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What? You don’t remember these guys?
They were the first breakfast-themed hardcore punk band. They hit it big with “Fix Me Some Toast,” but the acid jazz–influenced “Slip it In (the Gently Simmering Water)” kind of alienated their original fan base.
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I don’t know how you could possibly fuck up a Black Flag tattoo. Ever. Unless you have someone with Parkinson’s Disease doing your tattoo.
Looks more like beef jerky to me! I’d be happy either way!
Dude! You burned the bacon! I like it crispy but come on!
At first glance I thought this was a horrible cover up. But, tilt my head and there it is. Burnt bacon.
omg i effing LOVE burnt bacon, once you go black, you never go back. its sooo tasty.
It’s ok for me. I like it on the verge of burnt. Marshmallows however, burn baby burn!
Mmmmmm. Sticky carcinogenic tastiness.
I’m seconding the love for extra super crispy burnt bacon.
Damn you all! Now I am hungry for bacon!
Daaaaaamn. I thought it was supposed to be tire/tank tread at first, but whoa. First I was sad, then I saw Bacon Flag and it sort of almost made it okay..?
Ha! I wish I could see what it’s covering up.
I know! It must have been really awful if he couldn’t bother to come up with a creative cover.
What makes you think he’s covering anything up? You guys have heard of Black Flag, right?
That just can’t be an attempt at a proper Black Flag tat.
http://www.rippin-kitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/blackflag.jpg
Maybe it actually is a “Bacon Flag” tat.
Just when you think you’ve seen it all…
This is why you shouldn’t go to your neighbor’s cousin’s friend’s brother (who is probably called Buddha or Bodie) who bought his tattoo equipment off of Craig’s List and set up a tattoo shop on his mom’s converted sun porch.
Ha! Exactly. My kids and I have discussed this and there are just some things you ought to pay full price for: tattoos, laser eye surgery, sky diving lessons… Really, don’t hold out for a coupon to come in the Value-Pak.
This gives me the opportunity to mention that I found the web site this originated from. Now, I’m not sure if the “Ugly Freaking Tattoo Gallery” I was looking through is really their “oops, those were done by our apprentices on their first day” section, but moving on to their front page wasn’t any more comforting. The first thing I see in the feature box on the front page is “December Specials.” Also mentioned were the November specials. It’s so nice that they update their web site once a year.
I looked through their other galleries and the work I saw there wasn’t all that much better than the UFTG mentioned earlier. I only saw a few pictures in their piercing gallery, but one was enough to make me feel queasy. It was a lower lip piercing. The piercer was holding the ring using a pair of forceps (no shit!), not wearing gloves, and had a pretty nasty looking thumb with crud underneath the nail.
I think I’ll go clear my mind by looking at the crinkled peni tattoo again. Or I’ll just curl up in the corner and rock back and forth.
Anna, just had to tell you, LOVE your name.
Brilliant!
I use Ana Mia quite often.
Thanks! I took a quick peek at some of your work. Nice!! The lizard tattoo and your husband’s bike are way cool.
all hail the bacon flag
i think it is an excellent way to make the best of an obviously bad situation.
Government censorship is just going too far these days…
t.v. (dinner) party tonight was always my favourite tune.
Pfft. Now THIS is a proper bacon flag:
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2008/07/bacon_flag.html
(shudders to think someone is going to get of a tattoo it)
And THIS page shows a decent bacon tattoo!
I must give the administrator of this site (forgive me, her name escapes me at present) the “Making Lemons out of Lemonade” award. Seriously. I want this girl to come over when I’m having a crappy day and find some way to make every lousy thing I’ve been through seem secretly awesome.
I see this one as a warning to kids: be careful of what you get and WHERE, because one day you will be fat and old and god knows what it will look like then.
This poor girl…..its a girl right?
win for “life of paincakes” and bacon preference
and for eating bacon out of the package…while i wouldn’t do it, i certainly respect it
Looks like someone’s little sister went permanent marker crazy. Looks retarded! SKIDMARKS!
if i got a bacon flag tattoo, it’d be in color. maybe a steak or a burger in black and white portrait style, but bacon does not take its self as seriously as to warrant a memorial tat.
p.s.
http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/9/
I just want to mention that I’m wearing the same Dead Kennedys t-shirt that he’s wearing right now.
Looks to me like when you did a drawing in elementary school with Crayola markers and you had to cover a really big area and the coverage was really crappy in spots.
Wow. This is actually my friend! All I will give away about this tattoo is that it was done by seasoned tattoo artist at 4am after a bottle of whiskey!
Dude Eric is that you?
This is mine and it fucking rules. i traded a 20 dollar wal mart gift card for it!!! Fries above we want Fries Above.
Bacon? Is that what it is? Looks like tire tread or some hideous skin affliction.
bacon flag just killed me. BACON FLAG
oh thank you for that one. so much.
This just as bad as some of Henry Rollins actual tattoos.
actually, this reminds me of a t-shirt i saw that had pieces of bacon in the form of the bars in a skillet, and underneath it said gimme gimme gimme. i found it funny, maybe they got the linework done in the same style and then decided against it. then again, maybe not.