Submitted by: ratemyink via Submission Page
Remember when you were little and your mom and dad taught you to put together the border pieces of your jigsaw puzzle first, and then start in on the middle pieces? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON’T DO THAT.
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It’s not _terrible_ for a self-made tattoo (which I’m assuming it is due to the shade of blue used), but…. D= I’d never be able to sleep with her, despite how nice her breasts might have actually been before she got this put on them.
It’s puzzling me (hehehe) why you would want such a tattoo… I mean, either it’s covered by your bra or it is in plain, ugly sight.
Y’know how we ar always talking about stretch marks and how a tattoo will look when you get older? There may be no stretch marks, but there sure as hell is a stretchy tattoo!
DAAAYYYUMM!
Hope her nips don’t have little hairs, it’s gonna hurt when you pull that tape off.
Hairs or not, I believe that is electrical tape not only is it going to pull off sensitive skin but leave a lot of gummy residue- OUCH! and Ewww!
Bwaaaahahahaha!
Lord help me, this is all I could think too, “Electrical tape? OUCH!” , then I saw the tattoo.
Worse than stretch marks, it makes her boobs look VEINY! GAH!!! MY EYES!!!
Wow what a shame to ruin a nice rack
Oh, no. I’m sure this idea seemed a lot cooler when it was still on paper…
And when she was still drunk….
Why do I imagine this is a Facebook post and one of the comments is, “Stop putting pictures of your tattoo on here, Grandma!!!!!!”
This is horrible. The puzzle pieces aren’t even straight some of the pieces curve awkwardly. Not to mention, is this supposed to be in the shape of a bra? If so, why is the piece in the middle so high up? Any of my bras have the connecting material down lower you know for like support. Don’t worry though you can easily cover it up with another horrible tat of say a lake or an ocean or something. Let’s hear it for another ten dollar tat done in a friends basement.
The top started okay, but then it looks like the artist got bored or tired half way through and said “screw it, my buzz is wearing off, let’s get this over with”.
Suzi, that’s what bugs me the most about this one. The middle connector is waaay too high (as was the “artist,” I’m sure). If they filled it in further down, it might … oh hell, nothing is going to fix this mess.
Danielle, I couldn’t agree with you more!
Why do I have the feeling that the middle section *used* to be properly positioned, but time has taken a nasty toll. Would explain why the pieces nearer the nipples are oddly stretched and shaped as well.
The lines are bugging me too. Either this is an old tattoo and sagging has taken it’s toll…or no one thought out the planning before hand (and doing jigsaw pieces on a rounded surface means planing is a HUGE thing to think about).
part of me wonders if this tattoo was done a decade ago….that would account for the much larger, misshapen pieces on her breasts….lol you gotta love gravity.
in that case. why wasn’t the tat filled in with colour? or did she become too broke to get it finished?
How did they do this?? Was she sitting up? You pretty much know she wasn’t laying down cause those babies would be floppin’ all over. It’s sad looking!
she ruined a perfectly good set of boobs..what shame : (
I look at this and think … why?
That is all.
seriously people??? this is a “perfectly good set of boobs?” damn, i mean my standards are pretty damn low (i’ve been called “indiscriminate” on my occasions – some of them self-professed) but lordy these look like the knockers of a 50 year old. a 50 year old with a REALLY SHITTY tattoo covering her entire breasts! thumbs waaaay down!
Yeah maybe this was a perfectly good set o’ boobs 30 years ago when she got the tat and all the puzzle pieces were the same size.
LOL yeah notice she’s HOLDING THEM UP and they’re STILL saggy as hell!
umm fyi most big breasted womens boobs do not stick straight out from her chest. im a DD and there is really nothing you can do about it. that is just how they are made. and she is not holding them up, she is pushing them forward so that you can see all of the tatoo
DD, huh? soooo….tell me a little more about yourself
wow.
