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Peggy the Boggle Champ

Peggy Hill, Boggle Champion

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Oh god, I’m so torn. I’ve always hated King of the Hill, but I LOVE Boggle. How am I to pass judgment on this tattoo if I can’t reconcile my feelings about these two very unimportant things?!

Help me, dear readers:

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  1. Greg says:

    She seems to have a bad rash. And short arms.

    • elg3 says:

      And will shortly be much hairier than the TV version.

      • Exodog says:

        BOGGLE!
        DALLAS … SALAD!

        For the love of GOD please WATCH THIS VIDEO. This tattoo is made infinitely cooler by it.

        • Cait says:

          Funny, I tried to watch it and just became nauseated… must be the idiocy of remixing King of the Hilll rubbing off and corrupting system files in my head.

    • Vori says:

      Her arms may be short, but it could also be because of an extreme closeup photo on a curved surface.
      This tattoo is fresh and probably completed less than two hours before this photo was taken. The “bad rash” you’re seeing is the guy’s skin irritation and swelling from the tattoo process. All tattoos look like this for a few hours after finishing.

  2. ameh says:

    Pretty darn awesome if you ask me. But no one is going to ask me… so I shall keep that opinion to myself… or… just the internet.. either way!
    Why does her earring go so much over her face that it could connect to a nose piercing?

    • embarrassedineldorado says:

      this is the winniest win of all win time…and peggy’s lookin’ GOOD. this is one of those shows that just keeps getting funnier and funnier to me, and this tattoo is a beautiful testament to it.

      • ben says:

        well we finally found something we agree on! took long enough

        • embarrassedineldorado says:

          yea, it was bound to happen sooner or later:)

          • ben says:

            you hate the obligatory cheez burger poll too?? poor jessica, ashamed that she’s had to sell out like this, but likely getting at least a little coin for doing so. guess she deserves it, though. she’s oftentimes more entertaining than the tat itself

            • Anna Rexia says:

              You two make me wanna have a group hug. I hope y’all wore deodorant.

              I did notice that her right earring is a little off, but other than that, this is a fantastic tattoo! It looks like it’s covering a light birthmark where her right arm is, but look, everyone – she has FINGERS and FEET. Hot damn!

              I also voted, not only because I’m a geek and a nerd and I love King of the Hill, but also in case it does give Jessica some kinda brownie points. I even turn off ad blocker here sometimes.

              • master baiter says:

                Yeah! She’s got FINGERS! AND feet! Yeah!! Well, that makes it into HIGH ART!!!

              • master baiter says:

                I don’t own a TV, I have to confess. In any case I live in another country, where these high-class offerings are not existing.

              • Jessica says:

                You guys. I love you guys. Also I’m drunk. But for what it’s worth, I just wanted to see what would happen if I pushed the little “poll” button. Had I known all this time that there was a special Poll Bonus, I would have been posting these fuckers eighty times day.

                Maybe you all are thinking about a pole bonus? I’m not sure how things work at your jobs.

  3. Squirrelbutter says:

    Two words: daisy dukes!

  4. e. says:

    What’s to hate about King Of The Hill? Peg Leg is awesome.

    • ben says:

      my roommate, for some unknown reason, does not like the show at all but watches it every night. he talks shit on it, but when he goes to bed i can hear it on the tv in his room. i’m like “wtf? poser!”

  5. mateop says:

    haha this is great! I love KotH, and Peggy’s hilarious. I’m so glad somebody got–
    Wait, this is a picture on their body? Permanently?
    $@*%!ng moron…

  6. Allie says:

    Love it, hate it, it’s still a regret waiting to happen.

  7. monkeydragon says:

    word games, nerd dames; rule
    to each their own tattoo choice
    judgeth not lest ye…

  8. Not Quite... says:

    Maybe it was supposed to be Peggy, but instead they got Daria.

  9. Eris says:

    Now I have to wonder what’s on his other arm. I’m going with Hank Hill in a G-string with a propane tank.

  10. Kev says:

    Does she have 3 breasts in the cartoon?

    • faithish says:

      Glad I’m not the only one who noticed the triple-boob. Other than that, though, it’s mostly well-drawn (aside from the feet – they look rather lazily done). I love King of the Hill, so this tattoo is semi-win for me. Win in that it’s just plain fun, but fail in the sense that I’d never date a guy who wore it.

