Submitted by: Lauren A via Submission Page
I guess this would come in handy (see what I did there?) when people ask you stupid questions. And yet, I can’t help but think that—regardless of Google’s current market share—tech-themed tattoos are the old-man–earring of tomorrow: they’re going to make you look dated. Just ask my Ask Jeeves tramp stamp (and he’ll answer with something totally unrelated to what you’re looking for).
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knuckle tats should, in general, be avoided. if you have to have one then stick to 4 letter words. i read this tat as “goog” and “leit”.
is that a new german band? “hey man, you heard the new goog leit song: ‘was ist das’?”
I love that song!
methinks the lady doth protest too much.
ie: sounds like someone has some bad knuckle tats.
bahahaha. well I loved the comment…i could totally see it as a german band!
best freaking comment ever on this site. EVER.
I can’t get over the belt buckle
The belt buckle + tattoo + caption and such with this post = priceless. I mean… really… they’re already dating themselves with an original Nintendo controller belt! They’ve probably got a cabbage patch signature on their ass too!
Agreed, few things say ‘irrepressible geek’ like a like a video game controller themed belt buckle.
I think I have that belt buckle… AND those pants. Does this make my a bad person?
Oops, I meant “me”. I’m not an idiot! Just tired! Atleast, I don’t really think I’m an idiot.
“Nien goog leit ist voll mit Scheiße.”
If this person uncurled his (?) fingers, you’d see DUMB TOOL on the next section of his/her fingers.
It goes quite nicely with the Nintendo belt.
Bwahahahaha! on the “Ask Jeeves” tramp stamp and the new Goog Leit song! Definitely making me rethink my plans to get a Twitter bird tattoo.
Love this time-sucking website for the best comments, people. Thank you!
I was gonna give it a thumbs down just because of the belt buckle!
Does he have Hot Topic branded on his a$$?
No, it’s on his forehead.
i was in the scene that bore the current retard hipster scene. i am glad i grew up before i could be consumed by the current generation’s mass idiocy. sadly, this stupid tattoo is probably gonna get this jackass laid
I just keep envisioning a generation of old men with giant floppy ear lobes.
But when they sing, “do your ears hang low?” to their grandkids, they’ll be able to act it out.
I had to tell a kid I know yesterday that he shouln’t do this to himself. My urging was sadly overruled by douche hipster friends of his.
“…overruled by douche hipster friends…”. I love you. Thank you for that jewel.
I like you even more now. I wouldn’t say you grew up, but that you outgrew being a trendoid. You can tell it’s even passe for trendsters and hipsters when even thinkgeek no longer sells an item. They do still sell the Zelda ocarinas, but as soon as they say “limited quantity” they’ll be sold out.
Glad to know there’s others that outgrew such an all consuming, massively generic trend. It’s nice to think for yourself again, amirite? It’s sad basing the way you dress, think, and act on others, even worse, claiming to be an individual all the while. I wasn’t nearly as bad as this guy or half the tools I see out there. Ruining your body with ugly tattoos and shocking piercings just to end up showing everyone how mindless and impressionable you are. And I bet you will NEVER see some scene/hipster mess like this claim to like any console past SNES or NES, they’re too cool and old school for any modified games with more variety and intensified graphics. B) Allllright, that’s my rant for the day.
Coulda done without the shadows. Makes it look blurry.
He needs to stop wearing his sisters pants. ‘Specially if he wants to make babies later in life.
The goal is to KEEP them from procreating, isn’t it?
That is what gives me hope – that all those hipsters with the super-tight skinny jeans (I don’t think you’re allowed to call yourself a hipster unless you’re like super skinny) will kill off enough of their swimmers that they won’t taint the gene pool.
LOL! I got a “comment waiting moderation.” That seems to only happen when I go on a cursing spree or use a computer outside the home. So either my IP address just got updated, or something triggered the censor. I’m gonna laugh if it was the word “taint.”
Oh I’m sure it taint.
It wasn’t. I used the word in my second post and it didn’t trigger anything. Musta been a change in IP or just something weird.
Is this the kind of tat you get in Nerd prison?
Lol
Those are my pants, I am a female, and that belt buckle rules.
The pants are fine. The belt buckle is cool. It’d be cooler if it was still functional and made wireless. But the drop shadows on the tattoo are done wrong and look like shit.
