Submitted by: StarlightSweetie via Submission Page
I believe that it was in her seminal work “Sk8r Boi” that Ms. Lavigne asked us, “Can I make it any more obvious?” After that line, I always mentally inserted “. . . that I was sent here by a secret Canadian government program to destroy America?”
Given the fact that “Justin Bieber” has been a trending topic on my Twitter feed every single day for the last three months (his entire life?), I’m going to say the answer is “yes.”
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Oh that’s Avril Lavigne? I was wondering who that face forever staring up his pants leg belonged to.
Hey, Hey, You, You, I don’t like your tattoo.
No way, No way, I think you need a redo
It appears that even inked Avril is shocked/stupidly surprised that somebody had this tattoo made…
That could be one of the best full color portrait tats I have ever seen. I can’t say I would agree with their selection of portraits to choose from but the work itself is quite impressive indeed.
Except for the fact it looks like a sunburned zombie.
That’s exactly what I thought too, I wouldn’t mind seeing her as dead as a zombie, but was that what you were going for here????
But wtf is up with the random 3 hairs sticking up in the front? That is driving me crazy!!!! I want to run up with a comb and some rave super hold.
This is one of the best portraits on this site second to the Mr. T at
http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/03/16/funny-tattoos-pity-the-fool/
It makes me wonder how difficult it must be to render skin color on skin. A Mr T portrait on Mr T, wouldn’t work so well. Need that white canvas…
This artist is very talented…
http://www.mdtattoos.com/
All the highlights make her face look like it’s been greased.
And except for the fact that it doesn’t really look like her
i was thinking the same thing.
So what happens when said dude crosses his legs? Would she not be looking at his junk with mouth wide open?
tehehehehhahahah
She is looking up at his butthole,mouth wide open, with his legs straight. He has a choice of humiliation for her.
It’s on a serious female collector named Jinxi, Mike Devries was the artist that did it, he is an amazing talent and a big influence on many tattoo artists. Plus he tattooed Sylvester Stallone.
Tattooing celebrities is no reference for quality. Most of them have pretty shitty ink.
Isn’t that on an arm?
Look at the bottom of the photo.If that is a hand it is from some sort of godawful mutant. *runs away screaming for help*
Exactly, that’s the inside of a guy’s arm, and he’s pressing his fist against a table or something to make his “muscles” pop out.
… That’s a LEG. Unless you think Popeye decided to get Avril opposite his anchor.
Hey, wouldn’t be the first time there’s been a freak on UT.
seriously?!?!?! not only is it a leg, it’s a left leg. for one, you can see the toes and look at the muscle/bone structure in the leg and ankle.
Sorry , look at your own hand and arm while posing like you say.You willl have a large tendon showing in the center of your arm.the picture at the bottom of the leg is the v shape coming up from the heel with anklebones on both sides.Honest,I think it is a womans leg.
So i am wrong about agreeing with sam’s comment about looking up at a a guys junk too.I think it is a womans leg,a little by the shape and the leg looks shaved along with what appears to be nail polishon toenails
Uh, the leg looks shaved because the skin needs to be shaved for a tattoo.
Arms don’t usually have Achilles tendons. Plus the woman who has it keeps referring to her “female musician leg” in the link in Ameh’s post.
Hey now, we also gave you guys Rush, BTO, and The Guess Who. I think they more than mkae up for all the crap artists we’ve given you
Take back Nickelback, please! And uh….. sorry about all our crap artists we’ve given YOU.
I second the take back Nickleback, please, hurry, and thank you!
With all my heart, THANK YOU for Rush!
Neil Young!
NOTHING can make up for Celine…..NOTHING. *Weeps in utter desolation*
Her lips are so shiny! Shiny, shiny!
I like the artwork, but the eyes.. the eyes are distrubing to me.. glassy and possibly indicating jaundice
Looks more like pinkeye to me.
That is really striking!! The mouth and hair is particularly is well done. Actually the whole thing is sort of scary!! Don’t know why???
Isn’t that the tattoo that a woman who was on wifeswap has?
Jinxi or something? …. (I’m not a mental case who is obsessed with wifeswap.. she was on myspace when myspace was cool and added me… I still sound wierd though don’t I?)
ta-da!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=24568323&albumId=491136
Why would anyone pick Avril when they could have Bjork instead?
She also has Bjork.
Wait how can you like Bjork and Avril Lavigne? That’s a contradiction. Bjork is awesome, and Avril Lavigne is well Avril Lavigne.
gaaah dammit blake bjork is not awesome!!!!
Then I why does my dictionary have a picture of Bjork next to the definition?
Lost in translation.
oh man wiiiiiiiin
Well there’s a picture of Avril Lavigne next to the word poser, so I’m only going to assume it’s legit.
Thanks for the link. That is an insane about of tattoos on that woman. Her “female musician leg” choices are, um, interesting. All nice tattoos, just crazy.
The woman in this link is just disturbing to me. Don’t get me wrong the tattoos are really well done, but, OMG, WTF was she thinking? Or smoking? Or snorting? Or………sorry, but, DAMN.
wow all her tats are pretty amazing. i like her female musician leg, although i think she couldve chosen better shots of almost all of them, especially meg white. meg is SO PRETTY and then she pics this weird forehead-crinkly shot?? i can understand getting all of these women tattooed on you [given that its 80s madonna and not horrifying granny madonna] EXCEPT avril lavigne. WTF. kudos to her artist though.