  11. Lucky_Cat says:

    Peggy’s feet should be bigger, otherwise I love this.

    • ben says:

      in-depth knowledge of king of the hill FTW!!!

      • Noelegy says:

        You know, that always puzzled me about KotH. They made frequent references to the size of her feet, but her feet were always portrayed as appearing of average size.

        I liked KotH because as a native Texan (like creator Mike Judge), I appreciated that it was a pretty realistic view of small-town Texan life without being mean-spirited.

    • Sheryl says:

      That was my first thought, too. Peggy has some bodacious feet. Remember the beauty pageant episode? She had to duct tape her feet to fit into the shoes lol.

  12. Whatevertron says:

    If I ever walked away from a shop with a tattoo that would up getting that infected, me and my tattoo artist would have words. And by ‘words’, I mean a fist fight.

    Also, Peggy kind of looks like she has a third boob hanging out under her right armpit. Not sexy.

    • Krista says:

      Her right arm looks really…scaly. Is that a reaction to the ink, or does this guy have scabies?

      • Whatevertron says:

        Someone more knowledgeable about tattoos can feel free to correct me, but it looks to be infected. At the same time, it really doesn’t make much logical sense for the artist to tattoo a skin tone on top of someone’s skin, so I don’t see why the area in her arm *would* be infected.

        • Envy says:

          I think infections are more red and scabby, IMO. I want to say it’s a reaction to the ink (an allergy of some sort), but he doesn’t seem to be having the same reaction anywhere else.

          (that being said, if you look at the rest of her skin, there is some shading on it, so I do believe there would be ink on her arm. I just can’t figure out _why_ it’s only her arm that’s doing that).

  13. D.coli says:

    Peggy, Sarah—-Sarah, Peggy. Hard to say, but I just can’t see Peggy wearing something so provocative.

    http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/01/28/i%E2%80%99d-rather-have-a-levi-johnston-tattoo/

  14. Lorna says:

    Is it wrong that the thing that I noticed first is that the letter between the H and the V on the Boggle board is incorrect? If it’s a ‘b’, Boggle letters are uppercase, otherwise it’s a dyslexic ‘p’. Grrr!

  15. oscarquella says:

    I’m really annoyed that the “P” tile is backwards! Grrr.

  16. ben says:

    p.s. this is a guy. i know we all often disagree on the sex of the person being tatted but wow. wow. this couldn’t be more obvious.

  17. Zla'od says:

    Isn’t this Peggy’s head on top of Luanne’s body?

  18. TheSiren'sEye says:

    There’s some more (albeit lighter) scaliness on her right thigh and foot. I’m guessing this dude’s skin is more sensitive than it looks and he got a rash from shaving and inking.

  19. hugh g. rection says:

    kudos on spelling “whoo yeah ” with the boggle letters. (peggy’s catch phrase) don’t know if anyone else caught that.

  20. Marc says:

    King of the Hill is my favorite animated show, ever. So, I could never express anything but a nodding appreciation for the worst KOTH tattoo.

    I don’t think this is the worst possible tattoo, though it needs a Hank Hill partner, on the other arm to maintain cosmic balance.

    Why no Luanne tattoos?

  21. Dallas says:

    The “P” tile is killing me..

  22. TH says:

    I know the person who has this. Awesome!

  23. Alexvx says:

    The tattoo now looks completely different, i had an allergic reaction to her skin pigment and now she looks like a fucking Guido. so to make it look more bad ass, she had tattoos allover her body. just to name a few, a heart with Hank’s initials, skull and cross bones,an anchor, dagger, snake, and the words “R.I.P. L.P.” LP becaue Luanne’s voice was played by Brittany Murphy and she just died…

  24. Joe says:

    This tattoo was done by the guy who has done most of mine. I noticed the 3rd tit thing after everyone said it but never thought anything of it til now.

  25. [...] I don’t know . . . When I hear “thug life,” I always think of Peggy. [...]

  26. Rusty Shakleford says:

    Your analysis of tattoos are usually spot on, but you just totally missed the mark on this one. Peggy is a Boggle champion! And what a way to commemorate personal traits of fictional characters! How can you “HATE” King of the Hill? Usually people who say that aren’t quite bright enough to appreciate the humor, but you seem like a smart cookie, who what gives? This guy is a winner for this tattoo. It made my day. (Although, yes, it is a bit Daria-esque, and there does seem to be more than two knockers in her blouse, but still a win.)


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