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Breasticles, eh? Is that what you get from eating too much soy? Or am I thinking of a mangina?
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If This Tat Could Talk
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quite possibly the worste tattoo ever…
That penis head just don’t look right!
And I guess that’s saying the least about this tattoo, but the boobs look nice.
But that head……..what the what!
OMG it looks like a dogs LIPSTICK!!! GROSS!! WTF kinda penis did she use for reference?!?!?! but it is kind of funny… i’ve called them breasticles or chesticles forever.
and by she, i meant he. unless “she” doesnt shave “her” legs
Uh, what’s with the quotation marks? My hairy legs don’t make me any less of a she.
It does look like a dude’s leg, though, by the shape of the muscle. Could be wrong, but that’d be my guess.
It looks like a penis head to me. I think what might be confusing you is that it is a natural penis, with foreskin.
Um, no its not, notice its “helmet”
It’s actually less disturbing than the tattoo of the fish with the big boobie. Although I’m not sure how you explain this to the kids when you’re wearing shorts in summer. Or really how you’d explain it to anyone…
Although the flower gives it a little class.
“the flower gives it a little class” WIN!
I mean, at least the quality of the tattoo is decent…
I guess…
WOW…REALLY?! WTF were they thinking? Thats all I got!!
Wrong.
Ugh…this is frightening. When I was just glancing at it, I thought it said Brett Michaels.
NICE.
the only thing i think of when i see this is “GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING????”
Bret Michaels approves this tattoo.
This is like the opposite of penis envy, isn’t it?
Bleagh. I guess Jessica was getting sick of all the “at least it’s not a penis tat” comments.
Yep. We had it coming. ><
I really can’t think of anything to say about this one, except that at least it’s well done.
why is there a mushroom growing out over those breasts?
This reminds me of one of a spanish flamenco dancer, I think it’s the flower. I shall name her/him? Rosalita.
What scares me is that the person who thought this tattoo was good idea is walking among us, out in society, even as we speak.
We can only hope that the tat will also prevent their reproducing – I know I’d be running the other way if I saw that emblazoned on my date’s body.
As terrible as the idea is, the tattoo is very well done. I’d get that artist to ink me too, cause the colours are really nice.
Agreed. Very fine work.
I’d be fairly willing to bet it’s by this lady:
http://www.myspace.com/dawnii13
She is midway through doing me a sizeable (and most excellent) leg piece and has the sense of humour to have done this.
UMMMM, that is my leg and it is by a girl named Margo out of Chareslton South Carolina, the shop is named Blue Gorrilla, call her up she is awesome
….one nip in the pot and the other in the chimney…
That is a seriously deformed penis. And those balls have HUGE boils on them- they almost look like boobs. But they are BOILS, for jebus sake!
they probably got tasered.
Can someone answer this for me? This is a completely serious question. Why would you have this tattooed on yourself? Like what is the possible logic behind this?
I pop by this website as it amazes me, that somewhere, there is one common thread among all the tattoos posted here. Each and every person behind them, really thought it was a cool idea to get tattooed.
Completely baffling to me.
I’m sure someone thought it was funny.
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Execution = win. Concept = fail.
Okay, I may be the only one, But…does anyone else get reminded of my little pony when looking at this?? It’s even got swirly colorful hair and a flower over its ear…
I’m sorry but I just don’t get it. Why, why why why why? Why would anybody create this image and why would anyone have it tattooed forever on their body? There’s some weird shit in here but this one is really out there.
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You’re welcome.
Oh dear God….
HAHAHAHAHA! You know it probably does.
This is actually possible. Tibetan yogis practice “drinking” milk with their penes, so that they may learn to re-absorb their semen during intercourse as a form of tantric spiritual practice / birth control. (Think of the Quik Bunny trying to drink Nestle Quik slow.)
Yeah. I debated over it.
I bet you did you dirty dirty girl.
Yes, breasticles are boobs that hang so far down, the dangle between a woman’s legs.
Breasticles is also a very good album by Kristeen Young, produced by Tony Visconti of David Bowie/Marc Bolan fame.
Not that I think that that’s what the tattooee had in mind but I’m not going to miss an opportunity for proselytising.
I know, I know. If I’ve said it once I’ll say it again. My mind lives in the gutter. I own it, I accept it. I’m a pervy perv perv.
Good luck with that (the birth control, anyway).
I think they’re waiting for further orders.
I call those ones plumb-bobs, pointing to the center of the Earth.
Yep, methinks the users of that method are commonly known as ‘parents.’
^ Ditto. Not everyone has their headlights facing forward.
Um, as an art student, I gotta say nipples normally point outwards. I have only once seen a woman whose nipples pointed straight forward, and I’ve seen a lot of topless ladies. In fact, while there’s nothing wrong with nipples pointing forward, I will say that it’s highly unusual, to the point where if you draw it that way other artists think you made a mistake.
What’s really disturbing to me are the comments here. No one seems to know what the human body’s supposed to look like.