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Submitted by: Julia N via Submission Page
So it turns out that co-opting a soft drink slogan to hang over your nether regions like a neon Open sign isn’t just for boys. Sisters are do-the-Dewing it for themselves!
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I knew they had teeth. But now they talk too?
Uh my god, how on earth could she do this???
yeah I don’t know….this makes no sense.
In that case, maybe she can get it made “family friendly” by adding a large tattoo of a cat beside the pop can…
Her parents must be so proud. Can you imagine what the family reunions down by the lake are like? She doesn’t strike me as the kinda girl that avoids skimpy bikinis simply because creepy Uncle Jim is there…
judging by the way she turned out, im guessing her parents WOULD be proud of this. “yeah we’re so proud of lil Tiffani, she gets twice the dollar bills down at the Pink Taco since she got her tat.”
WIN
I’ve never seen her at the Pjnk Taco.
“i”!
lol!
BAAAAHAHAAAAA!!! I fecking LOVE pink taco jokes! You are alright.
BAHA. Uncle Jim’s probably already seen her pink taco. He paid for the tattoo.
tattoos like this make me think that she probably has daddy issues or parents that are just as trashy
sooo i don’t think she’d be much of a shock at a family reunion
we frum the country we luv god,jesus,amerika,”w.” and each otha in a spezial kin’ uv way,ya know
“and why is someone pouring soda onto the words?”
Maybe she could pitch for ironic obsolescence by adding a ‘Wassup’ :-/
lol
And why the Sprite? Is there some sexual innuendo to lemon-lime soft drinks I don’t know about? Is this like a green M&M thing?
It’s a play on Sprite’s old advertising slogan, “Obey Your Thirst”.
sadly, i kind of like the nike idea. that’s what this site has done to me.
Close enough, dude.
horrifying
that is just nasty
God please help me but… i Like it… actually i love it!!
I kind of like it too, it’s creative, it’s pretty well done and although it’ll never last, look horrible through a pregnancy, blah, blah, blah, I think it’s hot.
Best comment of the week, Simon!
*blush*
I’d like to think she just really really loves cats…or something.
Boy, the folks in the nursing home are going to love changing her diaper.
hee hee hee hee hee………
lolz
Yeah, that’s what I thought, it’s sort of pretty short-term thinking really, I’m trying not to imagine what that will look like aged 94.
Now don’t imagine that same image if she had twins and a cesarean somewhere along the way.
There’s no room for role-play. It’s like she always has the rule book out and on page 134, “Says here, I get to be the domineering vulva again tonight; sorry dude.”
Naturally tart = Sour Puss ???
Perhaps her love juices flow freely like pouring a can of Sprite? I would have to guess that they don’t taste the same though…
HAHAHAHA! Shoulda been a Tuna Can!
Sorry, I’ll go yank my head outta the gutter now….
EWWWWWW LOL
It’s not even a nice Sprite can. Why does it look like she has a dime over the “sy”? This just ….egh.
Something about her screams, “I’M GOING TO TRY AND STEAL ALL BOYFRIENDS AND HUSBANDS!!!”
ehhhhh, that’s a bubble
O.k. the tattoo is horrible, but what i’m seeing is a nice bod,.. i might obey for at least one night.. just to try it.
lol…
Don’t worry; by the time she’s married and has kids and they’re old enough to read, the words on that tat will no longer be even close to legible.
Maybe it will look kind of like “QuibgoMmuyuoPu55uy”
How long do you think it’ll take her kids to learn to read?
I’m only asking because she ‘looks’ like the type of girl who will be popping out a little bastard at about age 17.
And she doesn’t seem like the marrying type.
armchair diagnosis: histrionic personality disorder
Win for the Dx……horrible tattoo.
I’m guessing that diagnosis could apply to most people who have a tattoo featured on this site.
After a few years that can of Sprite will look like a 2 liter bottle!
How f’in drunk…? Wow.
WIN.
Ew. Fail.
hahaha, love it.
Not only the tattoo – The piercing looks crappy too. Is it just me or is it somewhat obliquely? Ewww in any ways!
It’s off. It looks like it possibly got infected or torn, causing it to migrate to the right. Otherwise, someone seriously needs to reconsider their hopes of a career in piercing people.
I imagine she is a clear candidate for “butter face.”
I can’t stop looking at the pubes that are crawling up to the “my”! God, at least shave you classy beast!
Once again, the font of the classless!
Wow… every day I wake up trying vainly NOT to hate my species further… and then I see something like this. I have my neck, head, and face completely tattooed, full sleeves/chest/back… and I’m sitting here thinking, “What the FUCK–?!” I can’t count how many young females I try to talk out of stomach tattoos because of that whole pesky birthing thing, and this vapid twat gets a memo about as subtle as artillery all the way across her belly? All I can see is the C-section scar slicing right through it after she’s squeezed out her obligatory crack-trailer litter, and the pooched and stretched belly flab distending all the way across… now THERE’S an image!
Don’t hold back Michael-tell us how you really feel!
I never understand it either-at least make it an awesome tattoo, not one that screams “young stupid trailer trash whose parents let them do whatever they want”
This…everything he typed is perfect.
This is why I’ve been planning ALL my tattoos for the past 3 years.
Got my first a month ago, luckily I got what I have now instead of oh..I don’t know, the words twin cities on my wrist like every 18 year old here.-_-
I… Will… Obey…
Im the only one who finds this tattoo amazingly amazing.
lol..wait…you WANT this women to reproduce??? and be responsible for another living thing???
Lol, reminds me of the 1970′s Coke poster- “Feel the Curves”
I hope she gets pregnant and needs a C-section.
hahahaha! i bet she will!
yes, master…
Holy fuck woman……