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Let’s Hear it for the Bacon

Well, I’ve already told you guys in no uncertain terms how I feel about bacon, so I’ll just sit back and let these tattoos do the rest of the talking for me.

Bacon Pus

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Bacon is disgusting.

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Bacon is the devil’s work.

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Bacon is made in a manner that involves pigs fucking.

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Bacon bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey is, quite literally, shit. Property of substitution, etc.: bacon = shit, Q.E.D.

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  1. glowworm2k says:

    Gotta love how #4 is getting footloose. Since he’s from the 1980s, that might explain the paler streak that makes it look kinda like the bacon has started to spoil….
    Hmm, I wonder if he can join the Bacon Brothers (http://baconbros.com/)… After all, you can never have too many pork-product-based groupies…

  2. Elizabeth says:

    Ugh, thank you. I hate bacon. The smell of any pork product makes me sick to my stomach, and the sight of bacon gives me the creeps. That first tattoo doesn’t help any.

  3. Recneps999 says:

    The bacon grease on the first one looks more like a pus discharge. Ugh!

  4. K8y says:

    Ugh, the first tattoo is severely infected. That’s disgusting.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      It’s not, and it’s not pus discharge as alleged above. It’s in the peeling stage. All tattoos shed/peel after two to five days (or more in some cases). That one is a good example of how they should look. She just isn’t slathering it in anything made of petroleum products, such as vaseline or antibiotic ointment. Those are great for making them feel better, but they don’t allow the skin to breathe properly because people pile the stuff on. Furthermore, the use of multi-antibiotic ointments are bad for any general use. It’s just asking for a multi-drug-resistant infection. Keeping it clean with a gentle soap and warm water the old fashioned way is the best.
      /rant

      It’s easy to spot the ones who don’t have ink and have never been around anyone right after they did.

      • D.coli says:

        I think they’re referring to the yellow grease (?) tattooed around the bacon, not the texture of the skin that is healing. I would go with mustard–IF it was only a corn-dog tattoo.

      • K8y says:

        I’m sure it’s easy to spot for you, but someone that has both full sleeves and a full back would KNOW that the “grease” surrounding said bacon was originally peeling, and they either A) Picked at it a little too often and irritated the skin around it enough that an infection set in B) Never cleaned it with anti-bacterial soap or never applied lotion originally or C) Nobody taught them how to take care of it and they just left it to dry out, which caused an infection.
        If you’ll notice, through the shadows on the picture, how the skin is largely raised and irritated, it’s an infection, not caused by ink but rather some form of fungus that possibly spread inwards.
        Yes, I’m sure it’s rather easy to spot those who have never had real ink done.

        • mcmetal77 says:

          Real ink? Are you serious? You’ve been watching too many “ink” reality shows. Who knows if it’s infected. There is no way to tell from that horrible image. You’re an idiot.

          • K8y says:

            Do you even know what a real fucking tattoo looks like, moron? Have you ever seen a NEW tattoo heal? You’re probably virgin skinned and too busy watch LA Ink, jacking off to Kat Von D to even know what real ink looks like.

        • Mal says:

          Or it could be a fake tattoo

      • steve peeved says:

        that stuff under the bacon is scabbed bacon grease and a bad match of color to boot.

  5. maggiemayday says:

    Nothing says “Eat Me” like a bacon tattoo.

  6. Johnno says:

    Yep #1 is always gonna look like there’s some kinda disgusting wound on her arm

  7. Amee says:

    I absolutely love bacon, but it belongs on my plate, not my body.

  8. Headtail says:

    Photo #1 makes me want to take a long burning hot shower. And never, ever get a tattoo.

    WTH is going on there???

  9. k says:

    I saw the first one and thought ‘someone likes their bacon dipped in shit? How does that even work?’

  10. EvilIrishPixi says:

    Bacon is by far the best thing since sliced bread (mmm BLT on sliced bread *drools*) but getting it tattooed just screams “I will weigh 400lbs by the time I’m 30 and will be recovering from my 3rd by-pass surgery”

    • DUDE says:

      MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO STOP WITH THE BACON AND TATERS AND GRAVY AND BREAD AND CAKE AND PIE AND AND AND AND… BEFORE U BLOW

  11. SAmua says:

    Fuck yeah! My tattoo made it on an ugly website! I’ll never regret my 666 bacon! It represents a lot of inside jokes and i’m not quite 400 lbs…yet.

  12. Grossed Out says:

    Anyone else thing the dripping fat on the first one looks raise? Dear God, I hope the tattoo artist is very talented, and that the person (A) doesn’t have horrific lumps on their arms or (B) didn’t get body modification swelling inserts as well.

  13. veggie says:

    Aw… The “makin bacon” one is from the game “Pigs” – a classic from my childhood. and I am a vegetarian so the rest are gross.

  14. June girl says:

    That’s the longest arm I’ve ever seen.

    • LL says:

      June girl, I think that an anorexic thigh, not an arm….look at the joint that appears to be a knee…and then look at what appears to be underwear that was pulled down! Gross! lol

    • Rising Sun says:

      I think #1 Is photoshop. Because that Is a very long arm! Good Call!

  15. Grossed Out says:

    Anyone else thing the dripping fat on the first one looks raised? Dear God, I hope the tattoo artist is very talented, and that the person (A) doesn’t have horrific lumps on their arms or (B) didn’t get body modification swelling inserts as well.

  16. Mike says:

    *pedant* The gestation period for a pig is four months. */pedant*

    (Hey, my grandparents were farmers, OK??)