The more I look at all those tattoos the more I wonder how many arms and legs she has.
At first I thought it meant they were all on the same woman, but looking at the pictures, they’re all on different people. Same artist, maybe?
if you look at the pics that are full body shots, its all on the same woman. she just has a metric fuckton of tattoos. you can see almost all the tattoos on her in this article [scroll through the next four pictures or so]: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=24568323&albumID=491136&imageID=66333934#a=491136&i=66333934
Nope, same woman.
I just love that cow!
Agreed, still great artwork no matter the choice…
*speechless*
(i know how happy you all are now)
Aw Ben, you’re spoiling us!
Okay, seriously, is it like pick on Canada month or something? I swear, every blog I frequent has made a Canada “joke” this month =/
Sorry, it’s not just this month.
It’s like menstruation; it happens once a month even though you don’t like it and there’s little you can do to stop it.
that’s where modern science can help! i realize in your position, the need for birth control is nil, but they have stuff now where you menstruate like twice a year. win-win for everyone, really
If you don’t mind the heinous side-effects.
Actually, if you’re on the injection, you don’t menstruate at all. Only problem is, your body thinks you’re pregnant so you gain weight.
With the adam’s apple so prominent, I can’t help but think that she looks like a MTF transsexual.
Have you ever looked at your own throat with your head tilted back? It’s called a trachea. You have one, too. I’ve seen a few women with more pronounced tracheas. Thyroid conditions also can affect the way it appears. By the same token, in some men it’s less obvious, but it doesn’t mean they are FTM transsexual.
Much as this is kind of WTF, the execution is really good, and taken along with all of this woman’s other tattoos it’s less weird. She’s pretty astonishing to look at.
Thats not Avril the teeth are too straight. Maybe it is a what if she had braces at a young age wishful tattoo
her eyes look so creepy. i wish i could sharpie-on sunglasses
That’s the most distracting part, to me. They’re bloodshot and her irises are too light. Maybe the artist didn’t quite nail the eye (iris) colour, but it makes me think that the picture used featured her with bloodshot eyes. The glossy face makes it even more creepy, kind of like a melting wax figure or a horror movie mannequin.
She looks like she’s been working in a coal mine…think maybe the shading is overdone a bit?
yeah. she looks a little undead there to me. a certain greyness.
agree
Laurie Partridge??
You said “seminal.”
Kinda says it all.
Avril’s eyes suggest she likes the chronic.
Too each their own , but Robert Smith or Plant will never end up on my body. Nor Ringo, John, Paul, or George.
I wanted to get John Bonham once, decided just to grow a handlebar moustashe instead.
See? It’s removable. Just shave it off, and you’re good. Bonzo gone with a few swipes of a razor.
Oh, and fantastic quality on all her portraits. And *most* of the “female rockers” are pretty good choices – I mean, if you just *have* to get tattoos of female rockers. Except Meg White, and the aforementioned Avril. Meg’s not bad at all, but iconic and/or groundbreaking in the way that, say, Madonna was? Hardly. Avril’s “artistry” is not even up for debate. Maybe a cover-up with Chrissie Hynde is in order.
Will it fit now?
What’s with the little length of hair(?) sitcking out where her part starts?
Looks like a hook that you can hang her up with after you turn her off.
*sticking*
Looks more like Amanda Seyfried (Big Love, Mamma Mia) than Avril.
I don’t know why but Avril Lavigne makes me want to punch babies. Maybe it’s her music.
hahaha. we are also responsible for nickleback.
-canada
I don’t even want to get started on why Avril Lavigne is the ultimate hypocrite, not to mention her music and lyrics SUCK. It’s actually a well done tattoo, too bad the item tattooed is so horrible.
Did she run out of room on her body, so she had to shave her head to make more room?
Oh so interesting to see all the different tattoos she has. Very bright and colorful, a bit like airbrushed amusement park rides. I don’t really care for the shiny shiny plastic look of the portraits, although they do make recognizable likenesses (unlike the horrible versions so often featured here). What will she do when she runs out of skin?
Start tattooing her kids, I’d imagine, if she hasn’t already started.
I’m going to unfavourite this website and then set fire to the interwebs, just cause Justin Bieber was mentioned..
Another Canadian export!
Why does everyone think this is a well-done tattoo? This is not good. Avril looks like a zombie. I mean, it’s better than some of the others on this site, but that doesn’t mean that it’s good. Better than bad can still be bad.
I keep trying to stick it in her mouth but this dude keeps getting upset because he says I’m bumping the back of his leg all the time.
This is a Mike DeVries tattoo, his stuff is awesome but come on dude. Avril tats are not cool man.
Honestly, I thought this was supposed to be Sweet D from It’s Always Sunny until I read the comments…
Well, The subject is kind of stupid, but you have to admit, that’s probably one of, if not the most gorgeously done tattoos i ever saw. I mean, it came out incredible, but it was just a stupid idea to begin with
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Why does she have an Adam’s apple
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