Even the fake ones will drop over time. They’ll still look like Snoball cupcakes, but a bit lower.
ew
ZOMG mindbleach plz… that is one of the freakiest looking human beings I have ever seen. Google offered to translate the page to English for me, but I don’t think I really want to know what it says. I’ve suffered enough.
Why, oh, why did I click the link?
LOL i know this. come on, you know me by now melissa. it’s all about the gasp and “oh no he did NOT” i like the lovely lady humps (oh yeah, I WENT THERE) of all varieties. fake, real, big, small. they’re all wonderful in my eyes
but i do still maintain this woman is no less than 40. i would know, i’m a bit of a couger hunter
I agree. My partner (25 years old) is a D and there’s nothing you can do, they will sag. She is very self-conscious and wears sports bras a lot to keep the sagging to a minimum… but when they’re big and real, they will sag no matter what the age.
Guys have no idea. If your testicles were the size of grapefruits, of course your sack would be sagging. Now how would you like it if we asked for big balls and then got picky about their sagginess. Not really fair, is it?
Yup, DD here too. And I say no way that set is on a 50 yr. old. She has a decent set, and at that size they can hardly be ‘perky!’ I say thrust forth and be proud, but ditch the sharpie. It looks dumb.
yet another instance of ruining a perfectly good _____________ with a perfectly bad tattoo
thank you! im so tired of having people think that just cuz theya re that size, they must stick straight up lol but you can prevent from goin uber saggy by a good bra.
Dude. What a fucked up misogynistic thing to say.
Eh those boobs aren’t so bad really. The tattoo however.. yeah its hideous and hopefully has a good story behind it, otherwise its just lame.
….and if those tatas keep heading south, many of those puzzle pieces are gonna end up the size of our more rectangularly shaped mid-western states.
omg, horrible
Maybe she was hoping to impress “The Enigma” http://www.bellaonline.us/~bodyart/tv/enigma.jpg
hilarious
That was the first thing I thought of…. “Enigma already did this…”
I’m wondering if he did the tattoo itself. I know a couple of people with puzzle piece tattoos that he did. The blue is his signature color.
A good underwire bra, a nice scoop neck blouse and she’d have a lovely décolletage — or she would have, were it not for those bizarre puzzle pieces. I’m thinking she doesn’t have a high opinion of herself.
I just feel sorry for her husband/boyfriend/25 year old guy she scores at a really tacky dance club. I mean, getting a bra off is what every man struggles with in his teenage years, taking one off and finding another, unremovable one underneath is enough to reduce a grown man to tears.
Win!
Am I the only one hearing the song “Pieces of April” here?
ya know, normally I’m in that “everyone is beautiful” camp, But I have to say, this is what I imagine my mothers boobs to look like (sans tattoo) and all I want right now is to wash my eyes out with bleach. I don’t mind big boobs, but old ones freak me out and that tape makes it so much worse.
I wonder if she has the bikini bottom to match.
That produced a terrible mental image
i believe the breasts are going to be ok…i strongly believe that is a sharpie tattoo…the lines are too thick and without any loss of perfection…
I certainly hope you are right. These boobs look just fine to me, with the obvious exception of the ridiculous jigsaw puzzlement.
Judging from the center bit, the person who designed/executed this has never actually seen a bra before.
yeah. if it’s suppose to be a bra, why the hell does the cup go up so far?
full coverage granny bra. you are seriously covered from here to there wearing those things. and while they are NOT sexy, they ARE servicable, and will keep everything contained rigidly till you release the girls at the end of the day.
i’ve been up to an E cup. and you cant find many pretty bras in that range.
One more piece… Oh, I get it! It’s a puzzle of saggy boobs! (this is why I never look at the box lid)
She puzzled and puzzled til her puzzler was sore…
The alt text made me laugh so hard!
Gawd that’s ugly!!! ruined a perfectly good set too!
What puzzles me is why anyone who would be willing to share this tattoo(?) would feel it offensive to show their nipples.