I’ll be sure to remember that next time, thanks!
i’m sorry your shitty tattoo will be deemed completely irrelevant and passe in 10 years time? just waitin’ for the corporate buy-out……
jeez ben, what will I do then when people don’t approve of my life choices? oh yeah, not give a shit and keep being awesome.
y’all are cute with your little hate quips.
Oh my OMG!!! this person is soooo cool! don’t know what you all are talking about…? this is pop art at its finest! if she had a neck tattoo i would dask her on a date!
hahaha I love you!
its a girl. I’ve seen this before. She’s also got a portrait of Conan on her leg. Badass.
Is this a twilight reference?
For the record, the person with these tattoos is a girl and she is the most bad ass person you will ever meet.
Ha. I totally put this up a couple months ago. I love that it got on the main page so that Jessica could put commentary to it! This is actually my friend’s tattoo (who is a very sexy red headed lady by the way..not a guy). She is apprenticing to become a tattoo artist, and has quite a few tats. She’s a fun chick, and she has a few Nintendo themed tattoos (hence the belt), and even has a Conan O’Brian tat (which I also posted here around the same time)! She is a really hard core person and she’s totally fun! I have tattoos myself and in my opinion, as long as you are seriously into whatever you get inked onto your body, there is nothing wrong with it (even if its a possible passing fad). Google is one of the most powerful corporations in the world…if anything, its kind of inspirational!
hahahahaa Lauren. Thanks?
haha.. i wondered if you would see this! i didnt even think about you maybe not wanting me to put it on here until after i already posted it (im a turd and i act on impulse)… anyway, i heart it…it makes me giggle.
im glad you have a happy face and not a kill lauren face!
meh. I eat hate for breakfast and shit excellence. I’ll probably subsequently sell some art for all this internet luvinz.
There’s nothing wrong with getting tattoos of passing fads? Finally i can be proud of my koosh ball tat.
No one’s mentioning the chained wallet? Really? That is easily the douchiest thing going on here.
I wonder if there’s anyone out there with an “RTFM” tat?
Why, yes. Yes there is.
Not on the fingers, but it’s there.
I’m gonna need a t-shirt with RTFM on it. I mean if you really feel so strongly about it, why put it inside your lip? Why not on your forehead?
He lost the manual to his head.
I know this person and she is a girl. Silly tattoo but she has lots of silly tattoo, including the good and bad characters of Super Mario.
For the record, the person with these tattoos is a girl and she is the most awesome person you will ever meet.
There’s so much jealousy in these comments. I actually know the person with this tattoo, and you guys wish you could be half as creative as her.
FUCK YEAH ENCARTA CD ROM!! as i young nerdlet i was very entertained by… looking up things in the encylopedia… that seems so much sadder now that its in print.
but see… im a nerd with tattoos, but i dont have tattoos of the GOOGLE LOGO. i have badass comic book and art tattoos…. still nerdy, but nerdy/awesome.
NIIICE! BUUUUUT mines better!!!
If this person is a reference librarian, I’ll vote yes for the tat.
To all those who know this girl (especially the “friend” who posted it):
Do you not realize this is posted on a site called UgliestTattoos.com??? Derp derp
NO WAI
Oh an apprentice?! wow! There’s never been a tattoo apprentice that rushed into getting parts of their body tattooed without thinking about MAYBE, they might fail…in this case this dudeladygirlman wtf ever has already failed at life.
Great idea getting your hands tattooed before you actually have a job. Great idea dude. Stop acting like you don’t care about society approving since you’re on here “attempting” to defend your self. Really? you don’t care? You have man hands and if you are a “woman” you have no hips.
Man, I really couldn’t get past those huge hitchhiker thumbs. Between that and the lack of hips I seriously hope this person isn’t a woman. Is that a switchblade sticking out underneath the ring finger of the right hand?
I see the hipster is totally ready to defend their civil liberties and right to be an idiot. Best hope that tat job works out or you can flash your goog leit tattoo during all your future interviews to prove that you’re a special snowflake and creative.
fucking high five Vid!
ha I love that people come on the site to defend their fad/terrible tattoos. And if its a “she,” she has man hands.
So we all know what happend now. Tattoo apprentice really wanted knuckle tats really really bad and spent two whole days thinking of something to get and then came up with this. What a good idea!
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