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But Boston Has Nothing But Kind Things to Say About YOU!

Funny Tattoos - Grr, I Hate Blston Too!

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Okay, so I get that this dude wanted to incorporate the Angels and Lakers logos into his anti-Leprechaun tattoo (all sports teams in Boston are The Leprechauns, right? Thought so), but couldn’t he have come up with a way to word this sentiment that, you know, ACTUALLY HAS A DAMN L IN IT?! Slapping the L on top of the O is very confusing and detracts from what otherwise would have been a salient and thought-provoking statement.

He should have asked me, I’ve got plenty of ideas:

Boston is LAme
Boston sucks bALls
I hAte Boson because those fuckers eat way too much cLam chowder. I mean, seRiously, right?! [the R is for the L.A. Rams. They’re still there right?]

Moral of the story: always come to me first. Especially when it has to do with sports.

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  1. Envy says:

    Clearly, that’s not meant to be Boston, but is acutally supposed to say “Blston.” It’s the villian in the new Toy Story movie. He uses a Blastron Laser, and has shortened his name to reflect that.

  2. ben says:

    i live in LA, and i hate boston too. but then, i also hate the lakers. and the dodgers. and the kings and the ducks and the galaxy. but my favorite player is on the angels, and hey, this is somewhat inventive and lacking in any kind of obvious mistakes so….thumbs up from me.

  3. GringoStarr says:

    Where’s BLSTON? in MLSSLCHLSLTTLS?

  4. Adams says:

    Clearly, the gentleman in questiLn is a nL – gLLd, gLddamn idiLt.

  5. Alicia says:

    Wow, whats with all the haters…just because we have the best sports teams around, jeesh! For the record the Celtics don’t justify every sports team incorporating a leprechaun but nice try!

  6. Mustachio says:

    No, he meant to say that he hates Fhloston Paradise, for some reason, but the tattooist ran out of ink.

  7. jamisings says:

    I hate sports, period. They’re so boring.

    Bet you he’ll fall in love with a Boston girl. (Or Boston boy if he swings that way.) Then they’ll see that tattoo and leave him, broken hearted. And he’ll spend the rest of his life drinking to forget them.

  8. tamajinn says:

    I’m no calligrapher, but that H looks backwards to me. As if that was the only thing wrong with this tattoo.

    I lived in Boston for a year and it was lovely. Go Green Line on the T!

  9. jesi says:

    so… wtf is that monstrosity on his chest and does it have melting meat legs? it looks like some sort of anatomy drawing depicting musculature and wearing a giant sneaker at the end of its extremely short calf.

  10. AshCash says:

    I hAte his tattLL……Oh wait…those are supposed to be O’s

  11. faithish says:

    I’m from Boston, and personally, I hate the Yankees (duh). But you’re not going to see me inking that on any part of my anatomy. It also seems a little closed-minded for him to rag on all Boston teams with one blow, simply because he’s an LA fan. It’s not as though there’s any substantial rivalry between the two, aside from this year’s Celtics-Lakers matchup. However, I’m pretty sure his actual message here was “I HATE BALLSTON SPA, NY” via a poorly executed rebus. Somebody send that boy a subscription to Highlights magazine.

    • Lali says:

      Being from L.A. and mostly an Angels fan, we all hate Boston. lol Boston has knocked the Angels out of the playoffs too many times for us to like them. :) (Actually, the only sports team I hate is the Raiders… and it’s actually only because of Al Davis).

  12. grqeen says:

    Shouldn’t we all just be happy that there isn’t a USC logo off the S

  13. Anna Rexia says:

    psssst, Jessica… The Rams have been in St Louis for about 15 years. It’s okay. You’re not expected to know all sports teams. There are pro hockey teams I didn’t know existed, and baseball bores me. Football (American, Aussie AND international) is my thing.

    • Rauss says:

      I have a brother in Australia, who used to adore Aussie Rules, for my part I could never understand it, except it is amazingly violent. I mean, it’s big fun to make beefy dudes wear a vest and shorts, give them a stingy little gumshield and expect them to tackle the shit out of each other. The no fumbles rule is hugely entertaining too.

    • ben says:

      ….who’s your team there, anna?? big arsenal fan over here :D

  14. Pirate Dan says:

    I live in Manhattan and I’d root for Boston just to piss on this guy. (Figuratively, people!)

  15. TRH says:

    I LoAthe Boston.

    Would’ve worked nicely.

  16. Kiki says:

    Sox and Celtics all the way, motherfuckers!

    I’m from Boston, can’t you tell?

  17. can anybody realize da fact that he can make a pillow out of that armpit hair

  18. Dorothy says:

    How about “I LoAthe Boston”?

  19. Amber says:

    I think “loathe” is too big a word for this douche.

  20. sure says:

    strange that all these people had something to say about this because they didn’t understand the reference…

    everyone talking trash on this tattooed idiot when they for some reason are ignorant of the stereotypical notion that when a native Bostonite says the word “Boston” it sound like they are saying “Ballston.”

    of course it doesn’t exactly sound that way…it’s more like “Bwahstn” for you phonics-monkey-taught bastards…but the stereotype puts it “Ballston” and we all know stereotypes exist for a reason…so get over yourselves. oh, and Loss Angle-eeze sucks just as much as Ballston…in sports and in general. idiots.

  21. Lenna says:

    I would also like to know why he would get their emblems tattooed on him if he hates them so much.

  22. heyhave says:

    i love bloston. and lenna, those logos are la, derp.

  23. razi says:

    I hate Bloston too. Crappy weather, bastard taxi drivers, and their aquarium sucks.

  24. Scott says:

    Thats a stupid tattoo, how much did you waste? 7 titles since 2001…welcome to title-town

  25. Alec says:

    Drink another 1 ya BUM! Your just mad that Boston kicks Anaheim’s ASS every year! hahahaha


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