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Well guys, I spent yesterday at a bridal shower, so naturally that means that I got inappropriately tanked was up late giggling with my girlfriends over iced tea. If there’s one thing I could use this morning, it’s heroin a steaming hot cup of joe.
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The question is whether to get off my lazy ass and go down the street to buy an overpriced cup of caffeinated BP oil spill or stay here and endure the steaming brown water known as Office Coffee.
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Actually, now that I think about it, my time might be best spent taking a nap under my desk. Abstinence from being awake is the only 100% effective way to prevent me shivving one of my coworkers.
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can i just screw them all and then shoot them all?
or is that not how this game works?
Even the dude in pic 3??
well if i close my eyes really tight….
heh
Okay, finally one I can play along with.
Shoot: #3. I can live without him. He’s a guy, so that rules out screw or marry (even a celibate marriage wouldn’t work, ‘cuz I’d cheat on him with his sister).
Screw: #2. I can close my eyes tight, too, or just squint when the tattoo is in view.
Marry: #1. I’m not sure, but I think that shot may be a “sit on my face” (Kahlua, Frangelico, Baileys), so I’m down with that (see what I did there? Hah!). Plus, I love coffee. I can deal with the green glow. It’s funkylicious!
to be perfectly frank, upon learning that #3 was a descendants reference, i can comfortably screw #3 too. can’t believe i missed it myself. i was more of a bad religion guy, i guess.
The Descendents have a song called Coffee Mug and the opening lyrics are “Mug Mug Mug.”
That’s why it says, “I don’t need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-on my coffee mug” if you hover over that tattoo.
coffee mug, my liquid drug of choice, there’s too many hooks, and they’ve got too much voice, so for the moment, we’re all pretty good to go, with 98 cups, and 98 more to go!!
:O ….you mean there’s even MORE hidden wit?!!?! i have missed out on so much in life…..
me likes that song.
I’m tellin ya, this place had ruined me(I gotta blame someone). I saw little brown vulvas at first sight.
The second one, Miss Starbuck is lookin a hot mess!
#3, I’d like to know why it says mug. Shouldn’t it be coffee? I guess it doesn’t have to be coffee. Maybe he just really really likes mugs
Mug Mug Mug
http://tinyurl.com/mzw8xt
Thanks! I knew of them but alas, I am old and just like an hourglass, pebbles of information are slowly trickling from my brain.
Is Matlock on??Where’s my mush?
“mug mug mug” sounds like “glug glug glug.” in my tummy.
its a reference to an old Descendants song.
Maybe he is a mug!
You SHANK with a SHIV. Shank is the verb & Shiv is the noun, just an FYI
I did this tattoo… It is referencing The Descendent song “Mug Mug Mug”. I’m so stoked it made it to this web site. Hell ya!
why does the medusa-serpentmonster-starbucks mermaid have an apple in her stomache?
A COFFEE MUG! GONNA CLEAR AWAY THE HAZE! LIQUID PROOF, THAT I CAN WIN THIS RACE!
Settle down, Beavis.
coffee mug, the drip that keeps me tall, my interlink, keeps me questioning all!
… pretty much best thing to scream in the morning to put you in a f*cking rage. f*cking love the descendents
I don’t need no booze or drugs I just chug-a-lug my coffee mug!
Love the Descendents!
I have a descendents tattoo that no one gets as well. I feel for this guy. Love the descendents! awsome tattoo.
#2 is quite lovely in a 1600s map “here be sarpents” kind of way. Not in any way related to the Starbucks mermaid.
The coffee in the third tattoo looks more like mud or melted chocolate or something. Had it been more coffee-looking I would have loved it! :3
Love the first one.
A Black Russian does not separate like that, nor is it usually served like that in a shot glass; normally, it is served in a rocks glass, on the rocks. The coffee beans around the shot glass should indicate that it involves coffee liqeur.
I’m pretty sure it’s a B52, as we call it in Sweden. (I have no idea if it has a different name in other countries)
That means that there’s kalúa in the bottom, baileys on that, and sometimes a little cointreau at the very top so you can set fire to it before drinking it.
I love it!
I would like to think that the Mug Mug Mug, might be an obscure reference to the punk band “Circle Jerks” and not just a crappy banner
its the Descendents idiot
The two-tailed mermaid is from old European folklore, it is a variation of a water spirit called a ‘melusine’.
MUG LIFE?
i got this reference right away an actually laughed aloud.
@ renee…as opposed to a “new” Descendents song?