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Now we know the answer to the question “Where’s Waldo?”
That answer is, of course, “I’m sorry I asked.”
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Archive for June, 2010
This Is Why I Stick to Crossword Puzzles
Jun. 30, 2010
Ugh Life
Jun. 30, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
How many variations can there be on Tupac’s iconic “Thug Life” tattoo? Well, here we have “Hug Life.” Ha ha, I see what you did there. You turned it around and made it warm and fuzzy and also a little creepy.
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There’s also “Chug Life.” Because drinking is awesome.
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And, finally, “Hug Life.” Wait, we already did that one. There are only two? That’s bullshit! There have to be others. No crazy dog people with “Pug Life”? Santa Cruz kids with “Slug Life”? Electricians with “Plug Life”? THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
Here’s a freebie to get you started:
Print it out and take it down to your local tattoo parlor. No need to thank me.
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Darth Buscemi
Jun. 29, 2010
Submitted by: Keith Fuller via Submission Page
Speaking of Steve Buscemi, here he is as Darth Vader. Because why not? If you want to have an original tattoo these days, you have to pull your inspiration from two or more completely disparate sources, and even then someone’s probably already beat you to it. Robocop and My Little Pony? Done. Billy Mays and cupcakes? Try again. Artificially flavored novelty candy and the bible? Nope. You’re not even trying anymore, are you?
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This Is Why You Should Adopt Instead of Going to a Breeder
Jun. 29, 2010
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Unicorns. They’re magical, elegant creatures, right?
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Wrong. It turns out that years of inbreeding to achieve certain idealized unicorn characteristics—long horn, leonine tail, cloven hooves—have led to a whole crop of unappealing genetic disorders.
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Some of these unicorns are adopted by kindhearted people willing to care for a creature that requires patience and constant care (not to mention the expense of going to a special unicorn veterinarian).
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Others should really just be put out of their misery.
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Speechless
Jun. 28, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I have nothing to say about this tattoo HA HA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!!!!
Actually, I quite like it. I’m not even going to Photoshop the word “penis” into those quotation marks. I’m a regular Mother Teresa today, aren’t I?
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Extra Foam and a Couple Crushed Up No-Doz in Mine, Thanks
Jun. 28, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Well guys, I spent yesterday at a bridal shower, so naturally that means that I got inappropriately tanked was up late giggling with my girlfriends over iced tea. If there’s one thing I could use this morning, it’s heroin a steaming hot cup of joe.
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The question is whether to get off my lazy ass and go down the street to buy an overpriced cup of caffeinated BP oil spill or stay here and endure the steaming brown water known as Office Coffee.
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Actually, now that I think about it, my time might be best spent taking a nap under my desk. Abstinence from being awake is the only 100% effective way to prevent me shivving one of my coworkers.
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¡Olé!
Jun. 27, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Huh. I don’t remember the part of the bible where Jesus does the flamenco. Was that in one of the apocryphal gospels?
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Handsome Harry
Jun. 26, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Look, let’s not jump to any conclusions here. Maybe this person WANTED this tattoo of their kid to look like Steve Buscemi. I mean, who among us DIDN’T feel pressure to be more Buscemi-ish growing up? I know that with my parents it was always “Why can’t you be more like that Steve Buscemi” and “Why can’t you star in critically acclaimed independent films like Steve Buscemi?” and “Would Steve Buscemi stay out until all hours of the night without calling his mother?”
It was rough.
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This Is How I Feel on a Bad Hair Morning Too
Jun. 26, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Well, this isn’t the worst Wolverine we’ve seen around here. But it certainly isn’t the best.
I give it a solid 6. On a scale of 100.
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Delicate Flowers
Jun. 25, 2010
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Submitted by: Deamon via Submission Page
Do you ever think that maybe there isn’t someone out there for everyone? Well apparently you’re wrong. Either that or there’s a tattoo artist specializing in flowers with genitals. I give it a fifty-fifty.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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