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When will this end?
No, seriously, I’m asking you for the time and date at which it will end. I’m looking into having myself cryogenically frozen until the moment when I don’t have to hear about whether or not that kid who washes his hair with KFC Double Downs is still dating Slumpy McDeadeyes.
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Love the leather bracelet. Classy AND sophisticated.
Total sophistication. I believe it’s one of those faux leather bracelets with twilight cult symbols I saw in a hot topic once.
I would have to agree that a faux leather bracelet totally speaks for the sophistication of its owner and that — OHMYGOD, has nobody else yet picked up on her GNAWED AWAY fingernails?? Can you say angsty teenager??
How can you be sure that’s a girl? Because I’m not. That hand is VERY dudely. And so is the body.
Well, those are definitely girl jeans (based on the thickness of the waistband and extensive experience in retail) so I can see how people might think it’s a lady. But that doesn’t mean it’s not a boy. I agree that the manish hand, lame bracelet and curveless body scream “Emo boy wearing unfortunately tight chick jeans.”
Now, see, to me it looks like a girl got the tat, and the guy wearing the bracelet-thing is holding up her shirt for the pic. The arm placement is a little weird, it’d be awkward if it’s the tattooed person holding up the shirt. I mean, it’s possible, it just seems like an odd angle.
But maybe that’s just me. LOL
faux leather bracelets with twilight symbols on them? Awww God, that’s just about enough of that.
I have a feeling that grey t-shirt says “Team Edward” on it.
Someone please make it stop.
Slumpy McDeadeyes, teehee.
What if your other half is a cousin? There are laws against that.
Not in every state, unfortunately.
I bet Stephenie Meyer would object if your “other half” is of the same sex as you.
Uncle Daddy says it’s OK!
Honestly, if you are going to get a tattoo of something “popular” you should wait YEARS after the popularity has died out and then figure out if you still love it enough to have it tattooed.
when will interweb murder be invented!! STAB STAB STAB
It’s called trolling.
I love a woman with a ridiculously unrealistic notion of love she gleaned from a terribly written teeny bopper book series and its hideously acted movies. Such a turn-on.
The sad things are, the acting isn’t so bad in the movies. That’s the exact amount of personality Bella shows in the books.
That’s why it’s so popular– she’s an empty shell of a character, so any girl can just imagine herself in her place.
Personally, I’m more concerned with why the hell someone with forever to live would spend eternity going to high school over and over.
So he can do this: http://comixed.com/2010/02/05/twilight-passions/#comments
thanks. now i’m laughing at my computer screen like an idiot
if he really did do that in the movies, i would actually go watch them
No. I’m sorry. I should be ashamed of this, but I have actually read all the books and seen the movies. the acting awful. Kristen Stewart is the same character in everything she’s ever done. She cannot spit out a sentence. I understand the importance of her lack of personality, but even discarding her, everyone else is really crappy. Edward (I forget the actor’s name) is awful. I think the young werewolf was decent, but I was a little distracted by his nubile, muscular body.
Bwaha, no, I read the books too (mostly because I didn’t feel right making fun of something I only heard of second hand). I think Robert Paternson portrayed a perfectly creepy and posessive character with the personality of a tea-spoon.
Though, I haven’t seen anything else with Kristen Stewart in it.
Though, in retrospect, I might be biased because I have a giant crush on the girl who plays the psychic sister.
As well you should!
The Runaways was awesome. Then again, I too may have been distracted by the killer music and their awesome outfits to effectively evaluate Kristen’s acting
Holy crap, I didn’t know that Kristen Stewart played the part of Joan Jett. I’m waiting for that to come out on video to see it. Joan Jett has been a huge influence in my music.
What’s with the raspberry jam on the left?
When will some people learn that it’s never, ever a good idea to get your skin permanently marked with something that’s trendy at the moment?
Ask those people with “where’s the beef” tattooed on their asses.
I regret my “Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?” tat every day….
Well, YEAH, ’cause Farmer Ted kept them WAY long than 10 minutes!
OMG I think I love you.
Still, though, I carry my “Who Shot J.R.” tattoo on my bicep with pride.
As well you should!
Gay. That’s gay. Soooo tired of fruity vampires and emotionally dead girls I’ve seen more personally radiate from a dried up old dog turd. Boooo!
Personality. Whoops. Anyways boooooooooo!!!!
Personality!!!!!
“that kid who washes his hair with KFC Double Downs” is now my favorite description of all time.
Mine too! I laughed until I cried at the descriptions of him and “Slumpy McDeadeyes”!
Yeah, that was her best line ever!
The first one looks like Wolverine was falling off a cliff and tried to hold on to her leg. Pass the Bactine!
Team Wolverine!
Sorry, I had to say it.
But sadly there are plenty of rules that bind you when _divorcing_ your other half.
Well, really, the whole idea of the quote is nonsensical. There are no rules that can bind you when you find your other half? What does that even mean? You don’t have to exist as a responsible, reasonable, non-dangerous member of society if you’re in love? Really? I’ve never heard of that before. What about gravity? What if, like Bella, you are still in high school when you find “your other half,” do you not have to listen to your teachers, and then if they get mad at you for breaking their rules, can you just say “oh, sorry I didn’t tell you, but I’ve found my other half.” And then does the teacher have to appologize for giving you a hard time?
Anyway, I read the first book because my friend lent it to me and insisted I give it a chance because she loved it. I have never forgiven her. It was the most aweful fucking piece of drivel I have ever had the misfortune to read. Anyone over the age of 14 who likes these books seriously has something wrong with them if you ask me.
The second one is all structured stupidly too. The sentence break and the capitalization make it read thus:
And so the Lion fell in
Love with the Lamb
It’s like some kind of weird cut-and-paste misfire. The Lion fell in… the swimming pool? with bad friends? what? Love with the Lamb could be any goddamn deviant nonsense, or just a commercial for meat.