  17. AshCash says:

    OMFG the makin’ bacon one is funny but not to be put permanently on your body…

    Now for the first one, Ugh, I guess 3D tv isn’t enough, they now make 3D tats…(the grease looks 3D whereas the bacon looks flat)…LMAO

  18. meathook says:

    bacon has a place every where! if only it was in your hater mouths maybe you would shut-up!

  19. Liz says:

    I find the second picture disturbing….bacon is not the message….or the bird…but if you look it shows the “number of the beast”…kind of scary..don’t you think?

    • dave says:

      wow you really are that damn stupid, “kind of scary” really the sign of the best in bacon ooooo satan will get you oooo. go pray to your false god

  20. Harbour Rainfall says:

    Gotta love how every submission is anonymoose… way to go..even the poor victims are too embarrassed to admit its them. My advise? Sleeve it.
    Bacon is awesome..wearing a bacon tattoo..no. Just no.

  21. Mikhaila says:

    Why don’t they get these tattoos removed? Oh yeah. Because they are idiots for getting them in the first place.

  22. Mikhaila says:

    You are all idiots for even going on here to look at these pics. WOW.

  23. Anonymous says:

    What a sick world!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tattoes are nothing, but very evil and very disgusting!!!!!!!!

  24. NYPD says:

    What a bunch of stupid people who just like to spend their money on tats. It is the most disgusting thing to do to the human body.

  25. Sam Agrees with Capt. Awesome. says:

    Maybe it was intended to be 3-D. It is possible.

  26. jordan says:

    OMG, Gross, who in there right mine would want a tatoo in the shape of bacon. Come on now, really! and then the shape of the grease around the bacon yuck! That is embarrassing goin around with a tatoo of bacon on your arm…

  27. Trulypierced says:

    The first on is not infected, the picture was just taken during the first few day. During the first weak the tattoo can be very scabby and rough looking. A lot of people call it the peel and heal stage of the tattoo.

  28. gary says:

    bacon spelled backwords is nocab

  29. gary says:

    gee debbie you need a vacation

  30. jamie jagodinski says:

    This is the first (and last) time i have ever posted a comment on any website..ever, but i had to take a second to tell all of you nerdy clowns that no one cares if you dont like bacon or tattoo’s, or any combination of the two. Stop being such huge douchebag’s and go outside for a run, and dont stop or come home untill you realize nobody cares what you think, or who you are, or even if you exist for that matter. All of you punks should get tattoo’s of friends because i am sure that would be the first and only time you can have longterm companionship because noone wants to be around you because you suck at life.
    -jamie

  31. Nancy says:

    Gee….don’t know how I even got here but the realization that this conversation is a total waste of time is scary….I am going to sign up to volunteer to do some good somewhere…thanks for the inspiration

  32. R L Neva says:

    Tatoos are so gross. Any tatoo sucks and will be hated in years to come.

  33. forshy says:

    eew that looks sick

  34. BakinMeSick says:

    Ugh those tattoos are discussing. Especially number 3, pigs having sex to make bacon isn’t the ideal tattoo. And number 2 is something only a devil-worshiper would get. Revolting.

  35. yupyup says:

    Swine is fine. Yum!

  36. Rising Sun says:

    @ Picture #2 I get the 666 part… But why In Bacon? And what’s with the blue bird and stars? Hey Is that Lady GaGa?

  37. Rising Sun says:

    ****** THE NUMBER OF THE BACON ******

  38. Keith says:

    I don’t care for tattoos at all, basically just a modern scarification ritual. The NAZI’s like them for lamp shades.

  39. Renee says:

    All tatoos are hideos IMO. Bacon tattoos are just more hideos than others.

  40. bren says:

    lol……cant even think of a coment for this one!

  41. BO.BO says:

    even though bacon is DELICOUS y would u get a bacon tatoo…personally it would just make me hungry i mite even try to eat the tatoo which is not good

  42. Whatgreendaysaid says:

    (for all the idiots who actually getting heated over this)
    Don’t want to be an American idiot.
    Don’t want a nation under the new media
    And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
    The subliminal mind fuck America.

    Welcome to a new kind of tension.
    All across the alien nation.
    Where everything isn’t meant to be okay.
    Television dreams of tomorrow.
    We’re not the ones who’re meant to follow.
    For that’s enough to argue.

  43. jtini says:

    dem tatoos is a mess

  44. musicfreak1997 says:

    wow so much id like to say after reading through the comments but id never get to the end of it… as for the people who think tattoos are stupid or revolting or to the dumb ass who says we will all hate our tattoos in “years to come” have never met anyone that has a tattoo that actually means something to that person (like the ones i have for the love on my life that passed away) so why dont you all just simply and kindly fuck off

  45. jluna says:

    NOT TO SOUND RACIST OR ANYTHING BUT ONLY A WHITE PERSON WOULD DO SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THIS, LEAVE IT UP TO THE WHITE MAN TO SCREW THEMSELVES OR OTHERS, I.E.SLAVERY, ECONOMY,THE GULF,AND NOW BACON?

    • jgt2598 says:

      You sounded racist. Note: whenever someone starts a sentence with “i’m not racist” or “not to sound racist” they are probably about to say some real racist s**t.

    • RICHARD says:

      IT AINT WHITE IT IS OLIVE AND IS IN AMERICA WAKE UP SLEEPER OR THEY WILL WAKE U

  46. dean says:

    you are sick people. Bacon is loved in America and hated by extremists. why do you hate bacon? jerk.

  47. jgt2598 says:

    You don’t like bacon!?!? Wow, that’s sad, maybe you should go kill your self and make the world a little happier.

  48. RICHARD says:

    SO WHY DONT U JUST COOK THE PIG TILL DONE


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