who tried to chase a squirrel and ran into a sliding glass back door. Right side up, the eyes remind me of Barbara Streisand.
LOL @ MandyFesto
@ Elizabeth: I can see this picture being used for a “make this face” on Chat Roulette
it’s almost as though she’s seen both of these tattoo ideas on other people and thought they looked good but didn’t understand them. although that would make her implausibly stupid, as there is nothing remotely complex going on in either case. nope, i’m stumped as to why someone would get this combo
A tattoo of a piercing? Odd. Maybe we’ll see a surge of people getting their ears tattooed to look like they have giant diamond studs.
As for the eyes, I can’t top Velius’s comment. I laughed. so. hard. DERP indeed.
not the 1st piercing tattoo on UG. there was someone with nipples tattooed on their buttocks, including a nip-ring.
There also is the chick with the tattoo on her back that could have inspired the lacing in this one, except that it’s much more well done, and probably was a lot more well thought out.
You’re right, I had (mercifully) forgotten about that one!
I saw a girl whose…not really cleavage, but right above it, was pierced the other day. She worked at Target and was the cashier when I checked out. She was wearing a V-necked shirt. The piercing hardware looked a bit like a belly button barbell. All I could think was “Ouch.” That’s not a particularly fleshy area.
In the back of my mind something is telling me that’s known as a Madison … anyone?
A trendy piercing named after a trendy name? I don’t guess that would surprise me. Try finding any girl named “Madison” who was born before the movie “Splash” came out.
Oh honey… what horriblely executed and poorly chosen tattoos to decorate such a sexy and visible part of the body. Were you drunk? Was the tattoo artist drunk?
*horribly, for the mentally anal.
So now good spellers are “mentally anal?” Hmm.
I was going to say that!
I really like the phrase “mentally anal.” Hilarious.
Yeah, misspelled words, why care? Don’t be mentally anal — it’s cool to misspell!
Reely. Speeling is fer fagits.
Damn it all, you beat me to it!
I would feel very uncomfortable sucking on these boobs.
Rexia – you win again.
Well, she can no longer blame guys looking at her chest for “Not looking [her] in the eyes when talking to me” anymore.
Just staring at the eyes makes me cross-eyed >< It's bothering me that the laces are thick until they get tied into a bow and somehow become a thin single thread and ribbon all at the same time, it's like pick one and stick to it.
Remember kids…think REALY hard before you get a tattoo. There’s nothing worse than trying to chase 2-minute trends with something permanent. Otherwise you end up with something like this! I wonder where she’s going to put the “Tapout” logo. Hmmmm….
omg. I have that same bra. *is ashamed*
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