On one hand, I wish I’d come up with the “Twilight” series myself, because I’d be a kajillionaire right now if only I’d known there was such a market for pouty vampires. On the other hand, I’d have to write under a pseudonym. I would NOT want my real name associated with such filthy lucre-making dreck.
They think it’s cool now but wait until twilight is not interesting anymore and they are getting made fun of……..Oh wait……THAT’S NOW!!!!
Ok, I’ll just go ahead and say it… I enjoyed the Twilight books. It appealed to me, probably because I’m a romance fan and a teenager. The movies were completely crappy compared to the books. There’s a bigger discrepancy between the two than with the Harry Potter series (and those movies just broke my heart). However, I would NEVER get it permanently inked onto my skin. I doubt I’ll still enjoy those books in ten years time. Twi-tards just make the other fans look bad.
Claire, you have got to learn to PULL-THE-TRIGGER!
Wait. You’re a teenager. You can write very well. You are not impulsive (something tells me you don’t have your navel pierced). Please, tell me there are more like you. I need the reassurance that the youth of today aren’t all reckless, terribly ignorant, spoiled brats, because that’s what I usually encounter both online and in public.
oh, they are.
A bigger discrepancy between the two than with the Harry Potter series? You could release the Harry Potter movies under the Twilight name and there wouldn’t be a bigger discrepancy.
I really want to understand that first tattoo, but I just can’t wrap my head around it.
Maybe it’s because I used to cut and burn myself like, 15 years ago..? And the last thing I want is people seeing the scars, let alone fresh wounds, wtf?
I guess this person is trying to say that their second half is self-harm? … I kinda get that, but err.. it’s not a very attractive message, and it’s not a very attractive tattoo either, IMO. Even if you like cuts/blood, those are pretty unrealistic looking for trying to be .. photo-realistic.
ugh. And the twilight one is somehow even worse
I’m just gonna stop now.
The first tattoo is a twilight tattoo. It has something to do with the “werewolf” part of the books. There’s a character with big scars on her face where her werewolf boyfriend scratched her face, so I’m assuming this person got “werewolf scratches” too.
You asked how long. Well, I Love Lucy is my best analogy. Rarely seen these days, at one point it seemed like it would saturate the airways for all eternity. Just as Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes seemed like they would be appearing in mailboxes until the heat death of the universe. It will end, I have every confidence, no matter how awful, no matter how long it runs, it will die. I believe this with every fiber of my being.
I guess you have to keep hope alive somehow. J/k. Twilight seems to be fading now, although it could be that I’ve just learned to block it out, and it’s actually just as popular as ever.
Claire, I’m not going to make fun of you. That would be fun, but what I really want to know is, as someone who seems to not want to stab their eyes out over the thought of reading a Twilight book, do you see the franchise’s popularity waning?
An ‘I Love Lucy’ tattoo would still be cool though…
…or am I really uncool?
Whether it’s just the text in the same typestyle as that used at the beginning of the TV show, a well-executed portrait of the character, or both, I’d love to see that!
Twilight is the suckiest suck that ever sucked. And she will live to regret these tattoos- within 10 minutes After the last Twilight film is over. So there.
Slumpy Mcdeadeyes is the BEST description I’ve ever heard of her. Though I’m always wondering why she looks like someone just waved dog poo under her nose.
Slumpy McDeadeyes FTW!
She always looks like someone waved dog poo under her nose because it is a well-known fact that Robert Pattinson is not a fan of the shower.
“no rules that can bind you when you find your other half?” i think shes showing the judge her tattoo in defense for breaking the restraining order robert pattinson filed against her.
Win! I bet the psychiatric nurses will have a good ol’ chuckle too.
I bet most the people that come to this site have an ugly tattoo of their own
yep a w on each butt cheek
1) I found the full picture of that person on the right, and it’s definitely a chick…or a dude with huge implants: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/08/twilight-13.jpg
2) The quote on the raspberry jam tattoo (LOLS) was Stephanie Meyer’s way of justifying a nearly-adult character mystically bonding with another character’s newborn baby, with the understanding that once said child reached physical and mental maturity (at age 8), he would hook up with her. Mormon propaganda at its finest, kids! (See: child grooming.
1. is that her hand? if so she has man hands.
2. awesome way to justify pedophilia, stephanie. “there are no rules that can bind you when you want to have sex with an eight year old”?? CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY.
Looking at these tattoos I am reminded of my 15 year old self wanting a Silverchair tattoo. Thanks for being a responsible parent, Mom!
lmao…Silverchair’s awesome.
“Slumpy McDeadeyes.”
You win one internet for this name!
I also wish to know the exact date, maybe we can get a two for one offer on the freezing?
and after this, there comes four horsemen
On a side note, I do have a four horsemen tattoo!
Cool Story Bro
No lie: I went to elementary through high school with the girl whose tattoo is on the right. I’ve wanted to send a photo of it to this site ever since she posted in on facebook, but I didn’t have the heart as I thought it would be a bit too mean.
On the other hand, not only is this a horribly unoriginal tattoo… it is simply horribly executed, so I can’t say I’m not glad someone finally sent this in for me : )
Are men into Twilight now? Gross…
Male Twilight fans are usually called “Unicorns” as they are so rare its almost a mystical experience when they are spotted.
FYI: Simon Pegg, the genius behind Shaun of the Dead is a HUGE Twilight fan.
As a Twilight fan myself, these tattoos make me sad/embaressed for the non-crazy fans. I didn’t even recognize the quote on the first tattoo.
*Bangs head against desk* Isn’t there some where we can lock these people up? Or possibly throwing them into a pit and watching Jacob vs Edward lovers eat each other alive.