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Magically Delicious!

This Vag is Magically Delicious!

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I’ve stared at this for about an hour now, asking myself what exactly it is that I’m looking at. And then the answer came to me: I don’t want to know.

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  1. Cavalcade says:

    You’re looking at a leprechaun giving birth.
    I think.

  2. Elizabeth says:

    “You got lucky?”

  3. Muireann says:

    I feel a bit ill looking at that lol, don’t know if it’s cause I am irish and sick of seeing leprechauns or just that the tattoo is disturbing in general lol.

    • Noelegy says:

      A coworker brought St. Patrick’s Day cookies to work with cartoonish leprechauns on them, and with a straight face in front of everyone else, I said, “I am offended by this obvious racial stereotype!” I was kidding, but I still know what you mean.

  4. Saffyra says:

    My real question is, what part of the body are we looking at?! I have a guess, but it almost just looks like a bunch of skin, can’t really tell which patch of skin is which body part lol

  5. Jam says:

    Looks more like the hatching of a maggot from the rare magical Irish bot fly to me.

  6. That Girl says:

    Win ^

  7. Melissa says:

    And with magic red fumes coming off it as well.

  8. May says:

    Just add some yellow dots and it could be this smelly thing.

    http://greenbuildingelements.com/files/2009/02/800px-09_rafflesia.png

  9. Chloe says:

    …where on the body is this?…

    • May says:

      Looks to me like it’s on a guys left shoulder. Not sure though.

      Although it might be a little more disturbing if this was on a woman…

      • Anna Rexia says:

        I’m kinda confused. I see the arm pit, and it looks like left front shoulder, but then in the background, it looks like their neck to the front, which would make the tattoo on their rear-right shoulder. Maybe they’re twisted? The tattoo sure is.

        • Envy says:

          I think it’s the front of their left shoulder, right under the collar bone.

          • April says:

            I’d say this too. I think the perception is screwed up because the dudes arm is up, making the collarbone muscle stick out and pull on the pec.

  10. Noelegy says:

    It’s the Lucky Charms leprechaun crossed with a little chest-burster Alien DNA.

  11. Denice B says:

    I still have nightmares about the episiotomy….

  12. Anna Rexia says:

    Always after me Lucky Charms. They’re vagically delicious!

  13. faithish says:

    Yech. This is made doubly tragic by the fact that the “Lucky” character is actually pretty well-drawn. I always wonder when I see something like this if somewhere there’s an tattoo artist who wakes up in the middle of a night in a cold sweat because of things he’s inked on people.

  14. faithish says:

    *the night…

  15. murky says:

    Really. Because THAT nasty-ass thing looks more like a fetal pig’s heart I turned inside out.

  16. dbones says:

    Maybe a Jeff McEnery fan? (Relevant part at the 2-minute mark)

    • the butter inner says:

      I’m getting behind this explanation, since my brain likes things to make sense. At least I can pretend that this is the reason, since it’s the best one I’ve heard so far.

  17. Fazebot says:

    I can’t believe no one’s mentioned a thing about having a little Irish in you….:D

  18. tattoo-parlour says:

    this looks to be a Nick Baxter tattoo.. and i doubt he regrets any of the tattoos he has inked..

    seriously, look at his site! http://www.nickbaxter.com

  19. Drew says:

    Lucky appears to be summoning Cthulu.

  20. OboeNinja says:

    The part that concerns me the most about that is the red vapours being emitted. Is it possible to experience menstruation in gaseous form?

  21. dcb15 says:

    Is that Lucky Charms character coming out of a vag or something? LOL WTF!

  22. redstick says:

    Just doesn’t look like a vag. The artist is too good to have made anatomical mistakes. It looks more like a wound of some sort; note the cut or tear at the upper right (and, no, it’s not an episiotomy, that would be below) — maybe we’re talking c-section here.

    Also, the little critter is not so much EMERGING as he is CONDENSING.

    Could this guy be covering a shoulder wound with a bit of the auld whimsey, now? Can’t see any scarring….

    • redstick says:

      …and what’s this thing going to look like when he lowers his arm?

      What the Hell — I’m going below; take the helm Scotty….


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